| 1. Are you a Health Freak? |
umm I don't think so |
| 2. Have you ever been to college? |
once we all saw how that went |
| 3. Are you a member of the mile high club? |
no but it's bound to happen one day |
| 4. Do you like your neighbors? Why or Why not? |
no cause they stare at me when I come outside naked |
| 5. Would you kill someone? |
depends will I get caught? no just kidding I couldn't bear it |
| 6. Do you have any piercings? |
4 going on 5 |
| 7. Have you ever been arrested? |
no thank god |
| 8. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? |
no that's just wrong |
| 9. How many times have you had an orgasm in one night? |
well only one guy has been able to give me one and it was three |
| 10. Have you ever stolen something? |
no I wouldn't last in jail |
| 11. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? |
sure have quite flattering |
| 12. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so what is your favorite? |
perfume it's called spirit by antonio banderas |
| 13. Tan or Pale? |
I have a natural hispanic tan |
| 14. Planes or Buses? |
planes they are faster |
| 15. Diamonds or Gold? |
white gold is prettier |
| 16. Who did let the dogs out? |
the baha men |
| 17. Orange Juice or Apple Juice? |
apple juice omg I love apple juice |
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| 18. Do you play an instrument? |
I used to clarinet for seven years |
| 19. Do you shower daily? |
of course |
| 20. If you could go anywhere right now where would you go? |
well I want to see dustin but they won't let me in iraq not that I've tried but still |
| 21. Have you ever made out with just a friend? |
yeah why not |
| 22. Would you date someone younger than you? |
no way I've done it before not something I would do again not even a month younger |
| 23. Would you date someone older than you? |
yeah they are more experienced and mature |
| 24. Could you live without sex? |
ha ha ha ha me your kidding right ha ha ha that's so funny hell no I couldn't live without it |
| 25. snakes or rabbits? |
well seeing as how rabbits can't kill your **** I would have to go with them |
| 26. Have you ever search your own name on google? |
sure have good thing there wasn't anything bad on it |
| 27. What is your favorite type of movie? |
horror I like to be scared |
| 28. What is your favorite type of music? |
okay laugh at me but I'm an 80's fan |
| 29. Do you own sex toys? |
not yet but sooner or later I will |
| 30. Have you ever commited suicide? |
seriously would I be here doing this if I did come on people |
| 31. spit or swallow? |
eh it depends on my mood |
| 32. Ever starred in your own film? |
not yet but it's likely to happen wait are we talking about the same kind of film here? |
| 33. Do you believe in aliens? |
oh yeah you don't? |
| 34. How do you vent anger? |
I go for a nice long drive till I calm down if that means I end up in mexico well I'll be drinking there |
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| 35. What is your favorite word? |
biznatch |
| 36. Good or Evil? |
both |
| 37. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? |
ummm yeah over some dumb **** guy won't do that again |
| 38. Logic or Art? |
logic art is so boring |
| 39. Do animals have souls? |
I believe everything that lives and breathes has a soul |
| 40. Do you think you are attractive? |
eh I make it work sometimes |
| 41. Do you like Holidays? |
only HALLOWEEN |
| 42. What are you wearing right now? |
shorts and my kbobs shirt |
| 43. Have you ever done Porn? |
no but again it's probably in my future |
| 44. Rough or Sensual? |
the first round is sensual then the next are rough |
| 45. Do you smoke? |
smoke what? |
| 46. Do you believe in Love? |
I used to not but now I'm a firm believer |
| 47. Do you hate anyone? |
yeah and he knows who he is I think |
| 48. Last time you saw your mom? |
couple of hours ago she goes out more than I do |
| 49. Cats or Dogs? |
cats |
| 50. Do you like seafood? |
oh yeah stuffed crab |
| 51. Have you ever met a celebrity? |
no but I'm trying for keith urban he won't answer my phone calls |
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| 52. Do you believe animals have souls? |
already discussed this |
| 53. Where did you last go on vacation? |
vacation ha ha ha lmao what's that? |
| 54. Lace or Satin? |
satin it's less itchy |
| 55. Mints or chewing gum? |
chewing gum flavor lasts longer |
| 56. Have you ever danced in Public? |
for colorguard yeah |
| 57. Do you believe in Hell? |
yeah and I know some people going there |
| 58. Last speeding ticket? |
oh awhile back but I did get a ticket the other day but not for speeding damn that indescent exposure no I'm kidding |
| 59. Do you like to drive fast? |
no too scared my brakes will fail |
| 60. Would you concider it fun to have the cops chase you in a pursuit? |
umm no I definetly would not last in prison |
| 61. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? |
no that's wrong on so many levels I know some pricks that do it though |
| 62. Do you like to Kiss? |
of course who doesn't |
| 63. Are you a good Kisser? |
I don't know I hope so |
| 64. What is your favorite color? |
blue or aquamarine |
| 65. Are you tired of this survey? |
no it was pretty cool |
| 66. Who was your last dream of? |
I haven't slept in awhile so I don't remeber probably Dustin |
| 67. Who are some of your favorite performers? |
KEITH |
| 68. Are you Happy right now with your life? |
couldn't be any happier |
| 69. What is your favorite position? |
I like to be on top |
| 70. Are you tired of doing this survey? |
not at all I was bored anway |
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