| 1. Name? |
Deniece |
| 2. B-Day? |
12th November |
| 3. Age? |
27 |
| 4. Eye Color? |
Brown |
| 5. Hair Color? |
Blonde |
| 6. Height? |
5ft 2" |
| 7. Pets? |
Saving up to get a chinese Shar-pei by time im 30, started saving 9 year ago...... |
| 8. Piercings? |
1 (undislosed....but not what your thinking) |
| 9. Tattoos? |
3, barbed wire around my arm, chinese symbol on lower stomach and flying cross on wrist |
| 10. Nickname? |
Deni |
| 11. Car? |
Family tradition, no-one ownes a car. save the ozone! |
| 12. Parents still together? |
yes - very unhappily....divorce! divorce! for my sanity please!! |
| 13. Siblings? |
a big bro - 10 years apart |
| 14. Glasses/contacts? |
Contacts |
| 15. Most Missed Memory? |
My memory |
| 16. First Thought When You Wake Up? |
Must .....get .....coffee.......just after another snooze..... |
| 17. Right or lefty? |
Right - apart from the left on the other side. |
| 18. Zodiac sign? |
an arachnid that has eight legs and poisons their prey wih a venomous stinger. |
| 19. Bedtime? |
8am |
| 20. Favorite day of the week? |
Tuesday |
| 21. Favorite resturant? |
Anywhere that serves Zebra, Yak, Kangaroo and Shark. |
| 22. Favorite flower? |
cant say |
| 23. Favorite sport to watch? |
Masterchef |
| 24. Favorite alcoholic drink? |
French Martini, Cosmopolitan, Burnt Almond, Miller, Strongbow.....vodka |
| 25. Favorite ice cream flavor? |
Pecan, chocolate brownie or phish food |
| 26. Favorite Game Show? |
that sick one with Jimmy Carr that puts the contestants through pain for a prize of burning money.... |
| 27. Favorite Shampoo? |
Aussie |
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| 28. Have U Ever Been In Love? |
yes indeedy |
| 29. Mooned Someone? |
yes but not intentionally. |
| 30. Slept Outside? |
yes. woke up in a bush once. and ofcourse ive camped |
| 31. Cheated On Someone? |
yes but they cheated first! |
| 32. Shoplifted? |
in my younger days. i was only 22. a packet of cheesy poofs. drunken appetite |
| 33. Played Poker with Money? |
well yeah - im a croupier! |
| 34. Bought Lottery Tickets? |
a couple of times when i've felt overwhelmed by luck on the day. never won 1p |
| 35. Cried During a Movie? |
yes - Mighty Joe Young |
| 36. Thrown a shoe at Someone? |
no not a shoe. A plate or an iron count? |
| 37. Broke Someone's Heart? |
Apparently so |
| 38. Been cheated on? |
yes |
| 39. Made out with just a friend? |
yeah just for the craic. |
| 40. Considered being a hooker? |
Nada |
| 41. went to one of those "adult" stores? |
yesss what am i 5? |
| 42. paid more than 100 dollars for a pair of jeans? |
never - in the UK our currency is "pounds" |
| 43. slept with a stranger? |
nope |
| 44. screamed so much you lost your voice? |
no but i've had "vodka throat" |
| 45. Been to a casino? |
worked in 3 |
| 46. Kicked a guy where it hurts? |
yes my dad when i was about 11 |
| 47. Are you single or taken? |
taken |
| 48. Would you ever date a guy for his money? |
nope. wouldnt date a guy at all ssssso... |
| 49. Do you really want a guy to say if those jeans make your butt look fat? |
i wouldnt ask the question in the first place! |
| 50. Party-hopper or more stay-at-home? |
in-between, mood depending |
| 51. Should he be able to bake or cook? |
??? |
| 52. Should he watch chick-flicks? |
??? |
| 53. Would he have more than one girlfriend at a time? |
??? |
| 54. Would he write poetry about you? |
??? |
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| 55. what do u think about smart guys? |
smart |
| 56. what do u think about sporty guys? |
sporty |
| 57. Do u wear nail polish? |
sometimes french manicure, mostly just a nail brightner |
| 58. Whens the last time u cried? |
on my last period probably |
| 59. What r u allergic to? |
Cats, Kiwi's and Bull **** |
| 60. would u take any of your exs back? |
have done quite a few times |
| 61. is marriage in ur future? |
i cant imagine it to be, but, possible |
| 62. Did u build legos when u were little? |
once it was crap. could only build a wall |
| 63. Do you have any scars and where? |
yep one at the side of my eyebrow getting barbed wire stuck there. one at the otherside underneath getting shot with a slug gun pellet. few on my hand through punching random things. and one at the back of my head being pushed by 2 hyper samoyd dogs into a coffe table |
| 64. do u play video games? |
sometimes. Zombie ones! |
| 65. are u a crazy driver? |
drive people crazy yes |
| 66. Do you get along with your parents? |
when they are sober yes |
| 67. Have you ever tried waxing your legs? |
yes - attractive blood spots |
| 68. Have you ever fired a gun? |
in the arcade |
| 69. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? |
I wouldnt call her that (boom boom) |
| 70. What service is your cell phone? |
crap T-Mobile for the mo |
| 71. What are you doing today? |
taking my computer back to get fixed. get a sunbed, buy an outfit. then out for dinner and drinks with the other half |
| 72. last person you saw? |
Daddio |
| 73. last kiss? |
my other half ofcourse |
| 74. last hug? |
from the male parental |
| 75. last sentence said? |
ill phone you back in an hour.........8 hours ago whoops just reminded me! |
| 76. last funny thing that happened? |
The random drunks in work yesterday and their utter madness. 2 many stories in one shift! |
| 77. boat or plane? |
plane for speed, boat for inexpense - not afraid of either. if u goni die, ur goni die.... |
| 78. Necklace or Ring? |
oooooh i cant choose - if its an ugly ring then necklace..... |
| 79. gold or silver? |
silver. gold = chav or chavette/ned/hairy/tom jones |
| 80. chinese food or mexican food? |
chinese but i do love mexican too |
| 81. beer or liquor? |
liquor - give me the hard stuff |
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| 82. CSI or Grey's Anatomy? |
CSI because ive never watched the other one |
| 83. Nip/Tuck or Rescue Me? |
Nip/Tuck because ive never watched the other one |
| 84. Lost or Survivor? |
Survivor - never seen it but i really dont like lost |
| 85. Sopranos or Sex in the City? |
Sex In the City never had the chance to watch soprano's but im sure id like it. must make time.... |
| 86. Dr. Phil or Oprah? |
Oprah shes a national institution (whatever that means.......) |
| 87. Pretty Woman or Erin Brokovich? |
Pretty woman "Cinda-fukin-rella!" |
| 88. G-unit or Dipset? |
what? |
| 89. Flannel or Silk? |
Flannel - silk comes from a worm |
| 90. Heels or Sneakers? |
sneakers = uk trainers/gutties. I had a nighmare about heels last night |
| 91. Jeans or Sweatpants? |
Sweatpants - what are they exactly?? |
| 92. Yoga or pilates? |
.....and the room is full a hotties and im checking out their bodies and u know im satisfied......(Rap, Madonna - pure genius. ahem) |
| 93. Do you believe in soul mates? |
why should fish not have friends? moan the fish! |
| 94. Do you believe in life after love? |
no it all falls apart. Why do you think i take my ex's back?? (im joking ofcourse) |
| 95. Have you ever searched for your own name on Google? |
yes and nuthin. science has obviously not discovered me yet. |
| 96. do you like any boy/girl now? |
who im with |
| 97. are u in love? |
yes |
| 98. describe your love life? |
p-e-r-s-o-n-e-l |
| 99. what are your plans for valetines day? |
missed it through work. tonight 1 month later will be a belated valentines! |
| 100. Would you date someone younger than you? |
i am |
| 101. Have you ever been on your roof? |
not on mine but on other peoples |
| 102. Are all the pigs lined up? |
what am i? crazy? the dwarf barbarians fed them to their green monkeys a few hours ago. |
| 103. Do you like walks in the park? |
No. You get shot, stabbed or mugged in the parks in my area |
| 104. do u want to talk to anyone right now? |
my mouth is too tired to open |
| 105. What's your favorite Starbucks drink? |
Caramel Latte |
| 106. What color are your sheets? |
Chocolate Brown and Cream |
| 107. Do you sleep naked? |
no with an eskimo suit on |
| 108. Do you ever cook? |
I love to cook and love to watch people cooking |
| 109. Do you Curse? |
When I can find my voodoo stick and smoking monkey head. |
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