| 1. For a million dollars would you have sex with the same sex? |
damn dude....yes, no?! |
| 2. Women, if you were pregnant would you prefer C-section or normal birth without pain medication? |
i am a man. i prefer to just watch and scream |
| 3. Men, from the question above what would your rather your wife or girlfriend have? |
i really dont know. if i had to choose then wife |
| 4. If stranded would you prefer a Coke or Beer? |
coke |
| 5. If finding a blow up doll in a dumpster, do you take it, leave it or use it to use as a prop on your best friend? |
leave it dude. so many hobos have done that blow up doll |
| 6. If you were broke and shot a duck with the last bullet in your gun to feed your family, but it landed on a rich mans land who said it was his but wanted to play a game of kicking one another in the privates for the duck and the rich man was first, what would you choose? |
id straight up grab the duck and run |
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| 7. Gloids or Monkeys? |
..monkeys? |
| 8. Three equal friends over, one is broke, one is greedy and one has it all. Who do you pick for help? |
one has it all? |
| 9. VCR with endless movies or DVD for one movie a week only? |
dvd, its just cooler |
| 10. Lip gloss or Carmex? |
neither seriously |
| 11. Change your past or your future? |
past |
| 12. Camping or Motel 6? |
camping |
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| 13. Fish sticks or fish fry? |
fish sticks |
| 14. To lose a hand or foot and why? |
id lose the foot, cause hands are way more important |
| 15. Blind or deaf and why? |
damn..prolly deaf...i wanna see things |
| 16. From the question above. BOTH..would you prefer life or give up? |
damn...id prefer life i guess |
| 17. STD or Skin Graph? |
i dont like stds....skin graph |
| 18. Missing boobie or missing eye? |
haha missing eye so i can wear an eypatch! |
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| 19. Missing testicle or missing ear? |
prolly testicle cause i mean, one ear? thats just creepy |
| 20. To show it all or to not? |
show it all of course |
| 21. Cheat for a dollar or sleep with a gloid for for 10 dollars? |
wth is a gloid?? |
| 22. TND (Truth or Dare) have your family relative shave your SPOT or you shave their SPOT? |
whoa......i dont wanna answer |
| 23. Bowling or Combine? |
bowling |
| 24. Smurf, smurfett or poppa smurf? |
smurfett of course |
| 25. One toe or third nipple? |
ew..three nipples? id go with the third nipple lol |
| 26. Last question. If a elephant with a thorn stuck in his foot and a mouse offered to pull it out with the condition being it was able to sleep with you, would you? |
no, i hate mouses. |