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1. Explain what you think about abortion. Not my choice what you do with your own body. But, I would never do it.
2. Have you ever been on TV? Haha, local news.
3. New York or California? Never been to either.
4. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? Yes, just last night I was abducted, was quite fun.
5. Have you ever been on the radio? Hahaha, Radio Disney....
6. Do you stop to smell the roses? Sometimes.
7. Your best friend: Kelsey.
8. Have you ever had a crush on more than one person at the same time? Haven't we all?
9. Have you gone on a date? haha, yes.
10. Have you ever left the house naked? Yes, I'm not even kidding on this one either.
11. Would you live in a different country? I would, but I probably won't. : /
12. Have you ever been in a movie? Haha, uhm... well, once at school we had to make movies in groups and I was in it.
13. Do you hate someone? Only 2 people.
14. Have you ever broken a bone? Not that I knwo of.
15. Last text? "Shut up nigger and call me back"
16. You're having a bad day. Who do you want to talk to? Kelsey.
17. Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? Don't know.
18. Have you ever thrown up on a dentist? Hahah, I wish.
19. Who annoys you? Jessica Horne.
20. What is your most missed memory? ..Play care....
21. Do you want to have kids? Don't know.
22. Do you like thunderstorms? Not too much.
23. Last kiss? Evan, yesterday.
24. Have you ever peed your pants after age 8? No. Lol.
25. Do you get enough exercise? I don't know, do I?
26. Do you get motion sickness? Haha, no.
27. Have you ever cried in public? Yes, but haven't we all? I mean, whan I was a baby whenever my dad would take me to Walmart or whatever I would just cry and cry and cry.
28. Is it Pet's Mart or Pet Smart? I think Pet Smart.
29. Have you ever fallen in love with a neighbor? I don't think so.
30. Do you hold grudges? Haha, sometimes.
31. What is your favorite number? 15 or 1691523
32. How often do you visit your myspace/xanga/etc profile? ...I get on myspace everyday.
33. Tofu or bacon? Tofu, I hate bacon.
34. Coke or Pepsi? Hahaha, this is like the most asked question... ever.
35. Have you ever done yoga? Hahahaha yes.
36. Would you be my friend? Why not.
37. Do you pray? No...
38. Have you ever been in love? Doubt it.
39. What is your favorite musical instrument? Castanet... I think I spelled that wrong. But, not only is it annoying, and I love it... but, it also is the only thing I am good at. Haha.
40. Ocean or pool? Pool.
41. Watching or playing sports? Ew...
42. Have you ever been on a roller coaster? Yes.
43. Do you like seafood? Not since I heard the story about **** shrimp. Lol.
44. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? Yes.
45. Who do you want to meet? George W. Bush... that way I can ride a unicorn and pee in his fruit loops then smack his sissy ass.
46. Would you run from the police? I have before.
47. Have you ever walked more than a mile? Yes. Just yesterday I did, infact.
48. One goal you'd like to achieve this year: Stop takinf a lot of surveys. Sheesh
49. Have you ever tried to bite a dentist? Haha... honestly, yes.
50. Do you like the taste of blood? I don't know.
51. Who is your enemy? Haha, no one I don't think.
52. What is your favorite hair style? The way it is.
53. Do you know any foreign languages? Hah.
54. Name 4 things you always have with you: Underwear, pants, shirt, watch.
55. French or Italian? I hate the french.
56. McDonalds or Burger King? No?
57. Do you drink alcohol? No.
58. Do you sleep naked? Hahaha.
59. Have you ever been to a concert? Many times.
60. Have you ever kissed someone? Haven't I already answered this?
61. How tall are you? 5'3..ish.
62. Would you eat sushi? YES.
63. What are you listening to right now? Jack off Jill.
64. Mints or chewing gum? Gum
65. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? Yes
66. What's your favorite book? Eats, **** es and leaves.
67. Do you brush and floss? Yes
68. Do you smile a lot? Recently, yes.
69. Do you want to get married? Don't know.
70. Would you be president if you could? Hahaha, no.
71. Do you like sports? Eh...
72. Lace or satin? Dont care
73. Yoga or pilates? Don't care
74. Do you like tongue twisters? Yes.
75. Would you go skinny dipping? I have before
76. Group or single dates? Single
77. Have you ever had your heart broken? Dont know
78. Last time you cried? Don't remember....
79. Would you dress as the opposite sex? Haha, why not?
80. Favorite food? The kind you eat.
81. Is there happiness in slavery? HAHAHHAA, OMFG, AHAHAHAHAHA. Best question... ever.
82. Would you flip off the pope? I'd hump the Pope. Mmm, he's sexy. Hah!
83. Do you know how to drive a car? Yes.
84. Do you believe in free will? No, not really.
85. Name one person you love, and why: Kelsey, she's always there for me when I need her.
86. Do you memorize random facts? Sometimes.
87. Have you ever missed a meal because you were busy on myspace? Haha, yes.
88. Do you think you're attractive? Sometimes.
89. Do you believe in the external world? Very much so.
90. Have you ever trusted in Jesus Christ as your savior? No. The story is flawed, so I can not believe that he is actually my savior.
91. Where do you live? Memphis, Bartlett..ish. Something like that.
92. Do you believe in spontaneous combustion? YESSSSSSS. I wish I could just spontaneously combust one day... that would complete my life.
93. What is your screen name? OMG peniis stfu
94. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? Pretend as in... make up something? No... Pretend as in get paid to say I am... sure.
95. Last time you saw your mom? Like, 15 years ago.
96. Have you ever been on a cruise? Nope.
97. What is your hair color? Brown, black, blonde.
98. Would you give me $5? Hahaha, I don't even have money for me. Lol.
99. Who have you met online? A lot of people.
100. Do you have a girlfriend? No.
101. Have you ever made out with just a friend? Yes.
102. Soup or salad? SOUP!
103. Rock or rap? Dont care.
104. If you could change one thing about yourself, it would be: I wouldn't.
105. Drums or guitar? haha, dont care.
106. Would you lie to your best friend? Never. I care about her too much to lie to her.
107. Do you get along with your parents? Sometimes.
108. Have you ever prayed to Bhudda? No, but I have talked to him.
109. Would you go to college if you had a chance? Maybe
110. Would you go skydiving? Yeah, why not.
111. Do you hate yourself? Hahaha, no.
112. Where were you born? Iowa...
113. Who DID let the dogs out? I don't know. The dog catcher people?
114. Sprite or 7Up? Sprite.
115. Who do you have a crush on now? Ahah, This kid with a beard, and Evan. That's about it. Oh, and the kid with the hair.
116. Have you ever skipped school? I dropped out, nigger.
117. When do you go to bed? I usually don't.
118. Have you ever danced in public? Mhm.
119. Do you drink soda? Sometimes.
120. What is your favorite female name? LaFred.
121. What is your favorite IM acronym (lol, omg, ttyl, etc)? Roflmao omg bbq brb bbl zomg nigger.
122. Have you ever been asked for an autograph? No.
123. Pink or blue? No?
124. Weekdays or weekends? Weekend/
125. What are you wearing right now? Clothes.
126. What's your family like? let's just say my dads reatdrded, and people call my sister tuna twat, nuff said.
127. What's your favorite color? Grey, brown
128. Have you ever bought a car? Nope.
129. Do you wear cologne? Perfume?
130. Have you ever been to college? Haha, when I was a cheerleader, I had to spend like 2 weeks at college for cheercamp.. no lie.
131. When do you get up? Whenever I feel like it.
132. Have you ever told someone that you loved them? My friends.
133. Bagels or chicken? ..... Amazing question.
134. Have you ever asked someone out? Yes.
135. Have you ever been on a boat? Hahaha, yes.
136. What's your favorite song? Angels **** , devils kiss - Jack Off Jill.
137. Kleenex or Puffs? Puffs plus. : O
138. Do you like taking surveys? Yes.
139. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? Many times.
140. Do you like your neighbors? Why or why not? Yes, she makes me cookies and she's somewhat deaf.
141. What is the last thing you said to someone? Want me to make the food?
142. Do you like celebrities? No, not really.
143. What is your favorite name? Mufasa.
144. Emotional or physical pain? Physical.
145. Do you wear deoderant? YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
146. Do you believe that animals have souls? Yes, I do.
147. When you wake up, what is the first thing you think? **** , **** , piss, god damn, I'm late.
148. Do you believe in yourself? Have to.
149. Disney or Warner Brothers? OMG! This is a hard question to answer.
150. Do you wear makeup? Yeah.
151. Do you have a boyfriend? Don't know.
152. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Many times.
153. Do you cry a lot? No, not really.
154. Have you ever had a crush on the same sex? There's this one chick, I swear I thought she was a guy... But, she wasn't. : /
155. Magazines or books? Books.
156. Where did you go to school? Cordova.
157. What's your favorite car? Don't care.
158. Are you afraid of the dark? Sometimes.
159. Cell phone, land line, or talking with a mic on the computer? Cell phone I guess.
160. Day or night? Day.
161. Would you try to take over the world? I already have.
162. Are you a neat freak? No.
163. Have you ever performed on stage? Haha yes.
164. What's the best concert you've seen? Norma Jean, or The Audition.
165. Do you still use film for cameras? Sometimes.
166. Have you ever snuck anyone into your house? Yes.
167. What were you doing at midnight last night? Shower, I think
168. Have you ever gone a week without showering? Ew, no
169. Yahoo or Google? Google.
170. Do you have a blog? Yes.
171. Last time you were really really mad? I don't get mad too much/
172. Do you like holidays? Some of them.
173. Do you eat meat? Yes
174. Apple or Microsoft? Microsoft. Lol.
175. Would you kill someone? Probably.
176. Do you want to go to college? Sure
177. Do you like yourself? yeah
178. Have you ever gone to a mall? Yes
179. What is your biggest fear? Don't know.
180. Have you ever been on a motorcycle? Don't think so.
181. Do you like to learn? Sometimes.
182. Do you wear glasses? Haha, sjhould.
183. Have you ever moshed? Yes.
184. You are about to die. What do you do with your worldly possesions? Give them to someone.
185. Have you ever searched for your own name on Google? Yes.
186. Cappuccino or coffee? No?
187. Have you ever cut off a limb? hahha, no.
188. Would you have plastic surgery? Probably not.
189. What is the longest you have gone without sleeping? 4 days.
190. Have you ever been beat up? Yes. Lol.
191. Long or short hair? Short.
192. Who is your newest friend? Uh, don't know.
193. If you could punch one person, who would it be? Jessica horne. I hate her.
194. Have you ever been on a snowmobile? Dont think so.
195. Have you ever been surfing? Nope.
196. Last time you saw your dad? Just now.
197. Last phone call? Uh... don't remember.
198. Do you know how to drive stick? No.
199. Do you think Snoop Dogg sucks? haha, I love that guy....
200. Would you give money to a hobo? I have before.