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1. Should toilet paper be pulled from under or over the roll over
2. What would you do if a midget jumped out from behind a bush and threw a cheeseburger at you id say "were the fudge r my fries!!!"
3. What is that stain on the couch *blushes* i got abit excited b4, im sorry
4. Which band is more gay - Cradle of Filth or GWAR cradle of filth
5. Would you rather go sledding or ride a computer chair down an icy driveway sledding
6. Trolls or leprechauns leprechauns so i can steal theyre pot of gold
7. Do you ever sleep hanging upside down only on wednesdays
8. Favorite color Post-It note illuminous pink
9. AMX or Crestron aint got a clue wot either is
10. Has butter ever slipped off your toast nope cant say it has
11. If you were a dragon would you breathe fire or sell dishwashers both. i mean breathin fire aint gona pay the bills is it
12. Plastic or metal handled scissors plastic
13. Worst Food Network personality ainsley friggin harriott!!!
14. How many humps do you think a camel should REALLY have 47
15. Sporks or shants riiiiiight
16. If you had to chew your own leg off would you start near the top or bottom the bottom
17. Do you prefer squirrels with their skin on or off i like them both ways, adds abit of variety 2 my life
18. Dani Filth or Bobi Dirt wow who r these ppl?
19. Have you ever eaten a jello shot with a pirate hook no but i really wish i had b4 my 17th birthday
20. Would you rather have one, two or three or four nipples id rather hav 12 so i can breast feed all my babies at the same time
21. Whats your favorite part of Chex Mix im sure if i knew wot it woz id say the middle
22. Mister Cuddles or Mister Subwoofer oh i just cudnt choose
23. What is the OTHER white meat albatross
24. Tony Danza or a lounge chair lounge chair hands down
25. Should jalapeno poppers be stuffed with cream cheese or cheddar cheese y not both
26. Which of the seven deadly sins is the most fun gluttony
27. How do you feel about water balloons they go great with quiche
28. Eye patches or peg legs im very partial to eye patches
29. Black metal or death metal death metal
30. Raytard chopping with a knife or you stabbing her with a knife me stabbing her with a knife as she chops with a knife
31. Have you ever been abducted by aliens just once *sob* and he never calls *sob*
32. Is Jess motoring more than you most definately
33. Do you know the muffin man very well, hes usually passed out at my front door in the morning
34. Is Bassinet of Dirt an awesome name for a band -_- <( zzzzz )
35. Would you rather have a pet that was half pengiun/half cat or one that was half lizard/half cow penguin n cat
36. Do you go door to door singing Xmas carols on Halloween yup, dressed as the tooth fairy giving out easter eggs
37. What comes to mind when I say 'blender' :D cocktails
38. Subway or Quiznos subway
39. Which power tool would you chase somebody with a drill
40. Have you ever seen a cat named Connie eat with chopsticks no but ive seen a dog names collie bein eaten with chopsticks
41. Disco balls, beach balls or meat balls disco balls
42. Do the nordic winds blow in Fredneck they sure do an theyre a pain in the bkside
43. True or false: You are retarded if you own a black Honda Civic completely, i mean the drool is amazin
44. Did you ever see the evil Count Gorgonzola chasing you thru the barren trees in your crystal ball omfg yes! how did u know?
45. Have you ever flexed your sunroof at innocent, unsuspecting people in their own home u know, i havnt but i shud
46. Have you ever made a ghost out of a tampon only wen i hav guests over
47. Do you hear black metal downstairs nope, theyre playin spice girl records backwards
48. Ninjas, pirates or gangsters pirates if they r johnny depp playin jack sparrow
49. What color socks are you wearing today purple stripes
50. A whole pound of bacon of half a pound of bacon a whole pound
51. Bedknobs or broomsticks id like 2 say broomsticks but i better say bedknobs
52. Does your birthday suit need ironed not at all
53. Do you think Mario got it on with the princess after he saved her sorry ass nah her n yoshi had a fing goin on
54. You're stranded in the wilderness with your friends. Who do you eat first friends? wot does that mean?
55. If you tried to sell your soul, would anyone buy it im sure id get 25p on ebay 4 it
56. Ear wax or candle wax candle wax
57. When is the last time you licked a battery 2 minutes ago
58. What is the closest thing to you that is orange my pinky toe
59. Would you rather smell like broccoli or have pants made out of broccoli smell of it as usual
60. Try to type 'Feather crusted pizza dough with a side of extra basket' with your eyes closed feahtercrusted pixxa jouggh wwith a difr og extra nsdflrt lmfao