| 1. So...How are you doing? |
I stubbed my toe earlier. It still hurts |
| 2. What time is it? |
uhhh.....H/o...7:22 |
| 3. Are you listening to any music? If yes, what? |
right now I'm really into between the buried and me, giles and the wiggles |
| 4. What color is your underwear? |
checkerboard twat |
| 5. If you had to be an animal for a day, what would you be? |
a chair |
| 6. What's is your relationship status? |
sarah...she be my girlyfriend |
| 7. Are you happy with it? |
yes I am |
| 8. What's your favorite TV show? |
as of now it would have to be metalocalypse |
| 9. Are you thinking of anybody right now? If yes, who? |
im thinkin about these questions |
| 10. Are you a virgin? |
no, I got all up in that |
| 11. What do you like more; sunrise or sunset? |
sun cheese |
| 12. How often do you read? |
depends if I am interested |
| 13. Do you have pets? |
a lesbian dog named roxie |
| 14. What is your favorite season? |
Fall |
| 15. Are you a morning or night person? |
Night...I ride my steed at night |
| 16. Do you still watch kids movies? |
not really |
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| 17. What's your desktops background? |
blueness |
| 18. What are your feelings on gay marriage? |
I dont care as long as they dont put rings around their dicks |
| 19. Do you watch the news? |
sometimes |
| 20. Are you a righty or a lefty? |
righty, I cut my left hand off with a spoon |
| 21. What's your favorite color? |
green |
| 22. Do you know what the word 'aristocrat' means? |
yes |
| 23. Are you rebellious? |
..Its the best of em all, The best of its kind. Its also a type of government. *everybody wants to be a cat* |
| 24. Do you speak any foreign languages? |
check this **** out..."Su con burbujas huele como la salsa A1" |
| 25. dO yOu hAtE pEoPlE wHo TyPe LiKe ThIs? |
no |
| 26. <4/\/ \|0|_| |234|) 7|-|15? |
I just realized I dont remember if my lizard was a male or female |
| 27. Are you athletic? |
I guess if I wanted to be |
| 28. How many pairs of shoes do you own? |
3 and a salt shaker |
| 29. Have you ever been in a movie? |
uhh Like three pornos |
| 30. Do you like musicals? |
"go grease lightnin ur burnin up the 409" |
| 31. Do you do drugs? |
if cats count as drugs then yes I do cats |
| 32. Do you drink alcohol? |
piss makes me tipsy |
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| 33. Would you wear the opposite sexes clothes? |
I have one pair of girly jeans |
| 34. When's the last time you kissed someone? |
this afternoon |
| 35. Who's your best friend? |
out of my friends it would have to be Nick to the davis hungwell |
| 36. Do you like pizza? |
yeah |
| 37. How about the dark? |
me and sarah have fun in the dark. She my baby |
| 38. Do you like to cuddle? |
with sarah. Its nice and comfortable |
| 39. What's your biggest fear? |
anorexic chicks with dike cuts |
| 40. Do you want kids? |
my kids will rule the world |
| 41. What's your favorite band? |
I cant say I have one |
| 42. How's the weather? |
Dark |
| 43. Who are the 3 people you care about most? |
these guys are family...Sarah, Nick, and Greg |
| 44. Are you a n3rd? |
dungeons and dragons is a puddy game |
| 45. What's your dream car? |
A goat |
| 46. What's the best present you've received in the past year? |
I can't decide |
| 47. Do you think that women should do the laundry, cook, clean, etc. or should it be split? |
I'd piss on her collar |
| 48. What's your favorite sport? |
pocket pool |
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| 49. Do you want to be president? |
presidents can be gay? |
| 50. What was your favorite vacation? |
a sweet ocean cruise to jamaica |
| 51. How long was your longest relationship? |
year and 8 months ..still goin |
| 52. Was it worth it? |
it has hard times. But I love her |
| 53. Do you like chocolate? |
it makes me thirst |
| 54. Do you believe in god? |
Not the god everyone thinks of, no |
| 55. Have you ever said "fo shizzle"? |
yes |
| 56. What was/is your highschools mascot? |
a tiger. Gay |
| 57. Do you masturbate? |
frequently |
| 58. Do you like to dance? |
I can do the pop |
| 59. What's your favorite candy? |
warheads. They still make those? |
| 60. Are you straight, gay, or bisexual? |
straight but I have thoughts |
| 61. Name a lyric, any lyric; |
This the song of the year. We just recorded your orgasm. |
| 62. Who can always make you smile? |
pee wee |
| 63. Who's the last person that broke your heart? |
I don't know |
| 64. Have you ever been cow tipping? |
no but that would be badass |
| 65. What's the craziest thing you've ever done? |
well heres the grossest... **** on the floor of wendy's bathroom |
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