| *** About me *** |
| What does your name mean? |
God is my judge |
| Are you color blind? |
No |
| What's your favorite album/CD? |
This is an impossible question |
| What is your eye color? |
Blue/green |
| Do you have a job? What is it? |
I'm in the Army |
| How tall are you? |
Six foot / 72 inches / 182.88 cm / 0.001136364 miles |
| What is your hair color? |
Dark Blonde |
| Do you believe in hell? |
Yes |
| Are you artistic? |
Not in a traditional sense...More in a Pollock sense |
| What's your favorite color? |
I don't **** ing know |
| What is your screen name? |
dorleyii |
| Where do you live? |
Colorado Springs, CO |
| Explain your political beliefs. |
People are fooled into labeling themselves "Republican" or "Democrat" simply because they refuse to look at all the issues. They look at the large issues and vote solely on the parties opinion of those issues. It's very sad to me. |
| Explain your religious beliefs. |
I believe the Catholic church has nailed the basics of Christianity simply because the Catholic church created and maintains the original form of Christianity. I, however, am a horrible Catholic. All of my religious beliefs will be in a blog someday, I promise. |
| *** MySpace and me *** |
| Have you ever been late to work because of myspace? |
No |
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| Have you met anyone in real life after meeting them online? |
No |
| Would you cry if MySpace stopped working? |
No |
| How many groups are you a member of on myspace? |
I don't think any |
| Would you date someone you met online? |
I'm married |
| Do you post chain bulletins very often? |
Never |
| How many people have you invited to MySpace? |
I think I invited my wife. |
| How many times a day do you go on myspace? |
2 or 3 |
| Have you ever talked to a stalker on myspace? |
I don't think so. |
| Do you have a blog? |
Not a very good or consistent one. |
| Why do you use myspace? |
Absolute boredom |
| Have you ever read an article about defeating MySpace addiction? |
No, that sounds retarded |
| How many people do you have on your friends list? |
30 |
| When you get on myspace, how long are you usually on? |
5 - 10 minutes |
| Have you ever posted a comment for Tom? |
Who the hell is Tom? |
| *** What I like *** |
| Cars or boats? |
Cars. |
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| Apple or Microsoft? |
Tough decision. Apple is in with Pixar and Disney, but Microsoft is just so damn convenient. |
| Mom or Dad? |
Dad. |
| Pain or no gain? |
Everything you do causes pain and usually there's still no gain from it. |
| Favorite celebrity? |
Alive: Jim Carrey. Dead: Walt Disney or Frank Sinatra. |
| What's your favorite car? |
I love my Grand Prix, but the GTO is just one step above. |
| McDonalds or Burger King? |
I've answered this question before. A large bag of vomit. |
| Favorite country? |
Probably here. |
| Orange juice or apple juice? |
Orange juice. |
| Favorite age you have been so far? |
23 |
| Shorts or pants? |
Pants...I have very pale legs. |
| What's your favorite drink? |
Coffee. |
| Land or water? |
Land...I can't swim. |
| What is your favorite male name? |
Aloysious (Al - a - wish - is) |
| 'Digged' or 'dug'? |
What the **** kind of question is that? This thing is retarded. If I ever meet who created this, I'm going to tear off their left leg and beat them to death with it. |
| *** People *** |
| Do you know anyone who has never left their home state? |
No |
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| Your best friend: |
Trina |
| You're having a bad day. Who do you want to talk to? |
This is going to get repetitive |
| Who do you have a crush on now? |
I kind of like my wife, but I don't think she knows. |
| Who is your newest friend? |
Probably Justin. I think I've only known him for about two years. |
| Who is your oldest friend? How long have you known them? |
I don't really have friends from that far back. My wife and I have been together for almost seven years, though. |
| Who annoys you? |
The inept, stubborn and retarded. |
| Your first crush: |
I'm pretty sure it was Princess Leia from Star Wars. Don't worry, I just hit myself in the face for saying that. |
| Who is the most unique person you know, and why? |
Probably Logan. He's just...I don't know... **** ing weird. |
| Who do you NOT want to meet? |
See "Who annoys you." |
| Who did you last talk to? |
Trina |
| Name one person you hate, and why: |
We're not delving into that right now. |
| Who do you want to meet? |
Isn't there already a whole section on my page for this sole purpose? |
| If you could punch one person, who would it be? |
Michael Moore or Cindy Sheehan. |
| If you had to get married now, who would you want to marry? |
The lady I tricked into marrying me four and a half years ago. |