| 1. So...How are you doing? |
I'm filling out a **** ing survey i must be bored, actually i'm waiting for the insurance company to show up becasue the roof blew off yesterday |
| 2. What time is it? |
Beer:30 |
| 3. Are you listening to any music? If yes, what? |
no |
| 4. What color is your underwear? |
plad boxers |
| 5. If you had to be an animal for a day, what would you be? |
The horse that **** ed Catherine the Great |
| 6. What's is your relationship status? |
Springtime |
| 7. Are you happy with it? |
Very |
| 8. What's your favorite TV show? |
The manroom show |
| 9. Are you thinking of anybody right now? If yes, who? |
Yes the insurance guy, and where the hell is he |
| 10. Are you a virgin? |
i'm the 27 year old virgin |
| 11. What do you like more; sunrise or sunset? |
i'm usually not up for sunrise |
| 12. How often do you read? |
i'm reading right now |
| 13. Do you have pets? |
a dog lives in my house and we have fish that no one feeds, and the tank is about 20 gallons low |
| 14. What is your favorite season? |
memorial day-labor day |
| 15. Are you a morning or night person? |
both |
| 16. Do you still watch kids movies? |
yeah i liked Cars |
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| 17. What's your desktops background? |
my personal computer is me shooting a .50cal machine gun during the war |
| 18. What are your feelings on gay marriage? |
The intent of marriage is to promote a healty family unit to propagate the species. Gay marriage does not do that. period end of story |
| 19. Do you watch the news? |
i'm usually in the car during the news hours |
| 20. Are you a righty or a lefty? |
righty |
| 21. What's your favorite color? |
blue |
| 22. Do you know what the word 'aristocrat' means? |
not the exact definition, but its basically a person of financial significance usually with an inherited title |
| 23. Are you rebellious? |
If you conform to the stard of rebellious, does that make you a conformist? |
| 24. Do you speak any foreign languages? |
i can speak a little russian , italian and spanish, none of them well |
| 25. dO yOu hAtE pEoPlE wHo TyPe LiKe ThIs? |
yEs |
| 26. <4/\/ \|0|_| |234|) 7|-|15? |
i have no idea what that means |
| 27. Are you athletic? |
i'm not fat anymore, and semi in shape. i'm getting old though |
| 28. How many pairs of shoes do you own? |
1 pair boots, 3 dress shoes, 2 sneakers, and 1 pair sandals |
| 29. Have you ever been in a movie? |
i'm matt damons stunt double |
| 30. Do you like musicals? |
i was in them in high school, is was a good way to get **** back then |
| 31. Do you do drugs? |
no its not my thing |
| 32. Do you drink alcohol? |
yeah that is my thing |
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| 33. Would you wear the opposite sexes clothes? |
why not. |
| 34. When's the last time you kissed someone? |
monday |
| 35. Who's your best friend? |
Otis |
| 36. Do you like pizza? |
love it especially at 2 AM |
| 37. How about the dark? |
i always check the closet for the boogie man first |
| 38. Do you like to cuddle? |
i'm a great cuddler, ask anyone |
| 39. What's your biggest fear? |
sockpuppets |
| 40. Do you want kids? |
yeah 2-4 a small litter |
| 41. What's your favorite band? |
dady pop |
| 42. How's the weather? |
sunny but might rain |
| 43. Who are the 3 people you care about most? |
me myself and I |
| 44. Are you a n3rd? |
i'm an engineer what do you think |
| 45. What's your dream car? |
Pylmouth road runner superbird with 426 hemi |
| 46. What's the best present you've received in the past year? |
not really sure? |
| 47. Do you think that women should do the laundry, cook, clean, etc. or should it be split? |
if she stays at home and doesn't work then yes, if she works then split the work up |
| 48. What's your favorite sport? |
beer pong |
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| 49. Do you want to be president? |
i should be supreme lord and ruler of all i survey |
| 50. What was your favorite vacation? |
Rome |
| 51. How long was your longest relationship? |
2.5 years |
| 52. Was it worth it? |
yes |
| 53. Do you like chocolate? |
it good especially with peanut butter like in a reeses peanut butter cup |
| 54. Do you believe in god? |
someone had to create the universe |
| 55. Have you ever said "fo shizzle"? |
no, but maybe tonight i will |
| 56. What was/is your highschools mascot? |
a seagull |
| 57. Do you masturbate? |
at least 7 times a week |
| 58. Do you like to dance? |
only if i'm drunk |
| 59. What's your favorite candy? |
resses peanut butter cups |
| 60. Are you straight, gay, or bisexual? |
i'm a lesbian |
| 61. Name a lyric, any lyric; |
Jasons lyric |
| 62. Who can always make you smile? |
anyone with boobs |
| 63. Who's the last person that broke your heart? |
i guess vern but i'm not sure |
| 64. Have you ever been cow tipping? |
no |
| 65. What's the craziest thing you've ever done? |
i cant remember, but it was probably good |
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