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1. Should toilet paper be pulled from under or over the roll It should be pulled OFF the roll!
2. What would you do if a midget jumped out from behind a bush and threw a cheeseburger at you I would betwitch him with an evil hex then tie him to the back of my horse with my bullet belt and drag him thru the thicket and moonlit flora on my quest to invoke paralyzing fear in the hearts of every condemned mortal's soul.
3. What is that stain on the couch Something stinky... must be a Marcol...
4. Which band is more gay - Cradle of Filth or GWAR Is this a trick question?
5. Would you rather go sledding or ride a computer chair down an icy driveway Computer chairs are my favorite, next to my broom!
6. Trolls or leprechauns Trolls are masters of the macabre.
7. Do you ever sleep hanging upside down Every freaking day.
8. Favorite color Post-It note I like the clear ones.
9. AMX or Crestron Crestron... duh!
10. Has butter ever slipped off your toast Has toast ever slipped off your butter?
11. If you were a dragon would you breathe fire or sell dishwashers I wish I had a fire breating dishwasher...
12. Plastic or metal handled scissors Black metal scissors.
13. Worst Food Network personality RAYTARD! She's the worst personality in the general population, period.
14. How many humps do you think a camel should REALLY have At least 17.
15. Sporks or shants I like to eat shants with a spork.
16. If you had to chew your own leg off would you start near the top or bottom Probably near the top so I would have more flesh to renounce to the huntress of sacrilegious icicles.
17. Do you prefer squirrels with their skin on or off It's hard to floss with a squirrel if it's missing it's skin.
18. Dani Filth or Bobi Dirt I get filthy with Bobi Dirt!
19. Have you ever eaten a jello shot with a pirate hook About two weeks ago was my first time. I don't know why I waited so long.
20. Would you rather have one, two or three or four nipples It depends on the day. I am indecisive like that.
21. Whats your favorite part of Chex Mix The buffalo goldfish.
22. Mister Cuddles or Mister Subwoofer Crouton.
23. What is the OTHER white meat Those damn necromorphic werewolves.
24. Tony Danza or a lounge chair Can I desecrate Tony Danza with the lounge chair?
25. Should jalapeno poppers be stuffed with cream cheese or cheddar cheese Cream cheese all the way.
26. Which of the seven deadly sins is the most fun I doubt I could choose just one and be able to live with myself.
27. How do you feel about water balloons It depends on how they feel about me.
28. Eye patches or peg legs I'd rather walk the plank than have to choose.
29. Black metal or death metal I have more fun with black metal. But I do love me some chainsaw butchered whores!
30. Raytard chopping with a knife or you stabbing her with a knife I want to stab that **** with some Emerilware.
31. Have you ever been abducted by aliens Yes and I caught a Virus from The Fourth Dimension when I went Into the Abyss. My Final Chapter was a Catch-22.
32. Is Jess motoring more than you In her dreams maybe...
33. Do you know the muffin man Not personally. But if you do, can you introduce me?
34. Is Bassinet of Dirt an awesome name for a band It's way better than Tormention, that's for damn sure!!
35. Would you rather have a pet that was half pengiun/half cat or one that was half lizard/half cow I have always wanted to hear a lizard moo, so I vote for the latter...
36. Do you go door to door singing Xmas carols on Halloween Doesn't everybody?
37. What comes to mind when I say 'blender' 14 frogs.
38. Subway or Quiznos Will I get flogged if I answer this?
39. Which power tool would you chase somebody with A vibrator from Excitement Video!!!! Excitement Video!!! Excitement Video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40. Have you ever seen a cat named Connie eat with chopsticks I saw him try to eat a Crouton with chopsticks once...
41. Disco balls, beach balls or meat balls Bobi's balls.
42. Do the nordic winds blow in Fredneck This is still a mystery even to certain people who live in Fredneck. Although, I bet Landin would know! Maybe we should ask him to put down the deli platter and his sword so he can school me on the perpetual, shifting ,nordic winds of Fredneck!
43. True or false: You are retarded if you own a black Honda Civic Especially true for black Civic owners whose mother is named Kandayce and she's 54 (almost 55!!!) years old and tornadoes are flying through her yard.
44. Did you ever see the evil Count Gorgonzola chasing you thru the barren trees in your crystal ball No, there was too much howling snow in the boughs for me to even see my crystal ball!!
45. Have you ever flexed your sunroof at innocent, unsuspecting people in their own home No, however I have heard of this phenomenon occuring right here in my quiet little town recently! Can you imagine the nerve???
46. Have you ever made a ghost out of a tampon Yes, then I hung it from the ceiling fan in my family room.
47. Do you hear black metal downstairs I hear it upstairs actually.
48. Ninjas, pirates or gangsters Demonic black swans.
49. What color socks are you wearing today The fuzzy ones.
50. A whole pound of bacon of half a pound of bacon A pound and a half at least. And that's just for Bobi.
51. Bedknobs or broomsticks It usually doesn't work when I try to use a bedknob to fly around.
52. Does your birthday suit need ironed Not today, It's hanging up in my closet with the bats.
53. Do you think Mario got it on with the princess after he saved her sorry ass I doubt he could get it up after eating all those mushrooms.
54. You're stranded in the wilderness with your friends. Who do you eat first Probably myself.
55. If you tried to sell your soul, would anyone buy it I have no soul.
56. Ear wax or candle wax A candle made from earwax.
57. When is the last time you licked a battery I eat the batteries whole. It really gives me the electric discharge I need to start my day.
58. What is the closest thing to you that is orange Probably the shovel orange haired Enchantress of the Downstairs Realm.
59. Would you rather smell like broccoli or have pants made out of broccoli I have 8 pairs of broccoli pants. They are the biggest thing in fashion this spring.
60. Try to type 'Feather crusted pizza dough with a side of extra basket' with your eyes closed Feather cridutg ]pxxs h[ojk rpuk d fpgr [h tviuf ,pgnp[i