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1. Who was Saint Patrick? He was like the Mayor of beerville for like 48 years and stuff.
2. What did he do? Why do people care? He invented the color green and liver cancer. Doctors get paid more because of him.
3. Do you observe the day religiously? No, I drink every weekend, but on that particular day pabst and green food coloring are on special.
4. Does your city dye its rivers green? it's already green.
5. Do you usually party on St. Patrick's day? Like a crazy drunk one-eyed rabbit on welfare!
6. If you aren't wearing green on St. Patrick's day, what do people traditionally do to you? They tell me they're pregnant and its mine.............
7. When was the first St. Patrick's Day celebration in the U.S.? I think it was a Thursday.
8. In what countries is it a public holiday? Botswanna, New Hampshire, Europe, and Birmingham
9. Is it a public holiday in your country? If we're drinking, its a holiday!
10. Do you think it should be? It's a holiday, I'm drinking!
11. What are the 3 St. Patrick's Day colors? Green, greener, greenest?
12. Do you eat anything green? Your mother!
13. Do you drink anything green? ............................um, your mother?
14. What does Ireland make you think of? Guinness, Jameson, angry, ugly, dirty...........lots of fun
15. Do you know anything else about Ireland? 30,000 drunken Irish teenagers could take over the world.............they dont sleep!
16. What kind of music is appropriate for Saint Patty's day? Bag-pipes/ flogging molly....... **** like that
17. Any family traditions? we'all getz fooked oop on the shine.............I mean no
18. Do you like Saint Patty's Day? Like the little sister I never had
19. Have you ever been to a huge parade or celebration of it? Even If I have I dont think I would remember..........stupid 50 cent green beer
20. Have you ever seen a leprachaun? I ate him; he was magically delicious!...............shut up.
21. Do you get Saint Patty's Day emblems drawn on your face? Like an Irish mushroom?
22. Do you know what a shamrock is? Its rock shampoo
23. What does it represent? Love, puke, and everything in between.