| 1. I am... |
a happily married man |
| 2. My home is... |
too friggin small |
| 3. If I had a million dollars, I would... |
pay off all my bills, buy a car and home and help my family out |
| 4. My best friend... |
is my beautiful wife |
| 5. My parents taught me... |
great beliefs and morals |
| 6. Every day... |
i stay at home with my awesome son |
| 7. My life... |
is perfect just the way it is |
| 8. If I found out my ex was gay... |
i wouldnt be surprised |
| 9. Boys are... |
great when there your son |
| 10. Girls are... |
COMPLICATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 11. I hate people who... |
start drama |
| 12. Last November... |
i turned 21 |
| 13. Hickory Dickory Dock... |
the mouse was scared by my cock! |
| 14. The best invention ever... |
Television!!!!!!!! |
| 15. I love it when... |
my wife has the day off |
| 16. Sometimes I... |
have random stupid thoughts |
| 17. I work... |
as a stay at home father |
| 18. GO... |
**** urself...lol |
| 19. The funniest thing that has ever happened to me was... |
i fainted when my son was born |
| 20. God... |
is good |
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| 21. Jesus... |
is my buddy |
| 22. Buddha... |
sucks ass |
| 23. My last relationship... |
was a friggin big mistake |
| 24. The best movie ever is... |
wizard of oz |
| 25. One weird fact about me is... |
id make a beter housewife than most women |
| 26. Stuffed animals are... |
a waste of space |
| 27. I wish... |
i was a pro baseball player |
| 28. My dream last night... |
i dont remember |
| 29. My first thought waking up... |
hello son!!! |
| 30. My favorite kitchen utensil... |
the can opener |
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| 31. Today I ate... |
applesauce and thats it |
| 32. Sometimes I swear... |
the world is full of lunatics |
| 33. Politics... |
are too complicated for people to understand |
| 34. My body... |
isnt where i want it to be |
| 35. I dream one day I will... |
not have to worry about money or finances |
| 36. Tomorrow... |
is just another day |
| 37. Love makes... |
life easier |
| 38. Sharpies... |
rock my socks |
| 39. As a child, I... |
was nuts |
| 40. The world could do with less... |
restrictions and taxes |