| 1. Who was Saint Patrick? |
My Dad, i kid |
| 2. What did he do? Why do people care? |
drove the snakes out of ireland, people care bc they are **** in' snakes |
| 3. Do you observe the day religiously? |
with a green beer in hand and all |
| 4. Does your city dye its rivers green? |
no i wish |
| 5. Do you usually party on St. Patrick's day? |
**** in' A |
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| 6. If you aren't wearing green on St. Patrick's day, what do people traditionally do to you? |
kiss me, lol |
| 7. When was the first St. Patrick's Day celebration in the U.S.? |
**** if i know |
| 8. In what countries is it a public holiday? |
um Ireland, dur |
| 9. Is it a public holiday in your country? |
Yes sir |
| 10. Do you think it should be? |
It **** ing better be or i'm going to get pissed |
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| 11. What are the 3 St. Patrick's Day colors? |
green ,green green |
| 12. Do you eat anything green? |
on st. pattys day? yes |
| 13. Do you drink anything green? |
mmm beer |
| 14. What does Ireland make you think of? |
green, drunken days/nights and little bitty leprecans |
| 15. Do you know anything else about Ireland? |
Everything |
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| 16. What kind of music is appropriate for Saint Patty's day? |
bag pipes and irish jigs |
| 17. Any family traditions? |
lol only a little |
| 18. Do you like Saint Patty's Day? |
it's my fav. holiday |
| 19. Have you ever been to a huge parade or celebration of it? |
celebration at my place |
| 20. Have you ever seen a leprachaun? |
yeah every morning when i wake up, sometimes a slight resemblance to Conan O'Brien too. |
| 21. Do you get Saint Patty's Day emblems drawn on your face? |
no i have enough tattoos |
| 22. Do you know what a shamrock is? |
wtf kind of **** ty question is this. yes |
| 23. What does it represent? |
it represents my **** you **** er |
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