| 1. Would you date someone older than you? |
uh huh |
| 2. Have you ever gone to a public school? |
kind of |
| 3. Lace or satin? |
satin |
| 4. Do you have any tattoos? |
one |
| 5. Meat or veggies? |
potatoes |
| 6. Have you ever driven a Ferrari? |
several times |
| 7. Dogs or cats? |
catdog |
| 8. What's your favorite store? |
khols |
| 9. Have you ever moshed? |
i hate melissa |
| 10. Have you ever been asked for an autograph? |
yes |
| 11. Do you think you're attractive? |
several times |
| 12. Do you brush and floss? |
i brush |
| 13. Do you have a bad life? |
no |
| 14. Explain your religious beliefs. |
god is whore pussies like my mom |
| 15. Explain what you think about abortion. |
killing um fine with me i dont care |
| 16. Do you have any collections? |
numerous fetus |
| 17. Have you ever been asked out? |
not by a fetus |
| 18. Do you like photography? |
no but i like pornography |
| 19. Are your parents still together? |
only on weekends |
| 20. Do you send chain letters very often? |
nooooooooooo |
| 21. How often do you visit your myspace/xanga/etc profile? |
everyday |
| 22. Have you ever seen Switchfoot in concert? |
no? |
| 23. Do you consider yourself religious? |
poof. |
| 24. Do you believe in yourself? |
indubididly |
| 25. Your crush's first name: |
orange |
| 26. What does the world need more of? |
apricots and vaginas |
| 27. Favorite day of the week? |
wednesday eleventeen |
| 28. What would you change about the past? |
ceaser and adam and eve i would kill them both |
| 29. What is your hair color? |
poop.......wait what day is it |
| 30. Your first crush: |
jimmy |
| 31. Why are they called fingers if they don't fing? |
oh but they do |
| 32. Have you ever been in a movie? |
yes i was in xmen 3, and debbie does dallas 69-77, i was dallas |
| 33. Would you do drugs? |
YES just kdding.... |
| 34. Abercrombie or Hollister? |
melissa's closet |
| 35. Do you memorize random facts? |
yes. |
| 36. What is your heritage? |
im a mutt, anglo-saxon mixed breed mungrul, im a halfracin |
| 37. Do you like yourself? |
i could say dirty thingfs but i wont...nonono do not type that |
| 38. Have you ever considered suicide? |
o yeah no giggle giggle...i float too much, death by pleasure |
| 39. Have you ever been late to work because of myspace? |
whats myspace? |
| 40. When do you go to bed? |
in a little bit |
| 41. Are you a neat freak? |
noooooooo |
| 42. Tastes great, or less filling? |
yes |
| 43. Status quo or radical change? |
peanut butter |
| 44. Will the world end in fire or ice? |
carmel syrup, except europe gets marshmallow fluff |
| 45. Do you like the band Radiohead? |
only when they're giving it |
| 46. Have you ever been suspended from school? |
yes for having sex with...no nevermind |
| 47. Last time you were really really mad? |
3 years from now |
| 48. Have you ever kissed someone in the rain? |
the rain kissed someone in mine....what color? why do you always ask this question |
| 49. Have you ever been camping? |
i used to go camping uderneath the xmas tree |
| 50. What is the longest you have gone without sleeping? |
one night |
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| 51. Do you know any foreign languages? |
latin,pigeon,bigalow,funga |
| 52. Would you lie to your best friend? |
of course |
| 53. Do you read much? |
i read books on cd |
| 54. Have you ever had your heart broken? |
yes it was sad i cried a lot |
| 55. Right handed? Left handed? Both? |
yes |
| 56. What is your favorite musical instrument? |
harpoooooooooooooooooon and a skin flute |
| 57. Have you ever been toilet papering? Why? |
i was toilet trained, i blow my noose w/ toilet paper...my buttocks hurts, i need more fat on my bottucks |
| 58. How do you usually dress? |
myself...........down |
| 59. Would you try to take over the world? |
yes |
| 60. Have you ever been on a motorcycle? |
yes |
| 61. What is one thing that annoys you? |
these questions aaaaaaand bugs |
| 62. What's one unique thing about you? |
webbed feet |
| 63. Who is the most unique person you know, and why? |
daddyo bc he was born in africa and hes a founling and he has a tip on his nose |
| 64. Have you ever been in an accident? |
no |
| 65. Would you live in a different country? |
scotland or ireland or europe but not japan, maybe mexico |
| 66. Do you like thunderstorms? |
no |
| 67. What's your favorite movie? |
barney, fantasia only the first one |
| 68. What is your most missed memory? |
the one i forgot |
| 69. Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman? |
dr suess |
| 70. Do you know how to drive a car? |
no |
| 71. Dominos or Pizza Hut? |
spagetti pizza |
| 72. Do you like to learn? |
no. |
| 73. What's your favorite album/CD? |
the non scratched one |
| 74. Have you ever been racist? |
im not racist i only say racist things |
| 75. Have you ever been to college? |
i went there once |
| 76. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? |
yeahs |
| 77. Do you shower daily? |
no |
| 78. Say something annoying. |
meeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr nanana boo boo stick your head in dodo |
| 79. Do you wear deoderant? |
when i remember |
| 80. Who do you want to meet? |
old man disney, father time, uncle bill |
| 81. Your best friend: |
me |
| 82. Have you ever been on a plane? |
no but ive been in one |
| 83. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? |
yeah |
| 84. What is your favorite sport to watch? |
sex and figure skating |
| 85. Math or science? |
no thank you |
| 86. Do you wear cologne? |
no i wear perfume |
| 87. Do you have a soul? |
camera took it |
| 88. What if you had three wishes - what would you wish for? |
three more wishes |
| 89. TV or movie? |
tv |
| 90. Would you live on another planet if it were possible? |
i do now every tuesday |
| 91. Do you cry a lot? |
no |
| 92. Do you wear glasses? |
finger glasses |
| 93. How tall are you? |
4.5 hands, 13 hotdogs |
| 94. Jeans or skirt? |
naked |
| 95. Have you ever walked more than a mile? |
yes |
| 96. Last text? |
wtf |
| 97. What is your eye color? |
7 |
| 98. Would you have sex before marriage? Why or why not? |
no bc jesus will shun me |
| 99. Favorite celebrity? |
johnny depp |
| 100. Do you like depressing music? |
only if its funny |
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| 101. Have you ever bought a car? |
no i got 3 free |
| 102. What was the last insult you received? |
**** |
| 103. Do you get enough exercise? |
no |
| 104. Have you ever met a celebrity? |
uh huh |
| 105. Emotional or physical pain? |
giggle |
| 106. Have you ever had a crush on the same sex? |
no |
| 107. Have you ever been expelled from school? |
yes |
| 108. What is your screen name? |
chilihopper |
| 109. Collar popped or normal? |
i dont care |
| 110. Have you ever prank called someone? |
yeeaahs |
| 111. What do you do most when you're bored? |
nothing thats why im bored, and then i think about jacking off until i fall asleep |
| 112. Are you ghetto? |
fo sho |
| 113. Have you ever failed a grade? Why? |
no |
| 114. Do you believe in love? |
silence |
| 115. Would you smoke? |
your mom |
| 116. Last time you spent $100, and what for? |
court |
| 117. Mom or Dad? |
duhhhhh i love my parents like i love 8 |
| 118. What is something you know that most people don't? |
42 |
| 119. Pancakes or waffles? |
leggo my eggo, with pancack, we make real waffles |
| 120. Yahoo or Google? |
yagle |
| 121. Happy or depressing music? |
happy |
| 122. Would you sell your soul to the Devil? |
ummmmmmmmmmmm only if he was good looking...which one....how much |
| 123. Are you registered to vote? (And have you yet?) |
in 32 countries |
| 124. Have you ever committed suicide? |
successfully several times |
| 125. Have you ever been on a boat? |
yessss |
| 126. Watching or playing sports? |
play |
| 127. Snakes or rabbits? |
pigeons |
| 128. Do you play an instrument? |
poorly the spons and a stor of david tamboinre |
| 129. Last hug? |
not yet |
| 130. What's the sickest you've ever been? |
pretty damn sick....in mexico |
| 131. Do you like taking surveys? |
what survey? |
| 132. Who is your oldest friend? How long have you known them? |
chris kringal all my life, brenty long time |
| 133. Pain or no gain? |
what the **** is wrong with you |
| 134. Do you ever cook? |
yes |
| 135. Do you like your name? |
which one |
| 136. Do you believe in love at first sight? |
um no lust yes |
| 137. Have you ever gone to a mall? |
no |
| 138. Have you ever licked a battery? (and if you haven't WHY NOT, it's fun!) |
yes |
| 139. Have you ever told someone that you loved them? |
for money |
| 140. Have you ever been drunk? |
for money |
| 141. Sneakers or flip-flops? |
sneakers |
| 142. Disney or Warner Brothers? |
warner brothers and their sister dot |
| 143. What's your favorite book? |
the first book never written, the book with all the spells in it |
| 144. Would you date someone you met online? |
nehhhhhhhh no get a life |
| 145. Tofu or bacon? |
bacon falvored tofu, tofu flavored bacon |
| 146. Do you still use film for cameras? |
yes |
| 147. Would you dress as the opposite sex? |
for money |
| 148. Do you own a car? |
no |
| 149. Do you eat meat? |
not very well |
| 150. When is your birthday? |
once a year |
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| 151. Name 4 things you always have with you: |
me myself i and tickle feather |
| 152. Boxers or briefs? |
camando |
| 153. Have you ever been high? |
have you? when i was on the plane |
| 154. You're having a bad day. Who do you want to talk to? |
no im not, john paul III, hanz christian anderson or the dough boy, becky simmons |
| 155. What is your favorite type of music? |
my kind |
| 156. Who have you met online? |
my mom |
| 157. What is your favorite flavor in general? |
sweet |
| 158. Where did you last go on vacation? |
cuba |
| 159. Have you ever written a song? |
no |
| 160. What store would you choose to max out a credit card? Why? |
money store |
| 161. Last phone call? |
not yet |
| 162. What is something you wish you were better at? |
ping pong.../telling the truth, morphing, transmutating, walking on water wouldbe cool |
| 163. Do you like cats? |
on a stick |
| 164. What was the last insult you GAVE? |
oh u know |
| 165. What is your favorite name? |
coshana dragamist, mugsy magerkcole |
| 166. Have you ever searched for your own name on Google? |
yes |
| 167. Where do you live? |
in a house in my body |
| 168. What would you NEVER change about the past? |
the future |
| 169. Have you ever been surfing? |
on tv in idaho |
| 170. Is it Pet's Mart or Pet Smart? |
pets r us, pitty pat pet no co to store eat grass like everyone else |
| 171. Do you want to get married? |
r u asking? |
| 172. Do you love someone? |
everyone well except herbie |
| 173. Have you ever snuck anyone into your house? |
yes |
| 174. What is your dream job? |
stay at home daddy |
| 175. Have you ever shoplifted? |
shops are to heavy to lift |
| 176. Would you chug beer? |
no |
| 177. Hamburgers or cheeseburgers? |
cheez, fish, bacon |
| 178. Do you ever use your full name? |
no |
| 179. Who DID let the dogs out? |
melissa and andy |
| 180. French or Italian? |
scotland, polenisian |
| 181. Name one person you love, and why: |
silence mving on |
| 182. Are you a health freak? |
yep |
| 183. Shorts or pants? |
squirt |
| 184. Do you have a boyfriend? |
yes |
| 185. Would you be president if you could? |
can i be god instead |
| 186. Have you ever peed your pants after age 8? |
i peed on someone elses |
| 187. Have you been on drugs? |
yes i have peed on drugs |
| 188. Have you ever gone rock climbing? |
many times |
| 189. What was the last movie you saw in a theater? |
holiday |
| 190. Do you get annoyed easily? |
stop asking me this question before i kill you |
| 191. Do you personally know any bums? |
uh huh |
| 192. Have you ever cried in public? |
yes one time |
| 193. Have you ever been high... on life? |
uh huh its called no sleep |
| 194. Coke or Pepsi? |
orange crush, root beer or appl juice |
| 195. Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point? |
uh huh i throw up at cedar point |
| 196. Last time you used the bathroom? |
today |
| 197. Do you have any pets? Why? |
puppy bc dad said i couldn't, 642 spoders, i cockroach, anda possum who's going to get the cat pregnant |
| 198. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? |
yes um do i count krista when she was drunk? |
| 199. Have you ever skipped school? |
nope not one minute |
| 200. Hot or cold? |
tempate |
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