| 1. ) Would you rather have sex with Bill Cosby or Gary Coleman? |
aw god erm, bill cosby |
| 2. ) Would you rather have sex with Martha Stewart or Oprah? |
oprah |
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| 3. ) If you had to do one of the following everyday for the rest of your life, would you rather...A) Wear tampons as earrings or B) Wear a grill? And why? |
wear tampons as earrings, start a trend |
| 4. ) Would you rather listen to death metal or Opera at full volume all day at work for a month? |
death metal. opera does my nutz in |
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| 5. ) Would you rather have extremely bad breath or a runny nose for the rest of your life, which would you choose and why? |
a runny nose, u can always carry tissue wid ya |
| 6. ) Would you rather give a public speech (to a large crowd) on a subject you don't know too much about or give William Hung a blow job? |
lmfao i fink id go wid the BJ. im serious i h8 speakin infront of big crowds |
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| 7. ) Would you rather have anal sex with a whole football team, or a dog (and no one would no except you and the dog), which would you choose? |
football team |
| 8. ) Would you rather lick a public gas station toilet bowl clean or eat a dead rat that's been sitting out rotting in the sun for a week? |
lick the toilet bowl clean |
| 9. ) Would you rather sit in a dark cemetery alone all night, or walk through the mall naked? |
mall nakey |
| 10. ) Would you rather go back to your worse ex or be celibate for the rest of your life? Explain your answer. |
oh god erm, celibate i fink |