| 1. Whats your fav color? |
[BREAK]Giant monkey |
| 2. How tall are you? |
[BREAK]Five foot nine |
| 3. Whats your fav thing to do? |
[BREAK]Bang |
| 4. Would you like to be kiss in the rain? |
[BREAK]Would I like to be? I don't care at all. Not even a little. |
| 5. Hugs or Kisses? |
[BREAK]Kiss my penis. That's actually my favorite pick up line. It's pretty good if you can withstand a few punches. |
| 6. Hve you ever punched someone in the face? |
[BREAK]I don't think so. |
| 7. Whats your kind of music? |
[BREAK]I actually invented Jazz. |
| 8. Who do you love? |
[BREAK]I love your mom. In fact, we've been wanting to talk to you. In a few weeks, I'm gonna be your new daddy. And, early next year you're gonna have a little brother or sister. But that doesn't mean your mother and I will love you any less. Well, I will. I mean, let's face it, you're just the baggage that comes with your mom. I'll never truly care about you. In fact, I can't wait till you leave the house. If I have any chances, I'll send you away to boarding school. My true child will be spoiled rotten. You'll get nothing from me. |
| 9. How much do you love them? |
[BREAK]96 |
| 10. What would you do for them? |
[BREAK]Not fart while getting blown. |
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| 11. Whats one thing you love about them? |
[BREAK]Boobies |
| 12. If you could be anywhere where would it be? |
[BREAK]In the bed. |
| 13. If you had billion bucks what would you do with it? |
[BREAK]Everything. Do you have any idea how much a billion dollars is? |
| 14. Sunset under a tree laying on the grass or sunset on the beach laying on the sand? |
[BREAK]The beach. Who the **** wants to lay under a tree with bugs and **** ? |
| 15. How much would you kiss,hug, and say i love you to your guy/girl? |
[BREAK]I have a limit actually. It's 412. All added up together. After I've hugged, kissed, or said I love you 412, I never do any of them again. |
| 16. Whats your middle name? |
[BREAK]Super Awesome |
| 17. Whats your eye color? |
[BREAK]Brown |
| 18. Whats your fav movie? |
[BREAK]Porn. LOVE porn! |
| 19. Do you dance? |
[BREAK]No, I do not. When I try, I get told to sit dwon. |
| 20. Do you play an instrument? |
[BREAK]I play the vag. |
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| 21. Group or single dates? |
[BREAK]Single. **** . |
| 22. Your crush's first name? |
[BREAK]Arnold. |
| 23. Do you hold grudges? |
[BREAK]NOt really |
| 24. What size shoe do you wear? |
[BREAK]80 12 |
| 25. Would you date someone older than you? |
[BREAK]I think I might |
| 26. Do you drink soda? |
[BREAK]I'm debating going to get a coke zero righ tnow |
| 27. Do you ever cook? |
[BREAK]I made a grilled cheese sandwich yesterday |
| 28. Do you smoke? |
[BREAK]All the time |
| 29. Have you ever kissed someone in the rain? |
[BREAK]What is your deal with that. |
| 30. Do you smile a lot? |
[BREAK]Sure |
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| 31. Do you laugh a lot? |
[BREAK]No. I simply say "I have found events of the recent past humorous." |
| 32. Do you like yourself? |
[BREAK]I kick ass. |
| 33. Do you like poetry? |
[BREAK]No. **** that **** you taggof. |
| 34. How do you usually dress? |
[BREAK]T-shirt and jeans. |
| 35. Do you believe in God? |
[BREAK]eh |
| 36. Would you do drugs? |
[BREAK]Would I? Not in the next hour. |
| 37. Sunrise or sunset? |
[BREAK]Sunset. |
| 38. Have you ever written a song? |
[BREAK]No. |
| 39. Do you cry a lot? |
[BREAK]No but I get tired of surveys |
| 40. Why do you cry? |
[BREAK]Because a nail went into my testicle |