| 1. NAME |
The name's Cary. Robert J. |
| 2. BIRTHDAY |
December 30, 1984 |
| 3. BIRTHPLACE |
Upper St. Clair Hospital |
| 4. CURRENT LOCATION |
Canonsburg. To be specific, sitting in my room on the computer. In about 5 minutes, I'll be in the **** ter excreting something prettier than your face. |
| 5. EYE COLOR |
Dark brown. |
| 6. HAIR COLOR |
Darker brown. |
| 7. HEIGHT |
About 5'9" last time I checked. |
| 8. YOUR BIGGEST WEAKNESS |
I'd love to say that it's a tasty metal riff or the sight of something brutal but I'm sorry to have to say that it's things that involve my penis. |
| 9. YOUR WORST FEAR |
That something bad would happen with my band or that my girlfriend would leave me. |
| 10. GOAL YOU'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE THIS YEAR |
Driving, saving money for a house, play lots of shows, and record the new TBTL album. |
| 11. FIRST THING YOU DID WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING |
I said good morning to my penis. |
| 12. FIRST PERSON YOU THOUGHT ABOUT UPON WAKING |
I actually didn't think of anyone. |
| 13. YOUR BEDTIME |
Nowadays like 3:30 or 4 AM. |
| 14. MOST MISSED MEMORY |
Living on my own in my apartment and the energy I used to have when I was young. |
| 15. ORANGE SODA OR GRAPE SODA |
Guava. |
| 16. TACO BELL OR CHIPOTLE |
Never been to Chipotle and Taco Bell's about the nastiest place you could eat. |
| 17. DUNKIN DONETS OR KRISPIE KREME |
Dunkin Donuts. |
| 18. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA |
Chocolate |
| 19. DO YOU SMOKE |
Yes, unfortunately. |
| 20. DO YOU SWEAR |
Questions this stupid don't deserve answering. Who cares? |
| 21. DO YOU SING |
Yep, all the time. |
| 22. DO YOU SMELL |
Yes I have the ability to do that. I can see, touch, and hear too. |
| 23. SO YOU SHOWER DAILY |
Yep. I'd do it twice a day if I had the time. |
| 24. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE |
Yep, many times. |
| 25. ARE YOU OR HAVE YOU BEEN ENROLLED IN COLLEGE AT ONE POINT |
I have been. |
| 26. DO YOU EVER PICTURE YOURSELF MARRIED |
Right now, no. But maybe my opinion of that will change later. |
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| 27. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT |
NO!! Strong infatuations perhaps. And definately a possibility of wanting to **** the **** out of them. But no, not love. Not possible. |
| 28. DO YOU HAVE SELF CONFIDENCE |
Sometimes. |
| 29. LIGHTENING OR THUNDER |
Thunder. Lightening can make your power go out which is way too inconvenient for me! |
| 30. DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT |
Yep. My main instrument is guitar but I can play bass, keyboard, and drums averagely. Actually take it a bit below average on the drums part. |
| 31. EVER BEEN DRUNK |
Yep, I just was Monday. |
| 32. EVER DONE ANY DRUGS |
Yes but I do not partake in such things anymore. |
| 33. IN THE PAST MONTH: |
Have I done drugs in the past month? No. |
| 34. HAVE YOU GONE ON A DATE |
Uhh yea. |
| 35. HAVE YOU GONE TO THE MALL |
Sure have! I actually like the mall. |
| 36. EATEN A LARGE PIZZA ALL BY YOUR SELF |
Yep, and regretted it all the way to the crapper. |
| 37. EATEN SEAFOOD |
Yea, I hate it. Red Lobster sucks. |
| 38. HAVE YOU BEEN DUMPED |
Yep. What guy hasn't? |
| 39. STOLEN ANYTHING |
Yep. Take all the things I've ever stolen in my life and it might amount to two dollars haha. |
| 40. BEEN CALLED A TEASE |
Nope. |
| 41. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? |
A BIIIG ROCKSTAR DADDY! WITH THE SUPERCOOL LECTRIC GITAR!! |
| 42. A COUNTRY YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO VISIT |
Sweden, Norway, Amsterdam, Canada, Finland, etc.... |
| 43. CLOTHING STYLE |
Whatever I feel like wearing at the time. I don't go with the baggy clothes too often. |
| 44. NUMBER OF PIERCINGS |
3 |
| 45. NUMBER OF TATTOOS |
None yet. |
| 46. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY |
Nope. |
| 47. WHAT WAS THE LAST INSULT YOU RECIEVED |
That Eric Pollock was my buddy. Haha! |
| 48. WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE NUMBER |
420 |
| 49. WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR IF YOU HAD THREE WISHES |
My own house, a slightly modified physical appearance, and ten billion dollars! (With no taxes on that) |
| 50. HAVE YOU EVER GONE STREAKING |
No, but if my gf would do it with me and it was a nice hot day, I would in a heartbeat. Especially if I was drunk. |
| 51. HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU GO ON MYSPACE |
Too many. |
| 52. HOW DO YOU USUALLY DRESS |
A shirt and jeans |
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| 53. IS THERE HAPPINESS IN SLAVERY |
What? Too much Nine Inch Nails for whoever wrote this! |
| 54. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A SNOWMOBILE |
Nope. |
| 55. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SWITCHFOOT IN CONCERT |
No, and if I had, I wouldn't be doing this survey right now cuz I would have killed myself. Christian frat-boy rock SUCKS! |
| 56. PLANES OR BOATS |
Boats I think are a little more legit! |
| 57. HAVE YOU EVER MADE OUT WITH JUST A FRIEND |
Yep to get this annoying chick who wanted my nuts to go away and think I was taken. That was forever ago haha. |
| 58. HAVE YOU EVER MADE A PROMISE YOU'D DIE TO KEEP |
No not yet. |
| 59. DO YOU LIKE POETRY |
If it's not all psuedo-goth self pity whining bull **** and it's actually meaningful and well written, sure why not? |
| 60. WOULD YOU RUN FROM THE POLICE |
If I had to. Or I could just throw a donut down a cliff. |
| 61. HAVE YOU EVER SEARCHED YOUR OWN NAME ON GOOGLE |
No but now I probably will when I'm done with this! |
| 62. DO YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF BLOOD |
I don't hate it. Boogers aren't terrible either, believe it or not. |
| 63. WOULD YOU FLIP OFF THE PRESIDENT |
No. I do hate the president but flicking him off would be something real gay that ignorant retards like Anti Flag would do. |
| 64. ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN |
Nope. Vaginatarian. |
| 65. HAVE YOU EVER THROWN UP IN SOMEONE'S MOUTH |
What the **** made you add this question?? |
| 66. HAVE YOU EVER DATED THE GIRL OR BOY NEXT DOOR |
Nope. |
| 67. YAHOO OR GOOGLE |
Porn. |
| 68. HANBURGER OR CHEESEBURGERS |
I wouldn't feel right answering a question this unimportant or stupid. |
| 69. DO ANIMALS GO TO HEAVEN |
See #68. |
| 70. PANCAKES OR WAFFLES |
Waffles. Pancakes are the most average food ever. |
| 71. HOW DO YOU ALIGN YOURSELF POLITICALLY |
I align myself away from it's entire existence. |
| 72. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK |
Nope. |
| 73. WHAT IS THE MOST COMMON NAME YOU KNOW |
Trowa the dickwad. |
| 74. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL |
It's a tie between my 3 cats..one of them being Trowa the **** in dickwad. |
| 75. IF YOU COULD GO ONE PLACE RIGHT NOW, IT WOULD BE |
To a metal show or to somewhere that hot sex is going on. |
| 76. DO YOU BELIEVE IN SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION |
See #68. |
| 77. WOULD YOU EAT HUMAN FLESH FOR MONEY |
Yes, and I'd do it for free! The pathetic remains of a Cannibal Right! |
| 78. STATUS QUO OR RADICAL CHANGE |
See #71. That question is too political for me to acknowledge! |
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| 79. APPLE OR MICROSOFT |
I'm more familiar with Microsoft but I hear MACs are better nowadays. |
| 80. LAST COMPLIMENT YOU RECIEVED |
Something private from the girlfriend! |
| 81. HUG OR KISS |
Uh kiss duh! When's the last time that one thing led to another from a **** ing hug? |
| 82. WHY ARE THEY CALLED FINGERS IF THEY DON'T FING |
See #68 and definately kill yourself. |
| 83. DO YOU LIKE TONGUE TWISTERS |
No, and I'm glad you asked me that question. I really enjoyed answering it. |
| 84. SUNRISE OR SUNSET |
Sunrise! I am probably the first metalhead in history to prefer light over the darkness. |
| 85. DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE EXTERNAL WORLD |
Does that mean space? |
| 86. HOW DO VENG ANGER |
St. Anger? |
| 87. ARE YOU ARTISTIC |
I would like to say so. |
| 88. DO YOU PRAY |
To the Norse Gods of Metal, yes.................no, not really |
| 89. DO YOU SLEEP NAKED |
from time to time. It's been too cold for that. |
| 90. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS |
See #82. |
| 91. GIVEN MONEY TO A HOBO |
Nope. |
| 92. TOUCHED OR BE TOUCHED |
Alotta bit of both. |
| 93. SOUP OR SALAD |
Soup. It's not gross. |
| 94. EVER RUN AWAY FROM HOME |
Not from home persay but from people that lived in my home yes! |
| 95. FAVORITE COMIC STRIP |
Calvin and Hobbes. |
| 96. KLEENEX OR PUFFS |
Kleenex. |
| 97. YES OR NO TO ABORTION |
It depends on the situation. |
| 98. WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN NAME |
ki11switchengage. Funny since I've disassociated myself from that band for quite some time now. |
| 99. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WISH YOU WERE BETTER AT |
Making hot women bow to me. |
| 100. HAVE YOU EVER GONE ROCK CLIMBING |
Nope. |
| 101. WHO IS YOUR NEWEST FRIEND |
Probably David Vincent. |
| 102. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED YOURSELF TO SLEEP |
Yes. |
| 103. HAVE YOU EVER COMMITED SUICIDE |
No, but since you asked me that, you should! NOW! |
| 104. WOULD YOU TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD |
Naw. Too much responsibility. |
| 105. WHO DO YOU TALK TO MOST ON THE PHONE |
Dr. James Mogensen. |
| 106. HAVE YOU EVER KISSED ANYONE IN THE RAIN |
Yep. It didn't lead to more. I was pissed. |