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1. Do you like giving Christmas gifts? Of course. Its always fun to get those "oh-thank-you-so-much" hugs.
2. Do you like recieving Christmas gifts? sometimes. others its a little stressful to get more stuff.
3. Do you think Christmas is too commercial? yep. thats whats its based on in our society. get over it.
4. Is Christmas part of your belief system? Nope. I don't believe jesus was a god, is what i mean. he was born in april according to the bible anyway.
5. Do you belive it's a good excuse to get drunk? Sure! That works, i suppose. but i like being sober to be kind.
6. Do you think Christmas is more for children? Not so much. The santa thrill may be, though.
7. Do you still put up Christmas decorations? I have xmas lights up all year. So not especially.
8. Is Christmas a time for giving and loving? Wow, not really. if you're going to give and love it should be not only at christmas. but if thats what it takes, so be it.
9. Or watching Christmas-movies and hosting parties? Hosting parties, eh, but watching muppet christmas carol, yes.
10. Do you think it's okay to lie to kids about Santa? The concept of santa is very key. But santa isn't fat, and his wife is named lucille. i promise.
11. Does your family send out Christmas cards? yes. lots.
12. How soon do you start shopping? uhh...usually the week before.
13. Who do you shop for? Closest friends, significant other, and parents and sister, as well as my neice.
14. Do you put up a Christmas tree? Uh, i don't. Thought i have a mini one from last year.
15. If so, is it fake or real? Fake. Less mess, less smell (which can be fixed with a candle)
16. Do you like tinsel? Not really. makes me frown.
17. Do you use homeade or storebought ornaments? i...don't?
18. Do you put Christmas lights outside your house? I wish i could.
19. Do you put lights on the tree? No, but that would be lovely.
20. How about popcorn and cranberries? Gross?
21. Is there a wreath hanging on your door? No?
22. Do you celebrate Christmas Eve? More than christmas. it makes more sense to me.
23. Do you hang up your stocking? No, its draped over the couch at my parent's house.
24. Does your family read "Twas the night before Christmas?" Nope.
25. Favorite Christmas movie: Muppet Christmas Carol. hell yes.
26. Favorite Character from any Christmas movie: Animal. Oh, and sally from nightmare before christmas.
27. Favorite Christmas song: Carol of the Bells
28. Favorite Christmas memory: Hmmm...tackling inflatable characters around btown.
29. Give or receive? Both ways.
30. Eggnog or Cider? Cider.
31. Red or Green? Green.
32. Ham or Turkey? Tofurkey, ya'lame asses!
33. Star or Angel? Pentagram.
34. White lights or colored lights? Colored.
35. Blinking lights or still lights? Still. I hate it when they blink off set and randomly
36. Were you naughty or nice this year? I was pretty damn nice.
37. What do you want for Christmas this year? Pirates of the Caribbean.
38. When do you open your gifts? Christmas eve + christmas morning.
39. What's the best gift you've ever gotten? it was a little late, but that glorious toyota tacoma.
40. What's the worst gift you've ever gotten? a dead turkey from someone who didnt know better.
41. Who gives you the most gifts? Mom.
42. Have you ever had a secret Santa? Yep. tripped me out.
43. Do you like wrapping gifts? In newspaper.
44. Do you put change in those red buckets? Nope. i don't like that sound. i'd rather give directly.
45. Do you burn a yule log? Did what to my what?
46. Can you name all the reindeer? if i sing the song.
47. Do you bake cookies? Nope.
48. Have you ever seen your mommy kissing Santa Clause? Gross. The santa in my childhood town turned out to be a kiddie porn director. seriously.
49. Have you ever gotten a kiss under the mistletoe? Yep.
50. Do you go caroling? uhhh...not intentionally.
51. Do you drive around and look at the Christmas lights? Yep. And bowl over those blow-up snowmen and santas.
52. Have you ever left Santa cookies? Yep. His bloodsugar skyrocketed.
53. Have you ever sat on Santa's lap? Uh, yeah, but i cried.
54. Who do you celebrate Christmas with? My parents and sister.
55. Where do you celebrate Christmas? Idaho.
56. Have you ever had a white Christmas? Yep. almost every year in idaho.
57. Have you ever had a black Christmas? heh..heh...
58. What part of Christmas do you look most forward to? Driving in the snow=driving into snow banks. i like.
59. What part of Christmas do you not look forward to? fitting all the new stuff into my old collections.
60. Have you ever had your picture taken with Santa? Yeah, a long time ago.
61. Does your family always take a picture at Christmas? Not professionally.
62. Have you ever heard the song "Thank God For Kids" by The Oakridge Boys? Wow, thats awkward.
63. Do you know the verse in the Bible that talks about pagans worshipping trees? yes, **** ing awesome.
64. Do you think Santa is another way to spell Satan? wow, lets see. thats interesting.
65. Does the idea of a morbidly obese man sneaking into your house creep you out? YES. which is why i always shut my eyes and knew he was tall and skinny.
66. Do you believe in Father Christmas? I believe in the winter solstice.
67. What is your favorite food at Christmas? tofurkey.
68. Have you started your Christmas shopping yet? Done. better be done. tomorrow's christmas eve.
69. Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet? Yeah.
70. Do you host a Christmas party? Nope.
71. Do you ever go to Christmas parties? I may be this year x2
72. How early do you wake up on Christmas morning? eh, around 7 or 8
73. Do you view Christmas as a federal holiday being a violation of the separation of church and state? it's borderline. how come hanakkah isn't a federal holiday then?
74. Do you think Kwanzaa and Chanukah are attempts to take the Christ out of Christmas? Have you even heard of what those are about? they're certainly more realistic than any christmas. i'm a little uncomfortable with christmas, anyway, though.
75. What is your Christmas wish? for sam to be happy. the end.