| 1. Name?: |
~~Pixie~~ |
| 2. Birth date?: |
~~February 22nd.~~ I don't remember the year~~ Noone needs to know that anyways~~ |
| 3. Are you male or female?: |
~~I'm a lady~~I am, too~~ Shut the **** up and stop making me defend myself~~I am too, a lady~~ |
| 4. Do you have any siblings?: |
~~Yes, 1 sister, Nancy~~ Or, is that my italian half sister?~~ |
| 5. How many pets do you have?: |
~~Surprisingly enough, right now, just 1. Autumn's American Eskimo, Angel~~ |
| 6. What type of pets have you had?: |
~~Dogs, cats, birds, dead fish...~~ |
| 7. Are you currently in a relationship?: |
~~No! There's only 1 person I would even consider, but right now, that's not an option.~~ No, I'm not telling you who.~~ |
| 8. If so, for how long? If not, how long have you been single?: |
~~Not long enough~~ |
| 9. What's your favourite colour?: |
~~Greens and Purples~~ |
| 10. What's your favourite movie?: |
~~With all the great ones out there, I really can't say that I have a favorite~~Tommy Boy was pretty good, though~~ |
| 11. What's your favourite television show?: |
~~Roseanne~~ I could watch Roseanne reruns all day~~Although, I really don't have to watch them~~I can recite every episode~~ |
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| 12. What's your favourite band?: |
~~Nickelback is pretty effin hot!~~ |
| 13. What's your favourite internet site?: |
~~Wrong! It's not the porn sites~~ |
| 14. What's your favourite food?: |
~~I'd have to answer this one with a big, fat LOBSTER~~ |
| 15. What's your favourite drink?: |
~~Pepsi, Mello Yello or a Root Beer Float~~ |
| 16. What's your favourite animal?: |
~~Man~~ |
| 17. Would you ever bunjee jump?: |
~~Probably, if Heather made me~~ After all, she did make me zip through the rain forest with her, dangling in mid-air while hanging onto a cable~~A thin cable, if I remember correctly~~ |
| 18. Would you ever sky jump?: |
~~Same as above, except she'd have to throw a bottle of valium into the deal~~ |
| 19. Would you ever swim with the sharks?: |
~~NO!! But Heather has~~And, by the way, Heather, you couldn't throw enough valium into THAT deal~~Add a bottle of Vodka and we'll talk~~ |
| 20. Would you ever spend more then $500 on your bf/gf?: |
~~A new flat screen tv-$1000~~ Tickets to the Superbowl-$3000~~ Someone who loves me for me-Priceless~~ |
| 21. Have you ever been blind/legless drunk?: |
~~No, but I remember once when Holly was...carrying her to the car, picking her up off the ground, holding her hair back while she puked, threatening her the whole ride home with "If you puke in my car...~~ |
| 22. Have you ever been so drunk you can't remember what you did?: |
~~I don't remember...if anyone has the answer to this, please let me know~~ In private, of course~~ |
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| 23. Have you ever been so drunk you threw up?: |
~~God, yes. Definitely more than once, too~~P.S. Sorry again about your shoes, man~~ |
| 24. Have you ever been chased by someone in a car?: |
~~Only the ones who wanted my phone number~~ |
| 25. Have you ever jumped from a fair height?: |
~~If you consider the local Causeways a fair height~~ |
| 26. Have you ever skinny dipped?: |
~~Ok, yeah. But my boobs were bigger back then~~ |
| 27. Have you ever streaked?: |
~~That is soooo 70's~~ Not that I wasn't around back then, but no, I haven't~~ |
| 28. Have you ever been arrested?: |
~~No, but 1 of my kids has~~ |
| 29. Have you ever been threatened of arrest?: |
~~Yeah, by the same loser who arrested my daughter and threatened to throw me in the same patrol car with her~~ Too bad he wasn't man enough to keep me in his grip~~We missed out on the family plan at the bail bond hearing~~ |
| 30. Have you ever been to court?: |
~~Yeah, but the murder charges against me were dropped~~ They never found the body~~ |
| 31. Have you ever had a one-night stand?: |
~~Yeah, but I really don't think anything 3 inches or less should count~~ Need I say more about why it was a one night stand?~~ |
| 32. Have you ever gone home with a stranger?: |
~~No, I'm not that effin stupid~~ |
| 33. Have you ever met anybody off the internet in person?: |
~~Yeah. Thanks EHarmony, for nothing~~ |
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| 34. Have you ever cheated on a partner?: |
~~There's no law that says I have to answer this one~~ |
| 35. Has a partner ever cheated on you?: |
~~Yeah~~ Refer back to questions 7 & 8~~Enough said?~~ |
| 36. Do you believe in an eye for an eye?: |
~~Holding grudges and seeking revenge are for losers who won't grow up~~ |
| 37. Would you seek revenge on your ex?: |
~~What would be the point in that?~~ Would I really get any satisfaction out of flattening his tires? Blowing up his car? Kicking him in the...Let's go to the next question~~ |
| 38. Have you ever got revenge on somebody?: |
~~Nah, just thinking about it was scary enough for me~~ |
| 39. Would you rather be a super hero, or a super villan?: |
~~I AM a super hero. I just haven't thought of a catchy name, yet~~ |
| 40. Would you change anything about your appearance?: |
~~Yeah, but I'm not telling you what it is~~ |
| 41. Would you change anything about your personality?: |
~~Just one thing~~But that's none of your business, either~~ |
| 42. Do you personally think you are attractive?: |
~~I think I look pretty good for my age.~~After all, I am 99 years old~~ |
| 43. Does anybody else agree with you?: |
~~Yeah, they do....wait a minute...I hope it's not because I make their work schedules up and have the power to fire them at any time~~ |
| 44. What's the most humiliating thing you have done?: |
~~Let's not go there~~ No, really, we don't want to go there~~Alright, I don't want to go there, OK?~~ |
| 45. Do you like MYSPACE?: |
~~Ummm....what do you think?~~ |
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