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1. Name: pimp LOL jeremy
2. Age: 31
3. Male or Female? male
4. What is your favorite time of day? when I get off work..
5. Have you ever been in love? who hasn't
6. How long was your longest relationship? 3 years
7. Why did it end? she turned into a holy roller
8. Single or Taken? single
9. Favorite Candy Bar? snickers
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? survivor
11. What was the last thing you cooked? fish sticks
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? have you seen me.. Lmao
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? maybe
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? blue
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? nope
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? bert
17. What is your favorite meat? I just like eating LOL
18. Do you have a dirty mind? do I not..
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? holly daugter flint ..
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? sure do ^
21. Do you ever want to get married? not sure
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? nope, I'm not that sexy.. LOL
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? seal- crazy
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? don't have one
25. Can you do a split? um not at this time
26. What is your favorite sexual position? is there a bad one..
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? no :(
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? knifes are for sissy's
29. How many watches do you own? two
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? 5 dolla no holla
31. Who was the last person you kissed? not at liberty to say..
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? on a plane
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? none
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? nope
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? don't watch
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? my dad..
37. What is your favorite number? three right now cause oif my daughter
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? 2 dolla
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? my skin flute LMAO
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? spoon easier to shovel in
41. What's your favorite radio station? 96.5/ 104.3
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? booth
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? nope
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? don't use it
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? does it pay..
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? nope
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? yes
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? when don't I..
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? can't remember
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? nope I have though
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? fish
52. What is you current living situation? myself daughter on weekends
53. When was the last time you masturbated? two days ago
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? holly ;)
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? with my daughter
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? who hasn't.. live and learn
57. Who do you think should be the next president? start a raffle
58. What do you do for a living? wish I had a better job
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? um I can't remember her name.. LOL
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? I couldn't
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? jon holmes
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? masturbate
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? ice cream truck driver LOL
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? the time I spend with my daughter
65. What is your dream vacation? somewhere with holly LOL
66. What is your dream car? one that never needs fixed
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? jelly belly
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? I've been struggling this long why not another 30 years..
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? liquids thimble
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? neither
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? neither
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? rich ****
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? do I have to choose LOL
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? hmm fall in love
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? I just want to be me..