| 1. I am... |
an annoying loveable sack of crap |
| 2. My home is... |
a house with a roof |
| 3. If I had a million dollars, I would... |
have a million dollars, duh! |
| 4. My best friend... |
is a top bloke who deserves all the happiness in the world |
| 5. My parents taught me... |
that swaering is common |
| 6. Every day... |
has a sunrise and a sunset |
| 7. My life... |
is only 19 years old |
| 8. If I found out my ex was gay... |
it wouldnt surprise me one little bit |
| 9. Boys are... |
great, dont let anyone tell u different |
| 10. Girls are... |
people, believe it or not! (sorry girls) |
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| 11. I hate people who... |
think their **** dont stink! everyones **** stinks u idiots |
| 12. Last November... |
i saw u2 and kat visited mildura |
| 13. Hickory Dickory Dock... |
the mouse said "i have a small...........house" |
| 14. The best invention ever... |
slice bread |
| 15. I love it when... |
kat and i get time together |
| 16. Sometimes I... |
wish upon a star |
| 17. I work... |
coz i have to, not coz i want to |
| 18. GO... |
baby, go go, yeah we're right behind you! |
| 19. The funniest thing that has ever happened to me was... |
being born, the rest has just been a great ride |
| 20. God... |
has a naughty sense of humor |
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| 21. Jesus... |
was born in the year 0 |
| 22. Buddha... |
never gets any credit |
| 23. My last relationship... |
dont ask, ask about current relationship |
| 24. The best movie ever is... |
not yet made |
| 25. One weird fact about me is... |
my girlfriend loves my arms |
| 26. Stuffed animals are... |
dead, isnt that obvious |
| 27. I wish... |
i had more wishes |
| 28. My dream last night... |
was about stuff |
| 29. My first thought waking up... |
is **** its too **** ING early! |
| 30. My favorite kitchen utensil... |
is a peeler, even thought i dont know how to use it! |
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| 31. Today I ate... |
food that tasted like stuff |
| 32. Sometimes I swear... |
just bcoz i can |
| 33. Politics... |
is **** ed, but then so are politicians |
| 34. My body... |
is a machine, just not very well looked after |
| 35. I dream one day I will... |
dream and remember it properly |
| 36. Tomorrow... |
is another day, like the day after that |
| 37. Love makes... |
sense |
| 38. Sharpies... |
are sharp |
| 39. As a child, I... |
was stupid. i havent changed |
| 40. The world could do with less... |
rules and more fun |