| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
Beat up by a leprachaun. You can recover from that. Maybe not the shame... |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
Shot of lemon juice of course! |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
Being shot as long as it was instantaneous |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
Get killed myself |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
Eat an entire watermelon. I like watermelon. Don't like pain |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
Throw up |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
Deaf |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
Run over by a car. In the 1800's, I would have been burned at the stake |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
Justin Timberlake |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
Actor |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
Be invisible! Think of the fun you could have with that |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
Already witchy |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
Are you serious? |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
Four boyfriends as long as they catered to my every wish lol |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
Neither sound very fun, but I'll go with envy |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
Purple eyes |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
Purple cow. Not a snake person |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
California. Like my own country thanks |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
Bake 10,000 cookies. Not a knitter |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
Live with my grandmother |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
Ugh bike ride hands down |
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