| 1. I am... |
pretty **** in awesome. |
| 2. My home is... |
gayyyy. |
| 3. If I had a million dollars, I would... |
take a road trip to st. louis. |
| 4. My best friend... |
my best friendS...are off the hook. |
| 5. My parents taught me... |
to respect my elders. ....that's about it. |
| 6. Every day... |
i like to get high on lifeee. |
| 7. My life... |
sucks unless i'm with my friendsss. |
| 8. If I found out my ex was gay... |
i'd laugh.. and then.. wow, i'd laugh for a long time. but i'd wanna be his best friend. |
| 9. Boys are... |
complicated. |
| 10. Girls are... |
just as complicating but more dramatic. **** them all. |
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| 11. I hate people who... |
lie, cheat, and yearn for attention. |
| 12. Last November... |
i had a birthday! |
| 13. Hickory Dickory Dock... |
your mom just sucked my cock. |
| 14. The best invention ever... |
masterbation. |
| 15. I love it when... |
dustin comes over with a present. |
| 16. Sometimes I... |
talk to myself. |
| 17. I work... |
not so hard in school |
| 18. GO... |
NINJA GO NINJA GO! NINJA, NINJA, RAP! |
| 19. The funniest thing that has ever happened to me was... |
man...i did the splits and then the tea hit me in the face. |
| 20. God... |
shoot me. |
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| 21. Jesus... |
is off the chizzain! |
| 22. Buddha... |
can suck a big one. |
| 23. My last relationship... |
eh, it was cool. |
| 24. The best movie ever is... |
i don't know. |
| 25. One weird fact about me is... |
.......i can make this funny noise with my throat? |
| 26. Stuffed animals are... |
cool. |
| 27. I wish... |
i was an oscar mayer weiner. |
| 28. My dream last night... |
was about brian. |
| 29. My first thought waking up... |
"WHY THE **** ARE THESE LITTLE KIDS IN MY ROOM?" |
| 30. My favorite kitchen utensil... |
spatula! |
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| 31. Today I ate... |
a bowl of cereal. |
| 32. Sometimes I swear... |
people are retarded in the mind. |
| 33. Politics... |
are lame. |
| 34. My body... |
is sore. |
| 35. I dream one day I will... |
have sex on a roller coaster. |
| 36. Tomorrow... |
is thursday. |
| 37. Love makes... |
everything a little bit better. |
| 38. Sharpies... |
are LOVE<3 |
| 39. As a child, I... |
was scared of the boogey man in my closet. |
| 40. The world could do with less... |
drama, bull **** , liars, cheaters, backstabbers, and **** es. |