| 1. Do you think that it is possible that you have a soulmate out there who you have yet to meet? |
no, if there are soulmates, i met mine. |
| 2. Do you believe it is possible to be in love with 2 different people at the same exact time? |
no. |
| 3. Why do you think it is that bad things happen to good people? |
god is bored. |
| 4. Did you ever wonder what your pets are thinking when they look at you with those puppy dog eyes? |
animals can be read. |
| 5. Is there something or someone you use as an outlet to vent when you think you might explode? |
i break **** . |
| 6. Ever wish you could crawl into a dark black hole and disappear from the world for a while? |
yea, who doesn't. |
| 7. If your significant other really wanted to visit a nudist colony would you go with him? |
hell yea. |
| 8. What about a swingers club? Are you the slightest bit curious about what goes on in those? |
curious, but i wouldn't do that. |
| 9. Do you believe in God, some higher power or nothing at all? |
i really don't know. |
| 10. What do you think are the main things that need to be done in order to keep the romance alive in relationships? |
love, sex and honor. |
| 11. If you cheated on your partner but were never found out, and then randomly years later your partner asks if you have ever been unfaithful do you tell the truth or do you lie? |
truth, but i don't cheat. |
| 12. In your teen years, did you feel the need to change who you were to fit in and if so, what made the ones you wanted to fit in with so important that you were willing to compromise your integrity to be in their group? |
no. i was myself and people hated me. |
| 13. Were you the type who threw wild parties in high school or were you more often going to wild parties somewhere else? |
i went to parties. occasionally threw them. |
| 14. Did you grow up in a town where you were judged based on money and the car you drove or do you come from a more down to earth, less snobby part of town? |
the best of both worlds i guess. |
| 15. Do you get a pang of jealousy when you find out that someone you know, and do not like very much, gets something that you have wanted for as long as you can remember? |
no. |
| 16. If your partner has an affair while in a committed relationsip with you, do you seek revenge on him, on her or the both of them and if so, by what means to you take your revenge? |
both of them. i'm an **** . |
| 17. When your partner eventually wants forgiveness, would you be able to forgive him for the way in which he wronged you or do you show him the door without having to give it a second thought? |
maybe a second chance, it depends. |
| 18. When you have chilsren of your own, how do you feel you will discipline them and do you feel it is okay to use spankings as a form of discipline? |
i won't hit my kids. |
| 19. Have you ever gotten lost driving around in a vehicle that had on-star? |
no. |
| 20. Have you ever used any form of drug and if so, which was your drug of choice and do you still use it? If not, do you miss it at all? |
i've done many drugs. and quit them all last year. |
| 21. Do you actually like the taste of alcohol? What is it about being drunk that makes you want to do it as often as possible? |
i don't drink anymore either. |
| 22. Are you always completely honest with your friends or do you agree with me when I say some things are better left unsaid to protect the innocent? |
i'm brutally honest with everyone. |
| 23. You are visiting your best friend to finally meet her fiance and it turns out that you and the fiance have an almost undeniable chemistry between you, do you allow anything to happen? |
no, friends are more important. |
| 24. Have you ever gotten so wrapped up in your own lies that you lost sight of what the truth was in the first place? |
no. |
| 25. I'm bringing sexy back. Tell me one fad that you are bringing back. |
no, i brought sexy back. and tube socks. |
| 26. Please explain to me why a "god" or a "higher power" would allow the must unspeakable forms of violence and abuse happen to the most innocent of all, the children. |
because there is no god. |
| 27. Do you believe that we are all part of some master plan or that we are free thinkers choosing our own destiny? Do you find it easy to believe or hard to believe that we may indeed be living a life that was already predetermined for us? |
fate plays some parts, if we choose to follow it. |
| 28. If your partner was spending too much time on a video game and you wanted his attention would you stand in front of him naked or would you rather throw the video system to the curb? |
stand naked. but i don't date game-addicted losers. |
| 29. Do you believe that sometime in the span of our lives we may actually have hover boards and cars that fly through the air? |
we're working on it already. |
| 30. If you were trying to catch a flesh eating shark which of your friends would you throw in the water to use as bait? |
haha, none of them. jeez. |
| 31. When you have an argument with your partner who usually gives in first? |
we don't fight, just debate. |
| 32. Do you sometimes give in just for the sake of ending an argument that has already gone on for too long? |
no. |
| 33. Does it annoy you when something from the past gets dredged up that has absolutely nothing to do with anything that is happening in your life at the moment? |
yea, that's pointless. |
| 34. At this moment are you holding in a really juicy secret that you just want to spill? |
nope. |
| 35. Are there any skeletons in your closet that you fear may one day reappear one day? |
uh, i guess theres one. but it's kind of known and unspoken. |
| 36. Are you ashamed of anything you have done in the past? If so, why do you think you did the things you are now ashamed of? |
i don't have regrets. |
| 37. The one person you were in love with for the better part of your life tracks you down and admits that you were the one he let get away. You are in a relationship with someone else but you have never let your first love go. What do you do? |
i really don't know. |
| 38. How long can you live a lie before the lie becomes your reality? |
i don't live lies. |
| 39. What purpose are we serving by living a life that is eventually going to be taken from us anyway? |
to learn. |
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| 40. Do you live your life afraid of the unknown or are you willing to embrace it? |
fear it, yet embrace it. |
| 41. Has there ever been a point in your life where you wanted to give up and what gave you the strength to keep going? |
yea. |
| 42. Do you ever cry for no reason and if so, do you feel better afterwards even though there was nothing wrong to begin with? |
i rarely cry without a reason. |
| 43. Ever wonder how some people have the audacity to say they are better than someone else when they do not even know the person they are judging? |
they're arrogant insecure **** s. |
| 44. Ever want to know just how cuckoo the chocolate bird would go for just one more cocoa puff? |
duh. |
| 45. How do you eat a bowl of lucky charms? |
with a spoon. |
| 46. Tell me some things about yourself that you actually are a little bit embarrassed to say you do. |
eh, if i do anything embarrassing you'll know it. |
| 47. If you love the one you are with but the sex has gotten so boring and routine that you have no interest at all, what are you going to do to change that? |
have better sex. |
| 48. Have you ever just put a lot of big words together, not even knowing the meaning of them, just to make yourself sound more intelligent or impressive? |
no. i stutter to find the right word. |
| 49. Don't you agree that other people will always initially judge you by one thing or another even while claiming that they are not that kind of person? |
it's human nature. |
| 50. Have you ever lost touch with a friend you were once extremely close with because you just got too busy to be bothered? |
no. if they mattered they're still in my life. |
| 51. Do you ever think that your problems are more important than anyone else's? |
if they are. |
| 52. Valentine's Day is coming up and you a fairy comes to you telling you that for one night you can take your love wherever you choose, do whatever you want and money is no object, what are you going to plan? |
the beach, the boardwalk and dinner. |
| 53. Do you think a person can live happily alone for an entire lifetime or do you believe that love is what makes the ride worthwhile? |
love is something everyone should experience. |
| 54. Do you ever look back on the time in your life when you were so naive and want to slap yourself for the things that made you feel like the world was ending? In hindsight, don't you wish those were your biggest worries now? |
we all grow and look back on being young and dumb. |
| 55. Do you finally realize that most of what our parents warned us about growing up really was for our own good? Don't you want to kick yourself for not listening to them sometimes? |
no, i like the life i've lived. |
| 56. Do you think you get unfairly judged by the people you surround yourself with? |
No Answer |
| 57. When you are ready to get married, how important is it to you to like their family or is it a non-issue for you? |
No Answer |
| 58. Do you think Webster really made up all of those words and definitions in the dictionary? |
No Answer |
| 59. If a genie came to make you a fly on the wall, tell me where you are going and what you are listening to. |
No Answer |
| 60. Are you comfortable in your own skin or do you maybe want to wear someone else's once in a while? |
No Answer |
| 61. Do you believe Notebook type romances happen or do you think it happens only in the movies? |
No Answer |
| 62. What is the one thing from your past that you still carry guilt around over? Do you think it will ever go away? |
No Answer |
| 63. Did you have a happy childhood or was it more pain and hard times than smiles? |
No Answer |
| 64. Do you find fault in your parents for something that you have done? |
No Answer |
| 65. How easy is it for you to admit when you are wrong and apologize? |
No Answer |
| 66. Did she have a privileged upbringing or did you family struggle to make ends meet and either way, how did you feel about that? |
No Answer |
| 67. You go through a drive through and pay with a $20 and get a $100 bill in return. Do you tell them they made an error or do you take the money are run? |
No Answer |
| 68. Do you have any words of wisdom or favorite quotes that have become words you live by? |
No Answer |
| 69. Are we going to agree when I say that blow pops are far better than tootsie pops and you can get to the gum center quicker? |
No Answer |
| 70. Be honest, does it turn you on to think about all the naughty things you could be doing if you weren't so shy? |
No Answer |
| 71. You are in the middle of hot, steamy love making when the condom breaks and the only ones you have left expired a year ago, but this has been the hottest sex you have ever had, what do you do? |
No Answer |
| 72. Did you ever have a babysitting job? If so, isn't it so true that the main reason we babysat at all was to be able to raid all the snacks in the house? |
No Answer |
| 73. Do you ever wonder why Vanna White has not aged in the past 20 years? |
No Answer |
| 74. Aren't you a little concerned over the fact that you once owned a Tiffany or Debbie Gibson CD? It's ok to admit it. |
No Answer |
| 75. Do you know every lyric to Ice, Ice Baby? How about the Fresh Prince theme song? |
No Answer |
| 76. If you are constantly trying hard to fit in somewhere, ever think that maybe you just don't fit there? |
No Answer |
| 77. Does everything happen for a reason or does it happen to screw with our minds? |
No Answer |
| 78. Have you ever called 867-5309 just to see if Jenny would answer? |
No Answer |
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| 79. How many times have you called 911 just to see how fast it would take for the police to show up? |
No Answer |
| 80. Can you honestly say that you have never stole money from the bank when playing Monopoly? |
No Answer |
| 81. In the movie Dirty Dancing, isn't the best part when he says nobody puts Baby in the corner? |
No Answer |
| 82. Do you ever get the urge to play the right left right right left game in the car just to see where you might end up? |
No Answer |
| 83. Did you ever feel like really harming your dogs because they just won't stop barking? |
No Answer |
| 84. Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling and if so, how do you resolve that issue? |
No Answer |
| 85. Which is worse, saying nothing and wishing you had or saying too much and wishing you had not? |
No Answer |
| 86. What one place in the world do you feel the most at home and at peace? |
No Answer |
| 87. What is the one thing that you could not live without now that you know it exists? |
No Answer |
| 88. Do you go to the gym just to say you went to the gym or do you actually work out when you are there? |
No Answer |
| 89. Have you ever wanted to get physical with some random hottie and not ever know what his name is? |
No Answer |
| 90. If you meet a guy who is ugly as sin but has the sexiest voice you have ever heard, do you think you could get turned on if you kept your eyes shut the entire time and just listened to the sound of his voice? |
No Answer |
| 91. Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't. Ever have that problem? |
No Answer |
| 92. Did you hear that Snickers really satisfies? |
No Answer |
| 93. What would you do for a Klondike bar? |
No Answer |
| 94. Do you ever run through a grassy field in slow motion just to do it? |
No Answer |
| 95. Do you ever wonder why dogs bark when the wind blows? Isn't it annoying? |
No Answer |
| 96. Admit it. You secretly desire to be a World Wrestling superstar. |
No Answer |
| 97. Ok. If not then definitely one of those Diva chicks. |
No Answer |
| 98. Did you ever find out why glue doesn't stick to the inside of a bottle? |
No Answer |
| 99. Why do you think they call them hot dogs when they actually come from pigs and not dogs? |
No Answer |
| 100. When you are in a chinese restaurant and hear a cat's meow, do you get a little nervous? |
No Answer |
| 101. Cheese is mold and we eat it right? And no one gets sick from it. So, with that being said, do you ever have the urge to taste a little piece of mold off of something ancient in your fridge just to see if by chance it tastes like cheese? |
No Answer |
| 102. Do you think George Washington really chopped down cherry trees or do you think that someone made it up and it just kind of stuck? |
No Answer |
| 103. I agree that white lies are okay to tell every so often but how many white lies do you think it takes before it becames just as bad as a regular lie? |
No Answer |
| 104. Do you have ill will towards men that think that stay at home mother's do nothing all day but eat bon bons? |
No Answer |
| 105. How about men that cheat on their wives and then try to make it out to be like it was the woman's fault they cheated? |
No Answer |
| 106. Which do you think came first, the pickle or the cucumber? |
No Answer |
| 107. Do you think if you sat on top of a birds nest that you would be able to help the chickies hatch? |
No Answer |
| 108. Who came up with the names of the little random objects that you don't even realize have names because they are that disregarded? |
No Answer |
| 109. Is it an orgy when you have a group of 4 people having sex or it it a 4some and then tell me what number is it when it has officially reached orgy status? |
No Answer |
| 110. Tell me the one person from your childhood that you wonder about most often, not in a sexual way, just to wonder what the hell they ended up doing with their lives? |
No Answer |
| 111. How much fun would it be to have an Elementary school reunion instead of a high school one? Do you think I should start up a petition of some sort? |
No Answer |
| 112. Is there one memory that you can particularly recall which has scarred you for life from something you might actually like or enjoy? |
No Answer |
| 113. Don't you agree that little lap dogs are the most adorable things in the world but once they start their yapping they become ugly as hell and you want to wring their necks? |
No Answer |
| 114. Have you ever thought about joining the circus just to have the acrobats teach you the secret to flexibility so you can use it in the bedroom? |
No Answer |
| 115. Be honest, if you are having sex in a spot where you can see your reflection in a mirror, how many times do you peek? |
No Answer |
| 116. At what age did you think it was no longer socially acceptable to play with your barbie dolls even though you secretly really wanted to still play with them? |
No Answer |
| 117. Speaking of Barbie, how many times did you strip her and Ken naked and make them do it? |
No Answer |
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| 118. How many boxes of cracker jacks do you think you need to open before you actually get the good prize? |
No Answer |
| 119. How many times can you watch your favorite movie before it officially become more of an obsession? |
No Answer |
| 120. Let's say you are standing around the roulette table in Vegas and someone walks up to you and says, I am receiving a lucky vibe off of you, then you get handed the biggest wad of hundreds you have seen and this person says bet it all on one numer. What number are you going to choose and why? |
No Answer |
| 121. Do you ever feel like you might have an anxiety attack while watching Deal or No Deal? |
No Answer |
| 122. Have you ever bought prescription pills online, such as vikes or percs, just so see if it really could be done. |
No Answer |
| 123. Don't you sometimes wonder why in the hell they made us take so many classes in school that have not been and will never be pertinent to our real lives? |
No Answer |
| 124. Do you agree with me when I say that aside from teaching us to read, write, do basic match and learn the stuff even the kids at the special olympics know, that it was pretty much a waste of time? |
No Answer |
| 125. Can you actually remember the first time you looked at yourself in the mirror and thought, damn I look cool? |
No Answer |
| 126. Did you wear Hot Doggers with Keds and EG socks and think you actually looked good? |
No Answer |
| 127. At one point in your life you had those really crunchy spiked bangs, admit it. |
No Answer |
| 128. Do you think Uggs are the modern day Justin boots? |
No Answer |
| 129. Can you actually believe that we wore those tight ass farlow jeans with shirts tucked in and bloused out and thought that was good fashion sense too? |
No Answer |
| 130. Do you sometimes wish you kept all of those charm necklaces that you had when you were young? And what about those Gear pocketbooks? Do you sometimes wonder how in the hell those ugly things ever became a trend? |
No Answer |
| 131. Did you ever own a pair of those black sunglasses with the neon sides? |
No Answer |
| 132. Ever think in your head that you could dance just as well as Paula Abdul only to be sadly introduced to the truth? |
No Answer |
| 133. Did you fantasize about sleeping with the entire football team or was it something that just naturally occured for you? |
No Answer |
| 134. If you were a cheerleader and the handsome QB asked you to shake your pom poms for him before asking you to place them in your special place, do you think you would have? |
No Answer |
| 135. What are the odds that this survey is so much better than any other one labeled random that you have seen? |
No Answer |
| 136. Do you think a compulsive liar is incapable of telling the truth or do you think they are so used to lying that they do it even when there is no need for it? |
No Answer |
| 137. When you eat a Hershey Bar do you want the plain one or are you a rebel and do you get the one with almonds? There are never enough almonds in those are there? |
No Answer |
| 138. When you eat a Kit Kat do you seperate the four wafers or do you eat it as a whole? |
No Answer |
| 139. Ever tried to squeeze the cream out of a twinkie just to see if it would be at all possible? |
No Answer |
| 140. Do you think you could guess approximately how many oompa loompas it would take Willy to skim the chocolate river as if it were a pool? |
No Answer |
| 141. Have you ever fantasized about re-enacting that scene from Showgirls where they have that really steamy sex scene in the pool? You just wet your pants a little thinking about it, didn't you? Don't be shy. |
No Answer |
| 142. How insanely cool did you think you were when your parents let you take their cell phone out with you for the very first time? Didn't you pretend to talk on it even though there was no one there just to appear to be that cool. |
No Answer |
| 143. You totally lied in that last one, didn't you? It's ok, I forgive. |
No Answer |
| 144. Have you ever watched Jeopardy and wanted to smack Alex Trebek for thinking he is smarter than everyone else even though he has the answers written down in front of him? |
No Answer |
| 145. Do you agree with me when I say that any one of us could probably beat his ass at his own show? |
No Answer |
| 146. Have you ever wanted to submit your name to go onto a television game show? Don't lie. You know at one time you at least considered it. |
No Answer |
| 147. When you go to buy something big and flashy that you actually only want for one reason, do you seriously listen when they start explaining it to you in its entirety or do you cut them off and just say thanks. |
No Answer |
| 148. When does sarcasm reach the point of obnoxiousness? |
No Answer |
| 149. Can you easily amuse yourself or do you need to be surrounded by others in order to have a good time? |
No Answer |
| 150. Does the name Aunt Jemima bring back any blessed childhood memories for you? |
No Answer |
| 151. Do you think you will be okay with the fact that at one point in your life, your children are going to hate you more than anything in the world? How do you think you will handle that? |
No Answer |
| 152. When you imagine your self dead, are you happy? |
No Answer |
| 153. Why do they sew your eyes shut when you die? Just curious. I did always wonder. |
No Answer |
| 154. Do you think that Oompa Loompas really do exist somewhere in the world and why do you think they had green hair as opposed to some other random color. |
No Answer |
| 155. Did you ever watch the wizard of oz just to see the dude who hung himself in the tree? |
No Answer |
| 156. Do you agree with me when I tell you that the government hides the truth from the americans and that we started a war we cannot finish because we have a president that would be better off looking for waldo? |
No Answer |
| 157. Do you vote? If so, do you actually listen to the political views and all of that garbage or do you just vote for whomever is the popular choice? |
No Answer |
| 158. Ok, I'll end this now, but let me ask you something... Was this way better than the usual age sex location crap? |
No Answer |
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