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1. Are you a Health Freak? To a degree
2. Have you ever been to college? Yes, a few classes, passed a few, dropped a few, failed a few
3. Are you a member of the mile high club? Is that the strip club? Not a member but I frequented it.
4. Do you like your neighbors? Why or Why not? Not really, I don't trust anyone
5. Would you kill someone? Not without cause
6. Do you have any piercings? Nope
7. Have you ever been arrested? Yes, just for a few hours, bad decisions
8. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? No
9. How many times have you had an orgasm in one night? Enough for my semen to become water
10. Have you ever stolen something? Have been accused and found guilty. Not really
11. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? No
12. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so what is your favorite? Cologne
13. Tan or Pale? Tan, color is life
14. Planes or Buses? Planes, but I have to fly 1st class
15. Diamonds or Gold? Gold
16. Who did let the dogs out? What?
17. Orange Juice or Apple Juice? Orange Juice
18. Do you play an instrument? Yes, my genitals
19. Do you shower daily? Its been two days
20. If you could go anywhere right now where would you go? Away from here
21. Have you ever made out with just a friend? She tricked me
22. Would you date someone younger than you? Don't need no headaches
23. Would you date someone older than you? Yes, she can be my teacher
24. Could you live without sex? Would not miss it
25. snakes or rabbits? Rabbits
26. Have you ever search your own name on google? Nope
27. What is your favorite type of movie? Classics
28. What is your favorite type of music? Soft Rock
29. Do you own sex toys? No, I wish I had one of those $5000 dolls
30. Have you ever commited suicide? Thought about it, but I'm here
31. spit or swallow? I spit two hundred times per cigarette
32. Ever starred in your own film? In my dreams
33. Do you believe in aliens? I am not from here
34. How do you vent anger? Thought, alcohol
35. What is your favorite word? Love
36. Good or Evil? Good
37. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Not that in touch with my feelings
38. Logic or Art? Logic is art
39. Do animals have souls? They are called animals for a reason
40. Do you think you are attractive? I have my gifts
41. Do you like Holidays? Not really
42. What are you wearing right now? Green on green.
43. Have you ever done Porn? No
44. Rough or Sensual? A balance
45. Do you smoke? Yes
46. Do you believe in Love? With a woman? Not really
47. Do you hate anyone? Not worth the energy, I fart out my hatred before I sleep
48. Last time you saw your mom? One month ago
49. Cats or Dogs? Burn them all, my little brother might not like that though
50. Do you like seafood? Sushi is good
51. Have you ever met a celebrity? Nope, I would not know if I did. Not starstruck
52. Do you believe animals have souls? Is this a trick question
53. Where did you last go on vacation? No vacations for me
54. Lace or Satin? Keep it simple, lace without undergarments
55. Mints or chewing gum? Mints
56. Have you ever danced in Public? Yes
57. Do you believe in Hell? I don't want to.. I've lost my faith
58. Last speeding ticket? Six months ago, 87 in 55 zone
59. Do you like to drive fast? Depends on the tempo of my music
60. Would you concider it fun to have the cops chase you in a pursuit? Hell Naw
61. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? Done it before
62. Do you like to Kiss? Not really
63. Are you a good Kisser? Nope
64. What is your favorite color? Red
65. Are you tired of this survey? Yup
66. Who was your last dream of? Don't remember
67. Who are some of your favorite performers? Elton John, Lionel Richie, Coldplay, Josh Groban and so forth.
68. Are you Happy right now with your life? Not by a long shot
69. What is your favorite position? Standing on my own two feet
70. Are you tired of doing this survey? By God Yes