| 1. Are you taken? |
by my cats. |
| 2. If so, whose the Lucky boy/girl? |
her name is Pizza, and she's a calico. |
| 3. Are you in Love? |
I clean up her puke. It's True Love. |
| 4. Do you see your self with that person in the future? |
I'll be scooping her litter til I die. |
| 5. How did you meet? |
I saw her in a box by the road. We were smitten. |
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| 6. The first time you saw him/her another.What was your inicial thought/feeling? |
OmG look how fuzzy.... |
| 7. How did you greet each other? |
"meow" " **** she just scratched me!" |
| 8. Is that person romantic? |
Sometimes she gags when she licks my face. Sweetie. |
| 9. If so,what is the most romantic thing he/she has ever done? |
One time she **** in my bed and covered it with my sheet. She makes me feel like a prince. ::hearts:: |
| 10. How would you rate your relationship? |
10. ----Million!!!! |
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| 11. Can you say that you have great communication? |
We can speak without talking. I always know when she is about to cough up her hairball. |
| 12. Ok...lets think towards the future a little bit..how would you like this person to pop the question? |
She already did. She wove me a ring out of all the hair she sheds. ::shows off ring:: |
| 13. Whats something you like about this person? |
She cuddles well and doesn't mind my music. |
| 14. Whats something you dislike? |
She can't open a can. |
| 15. Has anything embarassing happened to you in front of them? |
One time she saw me bust my **** naked in the laundry room. I hate to take her to the vet because her eyes started bleeding. |
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| 16. If so,what? |
I just told you. |
| 17. Would you want to spend all your time with him/her? |
Maybe, after I get one of those automatic litter boxes, and she hones her conversation skills. |
| 18. Do you miss that person? |
Every time I see a cat-hair-free shirt, I think of her. |
| 19. What did you do the last time you were together? |
I think she ate a cricket while I smoked on the porch. |
| 20. Do you have plans for this weekend? |
I think she is going to probably sit on my face so I'll get out of bed and give her some food... |
| 21. What are you planning to do? |
Go to the fish market |