| 1. Are you a Health Freak? |
Not exactly |
| 2. Have you ever been to college? |
No, I'm in middle school |
| 3. Are you a member of the mile high club? |
...What club is that? |
| 4. Do you like your neighbors? Why or Why not? |
I don't know, I've never met them. |
| 5. Would you kill someone? |
Yes, if someone is threatening me or anyone else, trust me, I'll do what I need to do. It's even legal if it's for self defense purposes. |
| 6. Do you have any piercings? |
Yep |
| 7. Have you ever been arrested? |
Nope |
| 8. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? |
I've never slept with anyone |
| 9. How many times have you had an orgasm in one night? |
....What kind of question is THAT?! And I've never had one. Sickos. |
| 10. Have you ever stolen something? |
Yes, when I was a little kid |
| 11. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? |
... I should hope not... |
| 12. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so what is your favorite? |
Perfume, vanilla |
| 13. Tan or Pale? |
Pale |
| 14. Planes or Buses? |
Buses |
| 15. Diamonds or Gold? |
Diamonds (shiiiinyyyy) |
| 16. Who did let the dogs out? |
A ninja in a chicken suit. I believe his name was... Eduardo... |
| 17. Orange Juice or Apple Juice? |
Orange juice |
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| 18. Do you play an instrument? |
I attempty to play guitar once in awhile |
| 19. Do you shower daily? |
Usually |
| 20. If you could go anywhere right now where would you go? |
I'm good where I am |
| 21. Have you ever made out with just a friend? |
I've never made out |
| 22. Would you date someone younger than you? |
Not too much younger |
| 23. Would you date someone older than you? |
I'd prefer them older |
| 24. Could you live without sex? |
I'm living without it right now, I think I'd be fine. |
| 25. snakes or rabbits? |
rabbits |
| 26. Have you ever search your own name on google? |
yes |
| 27. What is your favorite type of movie? |
Comedy |
| 28. What is your favorite type of music? |
Mostly rock and metal |
| 29. Do you own sex toys? |
Ew. No. |
| 30. Have you ever commited suicide? |
... Would I still BE here if I did? |
| 31. spit or swallow? |
Depends what I'm spitting or swallowing |
| 32. Ever starred in your own film? |
No |
| 33. Do you believe in aliens? |
I'm not sure. |
| 34. How do you vent anger? |
I think about it and make angry faces or talk to myself |
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| 35. What is your favorite word? |
Defenestration |
| 36. Good or Evil? |
Good is delicious! |
| 37. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? |
I don't think so |
| 38. Logic or Art? |
Art |
| 39. Do animals have souls? |
I think so |
| 40. Do you think you are attractive? |
Sometimes |
| 41. Do you like Holidays? |
Yesh |
| 42. What are you wearing right now? |
A black shirt that says "I'm not crazy, I only do bad things when I don't get my meds" and jeans |
| 43. Have you ever done Porn? |
Um. No. |
| 44. Rough or Sensual? |
... What now? |
| 45. Do you smoke? |
No |
| 46. Do you believe in Love? |
Yes |
| 47. Do you hate anyone? |
No |
| 48. Last time you saw your mom? |
She's right here |
| 49. Cats or Dogs? |
Cats |
| 50. Do you like seafood? |
Yesh |
| 51. Have you ever met a celebrity? |
I don't think so... |
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| 52. Do you believe animals have souls? |
... Didn't we just cover this a few questions ago? |
| 53. Where did you last go on vacation? |
A few months ago (STAY AWAY FROM COLONIAL VIRGINIA! AWAAAAAAAAY!) |
| 54. Lace or Satin? |
........ What? |
| 55. Mints or chewing gum? |
Minty goodness! |
| 56. Have you ever danced in Public? |
Oh, yes. A lot |
| 57. Do you believe in Hell? |
Yes |
| 58. Last speeding ticket? |
Never drove. I'm 14. Duhuhur... |
| 59. Do you like to drive fast? |
....See question 58 for details |
| 60. Would you concider it fun to have the cops chase you in a pursuit? |
... See questions 58 and 59 for details... |
| 61. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? |
Sure. But it depends on why. |
| 62. Do you like to Kiss? |
Never have |
| 63. Are you a good Kisser? |
How should I know when question 62 tells it all |
| 64. What is your favorite color? |
Bright neon green or bright orange |
| 65. Are you tired of this survey? |
Nah. BRING IT ON! |
| 66. Who was your last dream of? |
I don't remember |
| 67. Who are some of your favorite performers? |
Jim Carrey |
| 68. Are you Happy right now with your life? |
Sure. A couple things I'd like to change, but things are pretty dang sweet the way they are. |
| 69. What is your favorite position? |
... In what? |
| 70. Are you tired of doing this survey? |
... Why must you be so repetitive? |
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