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1. Do you like giving Christmas gifts? Sure
2. Do you like recieving Christmas gifts? Who doesn't?
3. Do you think Christmas is too commercial? Yes, lose the **** in theatrics and most people would celebrate nothing
4. Is Christmas part of your belief system? Not in the least
5. Do you belive it's a good excuse to get drunk? No, drunk+holiday+my family=never anything good, lots of yelling
6. Do you think Christmas is more for children? Yeah
7. Do you still put up Christmas decorations? My family does, I don't help anymore. (though that damn candle is STILL in my window!)
8. Is Christmas a time for giving and loving? Why the **** do we need a special time for it? All year sounds good to me!
9. Or watching Christmas-movies and hosting parties? **** it
10. Do you think it's okay to lie to kids about Santa? Santa is creepy
11. Does your family send out Christmas cards? Half of them. The other half always sit on the counter until January
12. How soon do you start shopping? Mid december
13. Who do you shop for? Friends, family
14. Do you put up a Christmas tree? The family does
15. If so, is it fake or real? Fake
16. Do you like tinsel? NO!!!!!!!
17. Do you use homeade or storebought ornaments? Whatever we still have that's in one piece
18. Do you put Christmas lights outside your house? Way too **** ing many!! Drive past my house at 7 pm, you'll see
19. Do you put lights on the tree? There's lights on 4 **** ing trees
20. How about popcorn and cranberries? No, thank god
21. Is there a wreath hanging on your door? Nope, it's still sitting in the garage
22. Do you celebrate Christmas Eve? ? No.
23. Do you hang up your stocking? Sometimes
24. Does your family read "Twas the night before Christmas?" No
25. Favorite Christmas movie: Nightmare Before Christmas
26. Favorite Character from any Christmas movie: No favorites
27. Favorite Christmas song: AAAAUUUGGHHH!!! *deafens self*
28. Favorite Christmas memory: The last time we were in PA for christmas
29. Give or receive? Either
30. Eggnog or Cider? Hot chocolate
31. Red or Green? Green
32. Ham or Turkey? Ham
33. Star or Angel? Star
34. White lights or colored lights? White
35. Blinking lights or still lights? Still, for **** 's sake! *re-wires the damn tree*
36. Were you naughty or nice this year? Well, I definately had issues with behaving!
37. What do you want for Christmas this year? That coat, that I'm not getting
38. When do you open your gifts? 6am christmas morning
39. What's the best gift you've ever gotten? Uhhh.... I dunno
40. What's the worst gift you've ever gotten? It was probably clothes
41. Who gives you the most gifts? Parents
42. Have you ever had a secret Santa? Not since 6th grade
43. Do you like wrapping gifts? Eh, as long as they're all in standard boxes
44. Do you put change in those red buckets? I haven't run into any this year, surprisingly
45. Do you burn a yule log? Nope
46. Can you name all the reindeer? Nope
47. Do you bake cookies? Eeekk! Bad cookies! *tapes mouth shut*
48. Have you ever seen your mommy kissing Santa Clause? No
49. Have you ever gotten a kiss under the mistletoe? No
50. Do you go caroling? No
51. Do you drive around and look at the Christmas lights? Nope
52. Have you ever left Santa cookies? Yeah
53. Have you ever sat on Santa's lap? Yes, he smelled bad
54. Who do you celebrate Christmas with? Family
55. Where do you celebrate Christmas? The living room
56. Have you ever had a white Christmas? Not in the past few years
57. Have you ever had a black Christmas? What? I wish, caz that would be awesome
58. What part of Christmas do you look most forward to? Oddly enough, being the only one awake at 4:30am
59. What part of Christmas do you not look forward to? Cleaning the paper up, than going to grandparent's house for bad food
60. Have you ever had your picture taken with Santa? Unfourtanely
61. Does your family always take a picture at Christmas? Not since I was 14... the 3rd year in a row I was crying (those bastard relatives)
62. Have you ever heard the song "Thank God For Kids" by The Oakridge Boys? No
63. Do you know the verse in the Bible that talks about pagans worshipping trees? Not directly
64. Do you think Santa is another way to spell Satan? YES!
65. Does the idea of a morbidly obese man sneaking into your house creep you out? You have no idea how much
66. Do you believe in Father Christmas? Huh?
67. What is your favorite food at Christmas? Like I said... Bad Cookies Get Away From Me!!!!
68. Have you started your Christmas shopping yet? Yeah
69. Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet? Nope!
70. Do you host a Christmas party? No
71. Do you ever go to Christmas parties? Not usually
72. How early do you wake up on Christmas morning? 2am... I know, I'm insane
73. Do you view Christmas as a federal holiday being a violation of the separation of church and state? Eh. It's evolved to the point of not being really religious anymore so no
74. Do you think Kwanzaa and Chanukah are attempts to take the Christ out of Christmas? What the **** ?!?!?!?! No!
75. What is your Christmas wish? I don't really have one