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1. Are you a Health Freak? Somewhat of a one but not too much
2. Have you ever been to college? Many but not formally, that's to come....
3. Are you a member of the mile high club? uhhhh. no.
4. Do you like your neighbors? Why or Why not? They're okay. I don't really know any of them except for the cops, and they suck
5. Would you kill someone? Probably not
6. Do you have any piercings? Nope, my body remains an unholy temple
7. Have you ever been arrested? Surprisingly, no.... haha
8. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? ...........wow. No.
9. How many times have you had an orgasm in one night? No Answer
10. Have you ever stolen something? When I was a wee jew
11. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? Uhhh yeah, he was a drunk gay asian at my brother's school.
12. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so what is your favorite? AXE. And natural deoderant. Polar opposites.
13. Tan or Pale? Pale
14. Planes or Buses? Planes, most definitely.... I don't go on buses much though
15. Diamonds or Gold? Eh. Brass.
16. Who did let the dogs out? Snoop dogg
17. Orange Juice or Apple Juice? Orange
18. Do you play an instrument? Violin
19. Do you shower daily? Yep
20. If you could go anywhere right now where would you go? Pennsylvania to cheer Valerie up, haha
21. Have you ever made out with just a friend? Geez no
22. Would you date someone younger than you? Most likely
23. Would you date someone older than you? Most unlikely
24. Could you live without sex? Yes... well... I do
25. snakes or rabbits? Rabbits for huggling ^^; and snakes for overall coolness, unlike bunnies ^^
26. Have you ever search your own name on google? Yes
27. What is your favorite type of movie? Anything good - Chocolat, Babette's Feast, Ring, Bourne Identity, etc
28. What is your favorite type of music? Anything good.... Sufjan Stevens, NIN, Switchfoot, etc. No rap or country. Except Eminem. And Johnny Cash.
29. Do you own sex toys? Nope
30. Have you ever commited suicide? Not recently
31. spit or swallow? perv
32. Ever starred in your own film? Heh,..... heh, yeah, in Chicago. That was beautiful
33. Do you believe in aliens? Yeah.... they're taking American jobs. Haha... but seriously.... we took over Mexican land so what can we expect? Us Americans are such nationalist expansionalist bastards
34. How do you vent anger? Listening to music and going online
35. What is your favorite word? Carbunkle
36. Good or Evil? Good
37. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Not recently
38. Logic or Art? Logic is beautiful and art is great mixed with logic
39. Do animals have souls? Temporary souls
40. Do you think you are attractive? Not really
41. Do you like Holidays? They're all right
42. What are you wearing right now? cuordoroys
43. Have you ever done Porn? no
44. Rough or Sensual? no no no
45. Do you smoke? Nope
46. Do you believe in Love? Yes
47. Do you hate anyone? Not really.... the usual I guess.... Abe Lincoln and such
48. Last time you saw your mom? She just walked in front of me, aye
49. Cats or Dogs? Dogs
50. Do you like seafood? YES. Grew up on it
51. Have you ever met a celebrity? I practically am one. Huzzah!
52. Do you believe animals have souls? Question #39, retard
53. Where did you last go on vacation? Florida
54. Lace or Satin? Eh. I don't know really, or care
55. Mints or chewing gum? Chewing gum rocks my socks
56. Have you ever danced in Public? Yeah, square dance, at a wedding... and just normal dancing, at another wedding
57. Do you believe in Hell? Yep. And it's not the world we live in or some new-age gay belief like that. Hell is Hell, at the center of the Earth, and people who don't believe Christ died to pay for their sins (and rose again) go there. Good people and bad.
58. Last speeding ticket? Never gotten one.... but I've driven about 8 total hours in my life :p
59. Do you like to drive fast? Yeah man
60. Would you concider it fun to have the cops chase you in a pursuit? Um. Not really.
61. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? Probably not
62. Do you like to Kiss? sure
63. Are you a good Kisser? probably not
64. What is your favorite color? Blues
65. Are you tired of this survey? righto
66. Who was your last dream of? School,. and staying at Valerie's house, which was whacky and scary
67. Who are some of your favorite performers? Trent Reznor... .................. I dunno
68. Are you Happy right now with your life? yeah
69. What is your favorite position? Sitting.
70. Are you tired of doing this survey? Cut it out with the duped questions, cuh