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1. Do you like giving Christmas gifts? hell yeah ... of course i do
2. Do you like recieving Christmas gifts? hahahahaha. no. no i do not. =P LAWLZ haha. yes.
3. Do you think Christmas is too commercial? bloody oath. lol i said bloody oath.
4. Is Christmas part of your belief system? i believe in people spoiling me, so to a greater or lesser degree, yes
5. Do you belive it's a good excuse to get drunk? everything except digging a hole is a good excuse to get drunk. whilst under the influence of alcohol one may accidentally fall into said hole. and you never know where the earthworms keep their swords.
6. Do you think Christmas is more for children? no
7. Do you still put up Christmas decorations? i despise them. but i do it to act cheery and uphold my reputation.
8. Is Christmas a time for giving and loving? its a time for alcohol and sex, is that enough? lol. yes its a time of giving and loving.
9. Or watching Christmas-movies and hosting parties? parties is good
10. Do you think it's okay to lie to kids about Santa? i'd never dream of telling them santa isn't real. thats blatant lying and i disapprove.
11. Does your family send out Christmas cards? ish
12. How soon do you start shopping? lol xmas eve
13. Who do you shop for? myself.
14. Do you put up a Christmas tree? the fam does
15. If so, is it fake or real? fake
16. Do you like tinsel? NO tinsel is the stuff of nightmares
17. Do you use homeade or storebought ornaments? combination
18. Do you put Christmas lights outside your house? nopers
19. Do you put lights on the tree? yes
20. How about popcorn and cranberries? yuck
21. Is there a wreath hanging on your door? yes
22. Do you celebrate Christmas Eve? we go to church and me and dad deliberately create a scene every single year. lol good times.
23. Do you hang up your stocking? nope
24. Does your family read "Twas the night before Christmas?" ew no
25. Favorite Christmas movie: the emporors new groove
26. Favorite Character from any Christmas movie: yzma
27. Favorite Christmas song: lol let it snow
28. Favorite Christmas memory: uhhhhhh meh
29. Give or receive? both
30. Eggnog or Cider? cider
31. Red or Green? both
32. Ham or Turkey? turkey
33. Star or Angel? angel
34. White lights or colored lights? white
35. Blinking lights or still lights? blinking
36. Were you naughty or nice this year? ooh naughty
37. What do you want for Christmas this year? you
38. When do you open your gifts? xmas morning
39. What's the best gift you've ever gotten? you
40. What's the worst gift you've ever gotten? you
41. Who gives you the most gifts? you
42. Have you ever had a secret Santa? you
43. Do you like wrapping gifts? yeah lol its my job
44. Do you put change in those red buckets? no i KEEP the red buckets
45. Do you burn a yule log? nope
46. Can you name all the reindeer? hahaha all i know is rudolph is grossly over-represented. and dancer is a whore.
47. Do you bake cookies? yes. yes i do.
48. Have you ever seen your mommy kissing Santa Clause? ive seen mommy kissing just about everyone. LOL i kid i kid.
49. Have you ever gotten a kiss under the mistletoe? nuu
50. Do you go caroling? i don't want to hear WHAT you do with carol ....
51. Do you drive around and look at the Christmas lights? yeah lol
52. Have you ever left Santa cookies? ive left him beer
53. Have you ever sat on Santa's lap? ive sat on everyones lap, im a lap dancer.
54. Who do you celebrate Christmas with? you
55. Where do you celebrate Christmas? in your bed
56. Have you ever had a white Christmas? hahahaha i live in aus dickhead
57. Have you ever had a black Christmas? ish
58. What part of Christmas do you look most forward to? the part where i get stuff and don't have to pay for it
59. What part of Christmas do you not look forward to? the part where we go to melb to see my hot cousins. YUCK
60. Have you ever had your picture taken with Santa? yeah
61. Does your family always take a picture at Christmas? nope
62. Have you ever heard the song "Thank God For Kids" by The Oakridge Boys? nope
63. Do you know the verse in the Bible that talks about pagans worshipping trees? hahaha take me there
64. Do you think Santa is another way to spell Satan? thats a new way of looking at it all
65. Does the idea of a morbidly obese man sneaking into your house creep you out? as long as he aint sneaking into my bed.
66. Do you believe in Father Christmas? i believe only in santa.
67. What is your favorite food at Christmas? shmeh
68. Have you started your Christmas shopping yet? yeah
69. Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet? nope
70. Do you host a Christmas party? nope
71. Do you ever go to Christmas parties? lol HELL YEAH
72. How early do you wake up on Christmas morning? early.
73. Do you view Christmas as a federal holiday being a violation of the separation of church and state? .... yes. yes i do.
74. Do you think Kwanzaa and Chanukah are attempts to take the Christ out of Christmas? hahaha. what humerous words.
75. What is your Christmas wish? you