| 1. What is yout first and middle name spelled backwords? |
[BREAK] hplodnar yerffej |
| 2. Do you have a favorite family tradition? What is it? |
[BREAK]I like the Christmas Hooker Beatings. You do it for Jesus. |
| 3. Do you collect anything? What? |
[BREAK]I collect potato chips that look like other potato chips. |
| 4. What is the craziest thing you have ever done? |
[BREAK]Back in the day, my friend Joe and I created a game. It starts off with a chocolate bar in your butt. Then, you take a **** . Then the other player picks up a piece and, using only his mouth, has to decide if it's Chocolate or Poop. We called it "Chocolate or Poop." |
| 5. If you could go back in time, where would you go? |
[BREAK]I'd go forward. Get me a hoverboard. |
| 6. Are you related to a celebrity or famous person? |
[BREAK]Moses was my uncle, or something. |
| 7. Tell us something you can do or have done, that would surprise us? |
[BREAK]I've seen you naked. |
| 8. How many last names have you had? |
[BREAK]Just the one. |
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| 9. Have you ever driven a motorcycle? |
[BREAK]No. I have not. |
| 10. Worst job you ever had? |
[BREAK]Well, today it'd probably be this one. I'm bored out of my **** ing mind. I've nothing to do. No one is here. I just have to sit here for hours. There's nothing even fun to do on the internet. Thanks alot, Barracuda. Go **** yourself. I can't even do that. Cause it'd be pretty weird. I'm at work. Sicko. |
| 11. Best job you ever had? |
[BREAK]I guess it'd still have to be this one. I mean, I've been here for 3 and a half hours. I've had a free bagel. I haven't done any work and I've made like $90. |
| 12. What would you do if they cancelled Myspace? |
[BREAK]I don't think you can cancel a website. |
| 13. Would you..... |
[BREAK]Sure. Like I said, I'm really bored. |
| 14. Would you rather have a lot of brothers and sisiters or be an only child? |
[BREAK]Only child |
| 15. Would you rather eat sushi or snails? |
[BREAK]Sushi. |
| 16. Would you rather jump out of a plane or bungee jump? |
[BREAK]I've been bungee jumping. Watch the video on my page. |
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| 17. Would you rather get candy or flowers? |
[BREAK]Candy |
| 18. Would you rather get a tooth pulled or get a ticket? |
[BREAK]Get a ticket. Why would I want a tooth pulled? |
| 19. Would you get a divorce for $1,000,000,000? |
[BREAK]Sure. A billion dollars? Are you kidding me? I'd blow a guy for a billion dollars. |
| 20. Can you....... |
[BREAK]Probably. I'm pretty awesome |
| 21. Crochet? |
[BREAK]No. Because I love vagina. |
| 22. Sew? |
[BREAK]Probably. |
| 23. Do the splits? |
[BREAK]No. I have a giant **** and balls |
| 24. Swim? |
[BREAK]Yes. Only people without limbs can't swim. |
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| 25. Ice skate? |
[BREAK]Dude, I had a dream I was ice skating in new york. **** that's a gay **** dream... |
| 26. Keep a secret? |
[BREAK]Yes |
| 27. Do a cartwheel? |
[BREAK]If I wanted to. But I don't. |
| 28. Write with both hands? |
[BREAK]Yes. |
| 29. How many.... |
[BREAK]37 |
| 30. How many states have you been to? |
[BREAK]Let's find out, shall we. Pennsylvania. New Jersey. New York. Delaware. Maryland. Virginia. Georgia. North Carolina. South Carolina. Florida. California. Nevada. Arizona. I think that might be it. How many is that? |
| 31. How many kids do you have? |
[BREAK]Zero. |
| 32. How many pets do you have? |
[BREAK]One crazy **** named Colby. Yesterday he some how knocked the brita filter off the sink while jumping to the counter. How do you even do that? Also, I discovered if you blow air in his face it really freaks him out. |
| 33. How many cars have you had? |
[BREAK]Lets find out, shall we? There was that first really crappy one. Then there was the neon. Then the sunfire and now the Elantra. What's that? Four. Four. I've had four cars. This answer has been made possible by a grant from the Chubb Group. |
| 34. How many hours do you spend in the computer? |
[BREAK]probably alot. 8 hours at work. 3 hours on the toilet... |
| 35. How did you like this survey? |
[BREAK]It was ok. |
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