| 1. So...How are you doing? |
im doing |
| 2. What time is it? |
what day is it? |
| 3. Are you listening to any music? If yes, what? |
spice girls |
| 4. What color is your underwear? |
underwear? |
| 5. If you had to be an animal for a day, what would you be? |
puff the magic dragon |
| 6. What's is your relationship status? |
high |
| 7. Are you happy with it? |
with what? |
| 8. What's your favorite TV show? |
judge judy |
| 9. Are you thinking of anybody right now? If yes, who? |
judge judy |
| 10. Are you a virgin? |
ive been to virginia |
| 11. What do you like more; sunrise or sunset? |
i like to look directly at the sun. |
| 12. How often do you read? |
reading is for awesome people!!!! |
| 13. Do you have pets? |
yes and our pets have pets. |
| 14. What is your favorite season? |
the season of LOVE |
| 15. Are you a morning or night person? |
i see dead people |
| 16. Do you still watch kids movies? |
hannah montana. that was for lucy. |
|
|
| 17. What's your desktops background? |
it was an accident |
| 18. What are your feelings on gay marriage? |
i will not get married until they can! |
| 19. Do you watch the news? |
no, im not old enough yet. |
| 20. Are you a righty or a lefty? |
haha too easy |
| 21. What's your favorite color? |
black like my heart, or blue like my balls |
| 22. Do you know what the word 'aristocrat' means? |
like the aristocats? |
| 23. Are you rebellious? |
no im a orange popsicle |
| 24. Do you speak any foreign languages? |
morgen! morgen! nur nicht heute, sagen alle falen leute! correct jonnymurder? |
| 25. dO yOu hAtE pEoPlE wHo TyPe LiKe ThIs? |
nO i LOvE ThEM |
| 26. <4/\/ \|0|_| |234|) 7|-|15? |
yes, yes i concur |
| 27. Are you athletic? |
im mathletic. gay? |
| 28. How many pairs of shoes do you own? |
all of them |
| 29. Have you ever been in a movie? |
a few. look behind the curtain. |
| 30. Do you like musicals? |
i like musical chairs |
| 31. Do you do drugs? |
drugs do me |
| 32. Do you drink alcohol? |
i invented alchohol. and running water |
|
|
| 33. Would you wear the opposite sexes clothes? |
is that what your into? huh? |
| 34. When's the last time you kissed someone? |
never have never will |
| 35. Who's your best friend? |
i dont have any friends only people i tolerate |
| 36. Do you like pizza? |
its my biggest fear |
| 37. How about the dark? |
lights on, lights off. whatever you like best baby. |
| 38. Do you like to cuddle? |
stop it antonia. no means no |
| 39. What's your biggest fear? |
pizza |
| 40. Do you want kids? |
i want the tax return |
| 41. What's your favorite band? |
the headband |
| 42. How's the weather? |
so whats your sign? |
| 43. Who are the 3 people you care about most? |
me, me, and maybe my mom |
| 44. Are you a n3rd? |
what am i doing right now? |
| 45. What's your dream car? |
do you have room? |
| 46. What's the best present you've received in the past year? |
it was an indian give |
| 47. Do you think that women should do the laundry, cook, clean, etc. or should it be split? |
in my day... |
| 48. What's your favorite sport? |
pool. is that a sport? |
|
|
| 49. Do you want to be president? |
no i want to be king. its good to be the king! |
| 50. What was your favorite vacation? |
sesame street... |
| 51. How long was your longest relationship? |
oh god |
| 52. Was it worth it? |
yes, ill be direct |
| 53. Do you like chocolate? |
haha chase, do i? |
| 54. Do you believe in god? |
all things, living and dead, are purely coincidental. |
| 55. Have you ever said "fo shizzle"? |
my nizzle' that ones' for lucy too |
| 56. What was/is your highschools mascot? |
good question |
| 57. Do you masturbate? |
no but im a master debator |
| 58. Do you like to dance? |
its like a skittle in a giant hand |
| 59. What's your favorite candy? |
want some candy little girl? |
| 60. Are you straight, gay, or bisexual? |
what do you want me to be? (sexy eyes) ok im trisexual ill try anything once |
| 61. Name a lyric, any lyric; |
they call me windex cause' i keep it clean |
| 62. Who can always make you smile? |
they call me michaels cause' i keep it crafty |
| 63. Who's the last person that broke your heart? |
i deserved it. |
| 64. Have you ever been cow tipping? |
no |
| 65. What's the craziest thing you've ever done? |
i went cow tipping. |
![[Logo]](/templates/header_cortex.png)