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1. Do you like giving Christmas gifts? I do.
2. Do you like recieving Christmas gifts? I do.
3. Do you think Christmas is too commercial? I do.
4. Is Christmas part of your belief system? No.
5. Do you belive it's a good excuse to get drunk? Drunkness is gay.
6. Do you think Christmas is more for children? Hell no. Grow out, not up.
7. Do you still put up Christmas decorations? Pfffff yess.
8. Is Christmas a time for giving and loving? Dudddde yes.
9. Or watching Christmas-movies and hosting parties? that too.
10. Do you think it's okay to lie to kids about Santa? He DOES exist.
11. Does your family send out Christmas cards? Yep
12. How soon do you start shopping? Whenever I see something.
13. Who do you shop for? Everybody.
14. Do you put up a Christmas tree? Yes.
15. If so, is it fake or real? Fake. Don't cut down real trees, lazy anarchistic feudalists.
16. Do you like tinsel? It's pretty.
17. Do you use homeade or storebought ornaments? Both.
18. Do you put Christmas lights outside your house? No.
19. Do you put lights on the tree? Yes.
20. How about popcorn and cranberries? No.
21. Is there a wreath hanging on your door? No.
22. Do you celebrate Christmas Eve? Yes.
23. Do you hang up your stocking? Yes. Hahaha.
24. Does your family read "Twas the night before Christmas?" No.
25. Favorite Christmas movie: Elf.
26. Favorite Character from any Christmas movie: Clark Griswold.
27. Favorite Christmas song: Uhh. I really like My Only Wish.
28. Favorite Christmas memory: Jerry Giraffe.
29. Give or receive? Give.
30. Eggnog or Cider? Cider.
31. Red or Green? Green.
32. Ham or Turkey? Uh. Depends.
33. Star or Angel? We have an angel. But I prefer Stars.
34. White lights or colored lights? Colored lights are oldschool, and therefore the best.
35. Blinking lights or still lights? Chase lights.
36. Were you naughty or nice this year? Uh.
37. What do you want for Christmas this year? Let's not get into that.
38. When do you open your gifts? Christmas morning.
39. What's the best gift you've ever gotten? Hell if I know.
40. What's the worst gift you've ever gotten? I think I got a fruitcake one time.
41. Who gives you the most gifts? Typically Santa.
42. Have you ever had a secret Santa? Yes.
43. Do you like wrapping gifts? Yes.
44. Do you put change in those red buckets? Yes I do.
45. Do you burn a yule log? Sadly, not anymore.
46. Can you name all the reindeer? Yes, I can. But I won't.
47. Do you bake cookies? Duuuuuude. I baked like 4 different kinds today. It was emazing.
48. Have you ever seen your mommy kissing Santa Clause? hahah no.
49. Have you ever gotten a kiss under the mistletoe? No. Thankfully. I wasn't involved in that episode in Drama.
50. Do you go caroling? I used to. Before I found out I can't sing.
51. Do you drive around and look at the Christmas lights? Yes I do. The Mach Point Five likes it too.
52. Have you ever left Santa cookies? Every single year.
53. Have you ever sat on Santa's lap? Yes.
54. Who do you celebrate Christmas with? My parents.
55. Where do you celebrate Christmas? In my house.
56. Have you ever had a white Christmas? No....
57. Have you ever had a black Christmas? A what?
58. What part of Christmas do you look most forward to? Baking cookies. Or smelling the pine tree candle because our tree is prosthetic.
59. What part of Christmas do you not look forward to? My dad's complaining.
60. Have you ever had your picture taken with Santa? Yes.
61. Does your family always take a picture at Christmas? Typically. My mom takes lots on Christmas morning.
62. Have you ever heard the song "Thank God For Kids" by The Oakridge Boys? Uh. No. But it sounds dirty.
63. Do you know the verse in the Bible that talks about pagans worshipping trees? Yes. And we do, thank you.
64. Do you think Santa is another way to spell Satan? What the hell? Who comes up with this? Fags.
65. Does the idea of a morbidly obese man sneaking into your house creep you out? Not exactly. He's jolly and full of good cheer.
66. Do you believe in Father Christmas? Isn't he Santa? Then yes.
67. What is your favorite food at Christmas? Anything. I love food.
68. Have you started your Christmas shopping yet? Yes. I better hope so.
69. Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet? No. I will finish it after Christmas.
70. Do you host a Christmas party? No... I wish.
71. Do you ever go to Christmas parties? Yes.
72. How early do you wake up on Christmas morning? Somewhere around 8 ish.
73. Do you view Christmas as a federal holiday being a violation of the separation of church and state? Nah. I think it's just commercialist. The only commercial holiday I really like.
74. Do you think Kwanzaa and Chanukah are attempts to take the Christ out of Christmas? Dude no. That's religious discrimination.
75. What is your Christmas wish? I'm not telling.