| 1. I am... |
the mastermind of all evil |
| 2. My home is... |
where i lay my head |
| 3. If I had a million dollars, I would... |
blow it all on crap |
| 4. My best friend... |
always steals donkeys |
| 5. My parents taught me... |
to not get caught |
| 6. Every day... |
im a day closer to dying |
| 7. My life... |
is all i have |
| 8. If I found out my ex was gay... |
there would always be room for a third person |
| 9. Boys are... |
boys |
| 10. Girls are... |
complicated creatures |
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| 11. I hate people who... |
hate me |
| 12. Last November... |
i gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away |
| 13. Hickory Dickory Dock... |
i have a puppet sock |
| 14. The best invention ever... |
is the microwave |
| 15. I love it when... |
she rubs my tummy |
| 16. Sometimes I... |
drink far too much |
| 17. I work... |
so i can party |
| 18. GO... |
to my room |
| 19. The funniest thing that has ever happened to me was... |
falling through a window whilst doing the limbo, long story! |
| 20. God... |
i cant believe its not butter |
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| 21. Jesus... |
was shot in down town mexico this morning |
| 22. Buddha... |
bing buddha boom |
| 23. My last relationship... |
ended |
| 24. The best movie ever is... |
BoonDock Saints |
| 25. One weird fact about me is... |
just plain weird |
| 26. Stuffed animals are... |
stuffed |
| 27. I wish... |
i was a fly on the wall |
| 28. My dream last night... |
was dreamy |
| 29. My first thought waking up... |
was to call in sick |
| 30. My favorite kitchen utensil... |
knife |
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| 31. Today I ate... |
chicken and rice |
| 32. Sometimes I swear... |
like this f**k this s**t im going the f**k home f**k you a**hole |
| 33. Politics... |
is far to political |
| 34. My body... |
is a temple |
| 35. I dream one day I will... |
take over the world |
| 36. Tomorrow... |
will never come |
| 37. Love makes... |
no sense |
| 38. Sharpies... |
yeah well |
| 39. As a child, I... |
was a big problem |
| 40. The world could do with less... |
stupid iggnorant people |