| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
Is getting stepped on by an anorexic elephant an option? |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
a shot of lemon juice, duhhh |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
If you shoot me, make it fast... |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
get killed myself |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
I hate watermelon but I guess I'd eat one... |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
Depends on if they're ten sexy people...orgy? lmao |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
deaf? |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
I heard that people in the 1800's made pornos...so yeah, I'd live in the 1800's! |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
Paris Hilton: she could teach me how to be a slut :-D |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
actor |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
be invisible...I have wicked ideas for that lol |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
be a witch |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
be rich, duh |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
have no one...playing with people's emotions will get you hurt. |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
envy |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
Purple eyes could be sexy! |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
A purple cow...would she have purple titties and make purple milk? |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
Cancun |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
knit a sweater, definitely |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
12 other people |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
eye surgery...laser surgery to be specific... |
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