| 1. What's your name? |
Christopher |
| 2. Did you believe in the Tooth Fairy? |
Yes, but $0.25 per tooth is hardly a good dental plan |
| 3. How did you react when you found out Santa Clause doesn't exist? |
I kicked every guy who had a long white beard and plushy red outfit square in the groin |
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| 4. What was your dream when you were a little kid? |
To play 2nd base for the Phillies |
| 5. What'S the cutest thing you ever told your parents? |
I told my kindergarten teacher my dad was a fireman becuase I had NO IDEA what he did for work |
| 6. Who was your favorite Disney character? |
I wasn't a huge fan, Bugs Bunny ruled all |
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| 7. Did you like Teletubbies? |
Ok, this survey has just aged itself |
| 8. What was your greatest fear when you were little? |
The dark |
| 9. What did you think growing up would be like? |
I didn't figure the real estate market to be so ridiculous |
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| 10. How many kids did you wish to have? |
This is nothing I ever thought about as a kid |
| 11. Were you scared of the Boogeyman? |
I'm scared of anyone who has "boogey" attached to their name |
| 12. Who was your favorite teacher? |
Mr. Cosgrove |
| 13. Do you miss being an innocent little kid? |
I still try to be, we should all try to keep the little kid inside alive |
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