| 1. How old are you now? |
[BREAK]25 |
| 2. Whats your favorite scary movie? |
[BREAK]Spice World |
| 3. Pespi or Coke? |
[BREAK]Pepsi: It doesn't taste like dung! |
| 4. Have you ever been in love? |
[BREAK]Yes |
| 5. Do you like the people around you? |
[BREAK]At the moment, no. Marty is pissing me off. |
| 6. Whats one thing you couldn't live without? |
[BREAK]Porn |
| 7. Do you work? |
[BREAK]I'm actively avoiding work. |
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| 8. Are you funny ha ha or a smartass? |
[BREAK]I'm a funny smart ass. |
| 9. Do you have any bad habits if so what? |
[BREAK]No. I'm super mega perfect. |
| 10. Do you regret anything you've done? |
[BREAK]1997 |
| 11. Whats your favorite thing to do on a rainy day? |
[BREAK]Have sex. |
| 12. What is your all time favorite book to read? |
[BREAK]Read? Are you serious? |
| 13. What are you passionate about? |
[BREAK]Helping retards make love to other retards |
| 14. When was the first time you fall in love? |
[BREAK]July 18th, 1986 |
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| 15. Do you fart in your sleep? |
[BREAK]I don't fart. Ever. I burp and it smells like hot dogs. |
| 16. Do you like the person who sent you this survey? |
[BREAK]I dont' know the person who sent this survey. I got it from a website. It was created by "thehotness79" |
| 17. Would you date this person? |
[BREAK]No. |
| 18. What is best feature on your bf or gf? |
[BREAK]I like her smile |
| 19. Who is the last person you hugged today? |
[BREAK]I've not hugged anyone today. |
| 20. Who is the last person you kissed today? |
[BREAK]No kisses |
| 21. Who is the last person you texted today? |
[BREAK]Catherine. I told her I was pooping. |
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| 22. Who is the last person you yelled at today? |
[BREAK]Marty. |
| 23. Do you smoke?drink?have sex? |
[BREAK]Not all at the exact same time. |
| 24. Whose your favorite person and why? |
[BREAK]The Gurgler |
| 25. Do you like to cuddle? |
[BREAK]Sure, why not |
| 26. Tongue or No Tongue? |
[BREAK]Both. You have to mix it up. |
| 27. What make a person successful? |
[BREAK]No being retarded or ugly. |
| 28. Do you like hard candy? |
[BREAK]I bet you like hard candy, like it up your ass! |
| 29. What is the most disgusting thing your bf or gf does? |
[BREAK]Bleed from her vagina |
| 30. Will you repost this? |
[BREAK]Probably no one. |