| 1. Do you paint your nails? |
of course |
| 2. How many times a day do you think about your ex? |
which one? |
| 3. Are you feeling sick? |
hungover |
| 4. How many concerts have you been to? |
i cant even count |
| 5. What are you going to be doing three hours from now? |
hopefully sleeping but not dreaming |
| 6. Do you shower daily? [important question.] |
dont always have time/energy |
| 7. Have you ever heard of Led Zeppelin? |
who hasnt |
| 8. How many days are there in a regular year?[hope you know.] |
365? |
| 9. Do you have a cellphone? |
NO, you **** |
| 10. What kind of deodorant do you use? |
mens |
| 11. Do you know anybody who's blind? |
no |
| 12. Do you have nice feet? |
i dont like them but there is truely nothing objectionable about them |
| 13. How many times do you pee in one day? |
as many times as it turns your mom on |
| 14. Are you wearing anything purple? |
bra |
| 15. Do you like yourself? |
yeah |
| 16. Have you ever heard seen Clerks? |
no why would i want to |
| 17. What comes to mind when i say.. GREEN? |
leprachauns |
| 18. Do you have any set lists that you've stolen from concerts? |
no wtf |
| 19. Do you have a color that you room is centered around? |
red/black/gray |
| 20. Do you like long or short surveys? |
long |
| 21. Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart? |
wtf |
| 22. Do you know what ORGANIC means? |
of course, it has several meanings |
| 23. Can you spell well? |
well |
| 24. Do you shorten yourself online? if so, WHY? |
??? |
| 25. What's your favorite video game? |
doom and mgs |
| 26. What's your mom doing at the moment? |
probably attending to children |
| 27. Do you like skittles? |
sour skittles |
| 28. What's your cellphone number?[if you have one.. genius.] |
**** YOU |
| 29. How many words with more than eight letters do you know? |
maybe more than you |
| 30. How many times a day are you on MySpace? |
depends |
| 31. Hypothetically, your internet has died. You have no means of transportation. you're stuck at home. What do you do? |
oh gee. that's my life 50% of the time, im **** ing used to it |
| 32. What does HYPOTHETICALLY mean? |
for pretendzers |
| 33. What does the last text message you recieved say?[if you have a cellphone] |
**** YOU **** |
| 34. What is your current favorite song? |
skelleton kiss |
| 35. What do you smell like? |
your mothers ass |
| 36. What do you think of Germany? |
its better than here |
| 37. Do you have any siblings? Do you hate them? |
yes |
| 38. What is your favorite kind of shoe? |
big stompy ones |
| 39. What's the name of the last book you read? |
astral projection book |
| 40. Do you blowdry your hair? |
no thats wrong and evil |
| 41. Do you like pens or pencils? |
pens |
| 42. What's your favorite drink? |
red wine |
| 43. WHat was the last gift you recieved? |
pffft. nothing |
| 44. Do you have all of your limbs? |
yes |
| 45. Have you ever wrapped something/someone in cellophane? |
my windows |
| 46. Were you adopted? |
yes |
| 47. What's the closest thing to you that makes noise? |
my laptop |
| 48. Do you wear makeup? |
duh |
| 49. Do you have any action figures? |
yes |
| 50. Do you own anything with polka dots on it? |
probably not |
| 51. How many bottles of deodorant do you have currently? |
No Answer |
| 52. Do you play any instruments? |
no |
| 53. What kind of chapstick is your favorite? |
cannibis |
| 54. What's your favorite movie? |
star wars |
| 55. How many REAL Cds do you own? |
20-30 |
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| 56. What's one thing you collect? |
wine bottles |
| 57. What jewelry are you wearing at the moment? |
rubber bracelets |
| 58. Do you have any aspirations in life? |
no |
| 59. What makes you really angry? |
sexist pigs |
| 60. Who makes you feel better when you are? |
nobody |
| 61. Have you eaten anything today? |
yes and im still hungry |
| 62. Do you have any tattoos? |
yes |
| 63. Have you ever set anything other than logs on fire? |
sure |
| 64. Have you ever lied about something TRULY important? |
yeah |
| 65. What shoes are you going to wear today? [or are you wearing?] |
sk8 shoes... if i go to the store at all |
| 66. Do you like Hershey's Kisses? |
kindof |
| 67. What kind of computer are you using? |
laptop |
| 68. What's one object really special to you? |
my aliens |
| 69. Do you like chalk? |
no its gross |
| 70. Do you still have stuffed animals? |
yes my alien! |
| 71. What color are your socks? |
which ones? |
| 72. What color are your eyes? |
guess. |
| 73. What's one thing that truly frightens you? |
personified evil |
| 74. Do you have trouble finding tape? |
no |
| 75. What comes to mind when you see "lung butter"? |
snails, es cargot |
| 76. Do you think money is important? |
yes, unfortunately |
| 77. Have you ever been out of your country's borders? |
yes |
| 78. Do you know where Berlin is? |
yes |
| 79. Do you like the smell of flowers? |
no |
| 80. Have you ever seen Bambi? |
yes |
| 81. What are some things on your wall? |
my "i love jakey" drawing i did when i was really stoned |
| 82. What does your dad work for? |
something technical |
| 83. What's your favorite book? |
no |
| 84. Do you go to the movies often? |
no |
| 85. What's the last movie you saw in theaters? |
i dont even remember now |
| 86. What's a "Carpet Shark?" |
someone who rapes girl's crotches |
| 87. Do you think you are a lost cause? |
yes |
| 88. Did you ever see Reboot? |
no |
| 89. What is the closest thing to you that is magnetic? |
laptop |
| 90. Do you ever feel like exploding? |
yes |
| 91. What color is your belt? |
which one |
| 92. Have you ever played Have you ever? |
No Answer |
| 93. Do you like redundance? |
no |
| 94. Have you ever paid attention to something in class and then failed the test about it? |
probly |
| 95. Are you scared of anything really odd?[something not usually feared] |
men. ugly men |
| 96. Do you like vanilla M&Ms or Chocolate? |
chocolate duh |
| 97. Have you ever painted a picture? |
of course |
| 98. Does your computer run smoothly? |
no |
| 99. Have you ever had rum? |
yes |
| 100. What do you think of when you see Demon Hunter? |
sounds like some sort of nerd game |
| 101. Ever watch Spongebob on your own accord? |
no |
| 102. Do you have anything in your room that you don't EVER use? |
a couple of my outfits |
| 103. Who's your favorite poet? |
poe |
| 104. How old is your oldest friend? |
not sure, probably in their 30's or 40s |
| 105. Are you lost? |
in what way? |
| 106. Do you know what vulgarity is? |
yes |
| 107. Do you like markers, colored pencils, crayons, or oil pastels better? |
depends what im using them for. pastels are annoying though |
| 108. What's one big thing you've accomplished in your life? |
turning 21 |
| 109. Do you have a problem with authority? |
yes |
| 110. What's a synonym for Synthetic? |
manmade |
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| 111. What's the dumbest thing you watch on TV? |
the television itself |
| 112. What's a movie you like but you wish you didn't? |
napoleon dynomite |
| 113. Are you clumsy? |
sometimes. or just they dont make walking spaces wide enough for my **** to fit through |
| 114. Do you think dead baby jokes are funny? |
yes |
| 115. What are three words you think describe you? |
female. goff. lazy |
| 116. Do you read comic books? |
no, i was 13 8 years ago |
| 117. Do you remember any music from when you were a kid? |
of course. i collect all i can remember on itunes |
| 118. What is the strangest name for a song you know? |
Daddyuwarbash |
| 119. What is your middle name? |
chadine |
| 120. Have you ever seen your favorite band live? |
yes |
| 121. What was the last thing you printed out? |
nothing |
| 122. Do you get homesick easily? |
no |
| 123. What is the strangest name for a human youve ever heard? |
saint |
| 124. What's one song with the word "green" the title? |
From The Edge Of The Deep Green Sea |
| 125. What is the last thing you spent money on? |
itunes music |
| 126. Do you hate waiting? |
yes, usually |
| 127. Did you like Napoleon Dynamite before everyone began hating it? |
yes |
| 128. Have you ever had a last first kiss? |
probably |
| 129. Do you ever have the desire to kill? |
constantly |
| 130. Do you think roses are beautiful? |
yes |
| 131. When do you usually go to bed? |
thats always differnt |
| 132. Do you have a TV in your room? |
of course not! |
| 133. Where were you born? |
santa clara |
| 134. Do you believe that Jesus' tomb has been found? |
no |
| 135. Do you watch Fox news? |
no |
| 136. Do you like Mentos? |
only the fruit kind |
| 137. If a stranger asked you to take a picture with them what would you do? |
depends on the stranger. if theyre some dorkass guy then NO |
| 138. Do you have a chain? |
i gave it to gene |
| 139. Do you think reading Shakesperian type things is simple? |
**** no |
| 140. Do you think you're materialistic? |
yes and broke. what torture |
| 141. What is the best commercial you've ever seen? |
i dont rember |
| 142. Do you watch the superbowl? |
never |
| 143. Are you a procrastinator? |
yes |
| 144. Have you ever been so obsessed with someone that you lied, cheated or stole for them? |
lied maybe |
| 145. Do you often have money laying around your room? |
god i wish |
| 146. Do you know the difference between who and whom? |
only abstractly |
| 147. Do you ever ponder someone's incompetance? |
yes |
| 148. What's your favorite kind of food? |
thai |
| 149. Do you think America is stupid?[if so, my advice to you is:get out] |
damn yes, and damn not having transportation money or a place to go |
| 150. Have you ever played Halo? |
**** no |
| 151. Are you wasteful? |
i try not to be |
| 152. Have you had anyone close die? |
a grandma, but i wasnt that close |
| 153. How many pictures on your computer, approximately? |
1000 |
| 154. Which of these do you like better: Clubs, Hearts, Diamonds, or Spades? |
diamond |
| 155. Are you shy? |
yes |
| 156. What is one thing that's on your mind all the time? |
evil spirits |
| 157. Do you use correct grammar? |
usually |
| 158. Have you ever been in court? |
yes |
| 159. Do you think anybody hates you at the moment? |
maybe |
| 160. Do you think your nose is shaped funny? |
yes |
| 161. What is one thing that really honestly makes you happy? |
having the one i love with me |
| 162. How difficult is it to make up questions to find out something about them? |
No Answer |
| 163. Have you ever seen Mythbusters? |
yes |
| 164. Do you have something against modern music? |
yes |
| 165. Do you like it when people are quiet? |
depends |
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| 166. Do you have a yearbook from your third grade year? |
no |
| 167. Do you have a straw basket? |
no |
| 168. Have you ever been in love? |
yes |
| 169. Have you ever cried hysterically on the phone talking to someone? |
yes |
| 170. Have you ever guilt-tripped someone? |
probably |
| 171. Do you think you deserve better than everyone? |
no. just equally. not less |
| 172. What's one thing bothering you right now? |
hunger |
| 173. Do you have a digital camera? |
no |
| 174. Do you think the world is going to end? |
yes |
| 175. Do you think Al Gore is a dumb name? |
yes |
| 176. What's your favorite animal? |
scorpion |
| 177. Have you ever seen a koala bear? |
yes |
| 178. What color is your shirt? |
black with turquoise writing |
| 179. What's one thing you can see that you'd rather not be seeing? |
evil spirits, negative entities |
| 180. Do you know who Kevin Smith is? |
no |
| 181. Do you like popcorn? |
no |
| 182. Do you recycle? |
i prefer to |
| 183. Have you ever vandalized something? |
oh yes |
| 184. Do you get excited when your phone rings? |
........ the things people take for granted nowadays |
| 185. What made you angry last? |
gene |
| 186. Do you let people walk on you?[figuratively] |
yes |
| 187. Are you lazy? |
yes |
| 188. What's the best memory you have? |
dont know |
| 189. Do you ever talk to yourself? |
dunno |
| 190. Have you had any experience with children? |
No Answer |
| 191. Do you have any secrets that NOBODY but you knows? |
sure i guess |
| 192. What do you do with stickers? |
use them |
| 193. Are you nice to people on the phone? |
depends |
| 194. Do you lie when talking to telemarketers? |
i dont talk to them |
| 195. Is there a game you often win? |
no |
| 196. Do posters of people frighten you at night? |
yes |
| 197. Have you ever broken something out of frustration? |
maybe |
| 198. Ever had such a bad day that you came home and went straight to sleep? |
yes |
| 199. Do you think sleep helps solve problems? |
no it puts them off |
| 200. Do you know what REM stands for? |
yes |
| 201. Have you ever seen Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader? |
no |
| 202. Do you say LOL or HAHA? |
not outloud |
| 203. Do you use Mozilla, Internet Explorer, Netscape or something else? |
flock |
| 204. What kind of shampoo do you use? |
hemp |
| 205. When was the last time you took a bubble bath? |
dunno |
| 206. Do you believe in yourself? |
not always |
| 207. What is on your desk? |
..... what desk? do you think im rich enough to afford one? ass |
| 208. What color are your sheets? |
red |
| 209. What color is your carpet? |
brown |
| 210. Do you read fast? |
depends on the text |
| 211. What are you in the mood to do right now? |
eat and sleep |
| 212. Why aren't you doing that? |
nothing to cook in, dont wantt to cook. dont want to sleep alone in the house |
| 213. Do you often come up with excuses because you forgot something? |
dunno |
| 214. What is one of your nicknames? |
lexx |
| 215. Do you think babies are ugly? |
very hideously ugly. and stupid |
| 216. Do you regret much? |
all |
| 217. Do you use AIM, YIM, ICQ or Windows messenger? |
no |
| 218. Do you think Canada exists? |
duh |
| 219. Do you like kangaroos? |
i dont hate them |
| 220. Are you PETA obsessed? |
no |
| 221. Why were you disappointed the last time you were? |
all dishes are dirty. no dish soap. no money to buy any |
| 222. What's your favorite lyric[s] of all time? |
dont know right now |
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