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1. Your Name? portia
2. Your Dogs Name(s)? aint got 1
3. Your Favorite Food? burgerking
4. Your Favorite Drink? diet coke
5. Black or White? white
6. Grey or White? white
7. White? Why? coz its bright
8. Why not Black? coz its not
9. Are you a racist? nope
10. Grey is awesome, true or false? false
11. Your Religion? aint got 1
12. Your Cell Phone Carrier? o2
13. Do you Text? constantly
14. Do you IM? yup
15. Do you like cheese? not 2 much
16. What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see the word: "Menopause"? no more periods!!
17. What's the second thing that comes to mind? thats a long way away
18. Do you whatch the disney channel? only wen my little cousin is over
19. Do you like spelling? not really
20. Does the idea of "Hot sex under the moonlight in a canopy bed surrounded by exotic flowers" turn you on? abit
21. Are you a Male? nope
22. Did you answer the last 2 questions honestly? yeh
23. Are you sure? yes im friggin sure!!!
24. Did you notice that I spelled "watch" wrong on question 17? u didnt say watch in question 17 anyway
25. Did you notice that the misspelling actually occurred on question 18? yeh
26. Do you find yourself attractive? abit
27. If in some parallel universe you found a version of yourself that had the opposite sexual organs that you had...would you fuck yourself? lmfao erm i duno
28. Are you enjoying the survey? yeh its orite
29. Did you find question 27 rather disturbing? not disturbin just funny
30. Are you Homo/Lesbo? nope
31. Are you Bi/Bi-curious? nope
32. Nuts or Clams? nuts
33. Sausage or Melons? sausage
34. Rice crispy treats or Snickers? snickers
35. Do you find the person who posted this survey attractive? i dont know the person
36. Do you have 20/20 vision? eh?
37. How about 10/10 vision? ehhhhhh?
38. How about 100/100 vision? grrrr eh?
39. Do you even understand the xx/xx ratio? no!!!!! hence the ehhhhhhhhs
40. Have you ever heard of the "Quaderant Excile"? nope
41. Did you google the "Quaderant Excile"? nope cant b bothered
42. Have you ever kissed the opposite sex? yeh
43. Ever kissed the same sex? yeh
44. Ever had sex? yeh
45. Ever had Oral Sex? yeh
46. Ever done anything "Nasty" with your BF/GF? yeh
47. Catcher or Pitcher? pitcher
48. 2nd base or Home-run? home run
49. 5th street or 27th street? 27th
50. WTF!? or ?!FTW? ?!FTW
51. Coke or Rat shit? coke plz
52. Bananas or Rabies? both
53. Fruit Cake or Pound Cake? pound cake
54. Anal or Defication? anal
55. Blasphemy or Redemption? blasphemy
56. OMG or OMFG? omfg
57. Black berry or BLACKBERRY? BlAcKbErRy
58. Are you confused and/or bored? im always confused so nuffin new there
59. Do you want finish this quiz? meh
60. Are you happy? not overly happy no
61. Yes or No? yes
62. Yay or Ney? ney
63. Fuck or Suck? suck
64. Have you ever eaten raw Girble? i sure havnt
65. Does the idea of a "Hitler Zeus" scare you? mildly
66. Are you not a Jew that is a Mexican that can't spell but isn't afraid to have sex with a Monkey infected with AIDS? omfg yeh i so am
67. Do you love life? meh
68. Are you going outside after this? not at all
69. Do you love me? course i dont
70. End or Continue? oh plz do continue
71. Are you a turtle? i werent the last time i checked
72. Do you like dogs? yeh
73. Do you have an STD? sure dont
74. Is this question 74? u know, im not sure
75. Is this the last question? no, did u like this survey is the last question