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1. Last time you saw your mom? a few weeks ago
2. Sneakers or flip-flops? flippity folps
3. Do you believe in God? yes
4. What is your most missed memory? being 18 and having a constant group of close friends to be with everyday
5. Good or evil? good
6. What's the best concert you've seen? yngwie malmsteen and rising force, 2001
7. Kleenex or Puffs? store brand
8. What's the most common name you know? Mohammed is the most common name in the world
9. Jeans or skirt? skirt. I like to keep my balls aired out
10. Do you smoke? nope
11. Would you do drugs? i have. what a stupid thing to do. now I get to carry the stigma with me when I have kids someday
12. Drums or guitar? guitar. I have no rhythm/ am a white man
13. Cars or boats? cars
14. Do you read much? sure
15. Have you ever been on a cruise? no thanks
16. Have you ever gone to a mall? who hasn't?
17. Where did you last go on vacation? Quebec
18. Have you ever sat on a rooftop? I used to build rooftops
19. Would you live on another planet if it were possible? yes. thats why I want to live a very long time. I'll retire on Mars
20. How much do you weigh? 240 something
21. What is your favorite type of music? metal keeps my spirits up
22. What size shoe do you wear? 12
23. What do you label yourself as? multi-talented
24. Are you afraid of the dark? I live in the dark.
25. Who do you talk to most on the phone? no one really
26. Do you like photography? sure do
27. Tan or pale? pale and freckly
28. Do you own a car? unfortunately
29. What's your favorite album/CD? idk
30. Would you have plastic surgery? nope. well maybe a gut reduction
31. Name one person you love, and why: my family and friends. they understand me
32. Have you ever gone to a private school? nope
33. Is it Pet's Mart or Pet Smart? petsm art
34. What do you call those little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces? penis-hole cleaners
35. Do you send chain letters very often? nope
36. Bagels or chicken? bagels!!
37. Would you go skinny dipping? sure what the heck
38. Do you have a girlfriend? nope
39. Have you ever failed a grade? Why? nope
40. What's your favorite animal? bunnies
41. Do you like thunderstorms? very much
42. What is your favorite hair style? not mine
43. Lace or satin? lace
44. If you could change one thing about yourself, it would be: be motivated
45. Do you wear makeup? i have
46. Have you ever cut yourself? no i'm a pretty boring guy
47. What do you think of reality TV? it sucks ass. people are morons for believing any of it
48. Would you chug beer? i have
49. Do you believe in soul mates? sure. theres gotta be some lady who will want to be with me for good, a best friend
50. Have you dated anyone you met online? hell no
51. Do you find dead people interesting? yes
52. Do you have any tattoos? no
53. Do you shower daily? sure
54. Who is your favorite celebrity? jude law
55. Do you believe in aliens? yes
56. How often do you visit your myspace/xanga/etc profile? everyday
57. Do you think you're attractive? sure.
58. Do you like poetry? nope.
59. Would you go rock climbing? i have
60. Have you ever prank called someone? many a time
61. Do you have a bad life? at times. I wish people were more friendly
62. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? sure
63. Have you ever been to a beach? yes. I'd like to live near one
64. Have you ever made a promise you'd die to keep? yep
65. Have you ever been surfing? nope
66. Logic or art? art
67. Last time you spent $100, and what for? my car was towed
68. What is one thing that annoys you? snobs. the people on campus, in my classes or in band who won't talk to me even though i'm friendly. They seem to have a mentality of "well I have enough friends, I won't include you"
69. What's the longest car ride/road trip you've been on? 14 hours to Nebraska
70. Snakes or rabbits? rabbits!!
71. Who do you talk to most on IM? no one
72. Would you date someone younger than you? I have.
73. Do you love someone? yes
74. Do you believe in spontaneous combustion? sure, we're all filled with alot of methane gas
75. Have you ever been late to work because of myspace? haha prolly
76. What would you change about the past? I would kiss girls I wanted to kiss, even if they slapped me, and I would beat the **** out of people who had it coming.
77. Hot or cold? cold
78. Soup or salad? soup
79. Favorite food? bagels
80. Do you own a camera phone? yes
81. Do you hold grudges? i have
82. Have you ever been in an accident? nope
83. Do you play an instrument? many. I just got done with my orchestra concert
84. The phrase you overuse most on IM: brb
85. What is your eye color? blue
86. Last kiss? months ago
87. New York or California? i'd like to see california
88. Abercrombie or Hollister? i'd burn down an abercrombie store first
89. Last time you cried? idk
90. Would you flip off the pope? no, he's a cool dude. He resisted joining the SS back in WW2. Rock on Ratzinger!!
91. Your best friend: i have many
92. Have you ever beat someone up? no. I should've.
93. What does your name mean? Benjamin is Hebrew for "son of sorrow" referring to the death of Abraham's wife Rachel during childbirth. Robert is something middle English in origin, and Adriance is an old Dutch patronymic from the 1600's that was made permanent by British colonists who took over New Amsterdam
94. Have you ever been in a movie? idk
95. Fridays or Ruby Tuesdays? Fridays
96. What is your favorite musical instrument? saxophone, but I love picking up my euph when I get home and tooting on that
97. What is your biggest weakness? brunettes. all of em: Italians, Indians, Asians, Latinas, Blacks, etc...
98. Have you ever been on a road trip? yes.
99. Have you ever been high? unfortunately. I don't see what people get out of it exactly.
100. What is your biggest fear? being alone
101. Have you ever licked a battery? (and if you haven't WHY NOT, it's fun!) yes. the 9 volts work good
102. What is your favorite male name? Cassimir
103. Name one person you hate, and why: any fundamentalist Arab. go get a porno mag and calm the **** down.
104. Where were you born? Brockport NY
105. What's one unique thing about you? I know how to read Cyrillic
106. Why are they called fingers if they don't fing? how old is the word finger? Whats its origin?
107. Touch or be touched? both, but i'm ticklish, teeheeheee
108. What's your phone ringtone? heartbreaker
109. Do you like the taste of blood? yes, sometimes you just crave something salty
110. What is your favorite type of ice cream? chubby hubby, soon to be my nickname
111. Do you wear deoderant? never. I'm a dirty hippie
112. Emotional or physical pain? i'll go with physical pain
113. Do you believe in love? sure do
114. You're having a bad day. Who do you want to talk to? anybody.
115. Do you wear glasses? yes
116. Do you have any pets? Why? nope
117. Cappuccino or coffee? coffee
118. Have you ever performed on stage? i used to for a living
119. Do you pray? yes
120. Have you ever cried in public? sure
121. Last time you were really really mad? the negroes were driving me nuts at Mobil last night. they were all stoned and asking for things that made no **** ing sense
122. Say something annoying. johnkerry.com
123. Do you ever use your full name? thats what I prefer
124. Have you been on drugs? sure.
125. Have you ever been homeless? almost
126. Do you drink enough water? no
127. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? not yet
128. What is your favorite female name? Famke
129. What is your hair color? brown
130. Do you want to die? I take medicine because those thoughts pop into my head uncontrollably
131. When is your birthday? 5/7/82
132. Have you ever written a song? almost
133. Would you date someone you met online? no no no
134. What is one bet you've won? idk
135. Have you ever seen Switchfoot in concert? boooo! no
136. Do you have a boyfriend? you betcha
137. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? sure, i'm used to not getting laid
138. Have you ever been racist? prolly.
139. Favorite athlete? Bode Miller
140. Have you ever missed a meal because you were busy on myspace? yes, i'm anorexic
141. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? time to go to work
142. Do you like yourself? sure
143. What is your favorite number? 9
144. What do you do most when you're bored? myspace
145. Have you ever been on the radio? yes
146. What's your favorite book? I just finished a biography of Nebraska Brace, Albany pimp turned Politician
147. Have you ever eaten sushi? i love it!
148. Favorite type of sock? short ones
149. Do you like to learn? i do
150. Have you ever met a celebrity? yes
151. Tastes great, or less filling? tastes great
152. Do you sing? sure
153. Hug or kiss? both!
154. Do you brush and floss? yes
155. Are you rude? sometimes
156. Have you ever snuck anyone into your house? no
157. Is there happiness in slavery? you betcha, forget this welfare crap
158. Cell phone, land line, or talking with a mic on the computer? telegraph
159. Disney or Warner Brothers? blecch
160. Do you get motion sickness? no
161. Have you ever been drunk? many a time
162. How tall are you? 6'1''
163. Would you lie to your best friend? sure
164. How many times a day do you go on myspace? idk
165. Mom or Dad? whuh?
166. Are you artistic? yes
167. Do you believe that animals have souls? sure. except for the ones I eat.
168. What is your screen name? meh
169. Have you ever kissed someone? uh duh
170. How do you usually dress? frumpy
171. Would you sell your soul to the Devil? no
172. Have you ever sworn? ****
173. Would you kill someone? in defense
174. Do you like the band Radiohead? no.
175. Croutons or bacon bits? bacon bits
176. Who is your newest friend? Andy?
177. Do you like your name? sure
178. When you wake up, what is the first thing you think? crap I gotta work
179. What was your New Year's resolution? don't have one
180. Have you ever made a blood oath? no
181. What does the world need less of? Arab insurgents
182. How are you feeling right now? meh
183. Last hug? idk
184. Have you ever fallen in love with a neighbor? nope
185. Do you cry a lot? nope
186. Do you hate yourself? not really
187. What is the last thing you said to someone? see ya
188. Do you sleep naked? no
189. Last phone call? idk
190. Happy or depressing music? happy
191. Have you ever left the house naked? no
192. What store would you choose to max out a credit card? Why? **** credit cards
193. Have you ever been to college? yes
194. Would you run from the police? i have
195. Do you still use film for cameras? yes
196. Are you registered to vote? (And have you yet?) yes
197. What's your favorite song? bohemian rhapsody
198. Would you set yourself on fire? i have
199. What is the perfect day for you? no work
200. Do you know how to drive stick? no