| *** 10 people Qs *** |
| Who have you met online? |
Everyone who ive met online you dumb **** |
| Who do you want to meet? |
Myself! =| |
| Who do you have a crush on now? |
Well im curruntly crushing you with my mind.... You will die |
| Do you know anyone who has never left their home state? |
Ive never left my state of well being =] |
| Who is your oldest friend? How long have you known them? |
Umm. i think hes like 69. I dno for how long, but he always goes on about 12 inches? and he wants to show me his 'ruler'? I lovethat guy |
| Who is your favorite celebrity? |
Me |
| Who is the most unique person you know, and why? |
Mr.Grabby. He has one arm, and no face.. Pretty **** in unique if you ask me |
| If you had to get married now, who would you want to marry? |
Myself, then im technically not married =] |
| Who do you talk to most on IM? |
IM? IM gay? IM what? explain... |
| You're having a bad day. Who do you want to talk to? |
Not you |
| *** 10 'would you' Qs *** |
| Would you be president if you could? |
Who the **** wouldnt! Me , thats who |
| Would you try to take over the world? |
Yes, I already have, But the rocket just exploded |
| Would you flip off the pope? |
Is that like toss off? |
| Would you lie to your best friend? |
Im going to have to say no.................................................... |
| Would you date someone you met online? |
Id date tham back to when i met them |
| Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? |
bf...gf... I'll fk you up now! |
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| Would you smoke? |
WOULD I ! |
| Would you have plastic surgery? |
I wouldnt NOT have it |
| Would you dress as the opposite sex? |
Ummm... No? Id never do that... Not in a million years =| |
| Would you drop out of school or quit your job? |
One steo ahead of you you **** **** |
| *** 10 'favorite' Qs *** |
| Soup or salad? |
"Soup dude?" "Nuthin much" |
| Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman? |
Is walt a man? if so then him |
| Snakes or rabbits? |
Rabbit-snakes.. Deadlier than a Snake-rabbit put together as a scorpion-polar bear |
| Day or night? |
Night and day, im guna go eat some hay, lay by the bay, ill do that all day! |
| Happy or depressing music? |
Who the **** likes depressing music? Me thats who |
| Disney or Warner Brothers? |
Oof.. Brothers!? THERES TWO OF THEM?! |
| New York or California? |
New california... The old one is over rated |
| McDonalds or Burger King? |
**** you **** face |
| Favorite food? |
the edible kind |
| Magazines or books? |
Neither, i cant read..... |
| *** 10 'do you' Qs *** |
| Do you get along with your parents? |
I said i cant read! |
| Do you shower daily? |
Weekly and monthly |
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| Do you believe in yourself? |
PFFT. Im **** ing sittin here arnet i?! |
| Do you have any pets? Why? |
Yes. Thats why |
| Do you consider yourself religious? |
Religion? |
| Do you believe in love at first sight? |
I do. That donkey was a stunner |
| Do you find dead people interesting? |
More interesting than you |
| Do you like yourself? |
no, but i lick myself on a daily basis |
| Do you feel sad often? |
whos sad? If i knew him id probably feel him |
| Do you like holidays? |
Snowy kind |
| *** 10 'have you' Qs *** |
| Have you ever been in an accident? |
Yeas, **** my pants a few times. Damn **** |
| Have you ever gone a week without showering? |
Youre a **** ing idiot |
| Have you ever kissed someone in the rain? |
Under the rain, Over the rain, in the rain..same **** different smell mate |
| Have you ever been on a roller coaster? |
**** in dicked . who hasnt!? Me thats who! |
| Have you ever been drunk? |
Who hasnt... Not me this time ;) |
| Have you ever been on a plane? |
These questions are getting **** as **** |
| Have you been on drugs? |
I once sat on a packet of amitriptyline, What a **** in laugh i had |
| Have you ever gone rock climbing? |
Ill limg your tits if you want? |
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| Have you ever been abducted by aliens? |
**** off...... And im not allowed to answer that... they listen to me ! |
| Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? |
Yeah, she was hot. Weird name though.. Mrs.All Nighter |
| *** 10 misc Qs *** |
| Last time you spent $100, and what for? |
About a week ago. Because i wanted to |
| What is your dream job? |
Well last night i was snowboarding in bryngwyn school. But the night before my dreaming job was a prime minister of my room |
| Are you a vegetarian? |
No.. Veg is for queers and gays.. And homosexual people are gay! Although im partial to some brocolli ;) |
| Where did you go to school? |
In a school you **** head |
| Are you afraid of the dark? |
Yes. they scare me |
| Is it Pet's Mart or Pet Smart? |
What the **** in hell are you on about? |
| How tall are you? |
Taller than inch high private eye i knonw that |
| Are your parents still together? |
HAHA my parents dont have good runs |
| What is your heritage? |
Um..... Im not american, i wouldnt know |
| Do you use email, IM, MySpace, or phone the most? |
I use IM quite alot... IM a boy.. IM not responsible for the donkeys death... |
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