| 1. What's your name? |
Alex. |
| 2. How old are you? |
18 |
| 3. Do you like chic flix? |
Meh. |
| 4. Do you use AIM? |
No. |
| 5. How about MSN? |
Yes. |
| 6. Where do you go to school? |
I don't. |
| 7. Are you going to college? |
Went. |
| 8. Favorite saying: |
"Meh." |
| 9. Best friend(s): |
They know who they are. |
| 10. Favorite Hobby? |
Myspace. |
| 11. What do your bedsheets look like? |
Uh. Bedsheets. |
| 12. What stereotype would you place yourself under? |
NONE! |
| 13. What do you take when you have a headache? |
Nuerofen. |
| 14. What kind of internet do you have? |
Broadband. |
| 15. What is the most expensive thing you own? |
Laptop or iPod. |
| 16. Have you lost anything lately? |
Nah. |
| 17. Describe your favorite pair of socks: |
Eh. Black ones. |
| 18. Do you know who Ghandi was? |
Yes. |
| 19. Write a sentence that makes sense, but all the words have to start with "H". |
No. |
| 20. Are you dating anyone? |
NO! |
| 21. What annoys you the most about them? |
Who? |
| 22. Has anyone ever grabbed your butt? |
Maybe. |
| 23. Have you ever had a Runza sandwich? |
No. |
| 24. Do you like slushies? |
No. |
| 25. Do you have a 7-Eleven in your town? |
No. |
| 26. Can you recite a bible verse here and now without consuting a bible? |
No... but the shortest sentence in the Bible is "Jesus wept.". |
| 27. Favorite cuss word: |
Haaaaaha. |
| 28. Favorite silly word: |
Meh? |
| 29. Describe your personality in 5 words: |
No. |
| 30. Favorite song lyric: |
Too many. |
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| 31. Nastiest food ever: |
Most! |
| 32. Does anyone even eat liver? |
I don't know. |
| 33. What is/was your GPA in high school? College? |
GPA? Not in the US. |
| 34. What are you a addicted to? In other words, you are a _____________aholic? |
Harry Potter. Maccas. Chippies. Coke. |
| 35. Do you sleep a lot? |
Well, when I can. Go to bed late, get up late. Work nights, go to bed late, wake up early. |
| 36. What is your usual daily calorie intake? |
Pfft as if I count. |
| 37. Do you think you are fat? |
Not fat... just not particularly healthy. |
| 38. Who is the most annoying person ever? |
No comment! |
| 39. Do you own a beanbag chair? |
No =( |
| 40. How about a banana chair? |
No. |
| 41. Directors chair? |
Yes. |
| 42. Movie theatre seat? |
No. |
| 43. Ever stolen a street sign? What Street? |
No. |
| 44. How do you like your muffin? |
Wasn't that said in Mean Girls? |
| 45. Did you automatically think Mean Girls when you read the above question? |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes. Yes I did. |
| 46. Have you seen Forrest Gump? |
Yes! |
| 47. Do you have to pay for your own hair cuts? |
Yeah. |
| 48. Do you wear an apron when bake? What's it look like? |
I wear an apron at work... it's a waisted one. Navy blue. |
| 49. What is your position on COFFEE? |
It smells sooo good, but tastes like crap. |
| 50. Do you like mushrooms? |
No. |
| 51. How about spicy food? |
Yes! |
| 52. Will you try anything once? |
No. |
| 53. ...Even Russian Rouellette? |
Do I look stupid? |
| 54. Polka dots or stripes? |
Dots... no stripes... I don't know. |
| 55. Rodeo or strip club? |
Oh yeah, strip club all the way. Pfft. |
| 56. Meat or tofu? |
MEAT! |
| 57. Carpet, hard wood, or tile? |
Carpet. |
| 58. "Apartment" or "Flat"? |
Apartment. |
| 59. Have you ever really stopped to think how weird it is you have ancestors that lived in the 1700's? |
Um no not really. |
| 60. Related to anyone famous? |
No. |
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| 61. Who do you live with? |
Parents and cat. |
| 62. Do you like "gangstas"? |
"No." |
| 63. What is the most that you would be for a pair of shoes? |
$90 |
| 64. What do you think of when I say "love"? |
Love Actually. |
| 65. Where would you go if you had to run from the law? |
Um... I really don't know. |
| 66. Where to you think Osama bin Laden is hiding? Or is he dead? |
Who cares? |
| 67. When do you think people will be able to actually colanize on the moon? |
Pfft. |
| 68. Do your good friends just walk into your house, or do they knock first? |
Uh, knock/ring the doorbell... we tend to close our front door... |
| 69. Do you eat breakfast? |
Kinda, I have an apple. |
| 70. Have you ever driven from New York to Italy? |
Uh. You can't. |
| 71. If you even thought that was possible, you're retarded. Did you even think twice? |
Pfft. |
| 72. What year did the Titanic sink? |
1920? 1916? I really don't know. |
| 73. Is Elvis still alive? |
No. |
| 74. Can you prove it? |
No. |
| 75. Tell me a secret. |
No. |
| 76. Best age: |
18! |
| 77. Worst age: |
16 |
| 78. Do you own any records? |
Yep. |
| 79. What is something that you can do with foil? |
Cook stuff in it. |
| 80. Name everything you can think of to do with a paperclip. |
No. |
| 81. How about everything you could use a bra for? |
Uh. |
| 82. You are camping. Name everything you would bring, aside from food and clothes and the tent/camper. |
Alcohol. Torch. Water. Toilet paper... and a porta loo hahahaha. |
| 83. Do you use gas station bathrooms? |
If I have to. |
| 84. Do you have family in another country? |
Yes yes, my awesome uncle and his thousands of children and 'lovely' wife are in France. |
| 85. What would you do if you lost both your legs? |
Die. |
| 86. Do you know the difference between INTERpersonal and INTRApersonal? |
Perhaps... |
| 87. How long do you think you'll live? |
I don't care. |
| 88. What do you think would be the most interesting way to die? |
Don't know. |
| 89. Have you ever gotten in trouble at school? What for? |
Not studying, failing, talking in class, attitude. |
| 90. What do maggots turn into? |
Flies. |
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| 91. The above answer would be flies. What does your fly swatter look like? |
Don't have one. Used to! Had a flip flop on the end of it. |
| 92. Would you ever date someone with a 10 year age difference? |
No. |
| 93. Would you marry for money? |
Maybe, depends on how desperate I was. |
| 94. Have you ever dreamt of living in the Playboy Mansion? |
No! |
| 95. Should girls have short hair? |
Why shoudln't they? |
| 96. Should boys have long hair? |
Yeah! |
| 97. Do you think women should have to register with the military just like guys when they turn 18? |
**** no. I wouldn't. |
| 98. Ever been to a banquet? |
No. |
| 99. If you had to re-do the american flag, what would you make it look like? |
**** off. |
| 100. Would you ever wear your jeans inside out in public? |
Yeah? |
| 101. Would you like to fingerpaint for a living? Why? |
No. Because I'm not artistic. |
| 102. Would you still drive if gas prices shot up to $20 a gallon? |
I don't drive right now. |
| 103. Are you bitter? |
Probably. |
| 104. If you are, why? |
Meh. |
| 105. When is the last time you received a back rub? |
=( |
| 106. Do you have your Social Security number memorized? |
My what? |
| 107. How about your drivers license number? |
No. |
| 108. Do you own any stock? |
Yeah! |
| 109. Mechanical or regular pencils? |
Mechanical. |
| 110. Too cold or too hot? |
Too cold. |
| 111. Doughnut or omlet? |
Donut!!!! |
| 112. Poptarts or Toaster Strudels? |
Ew. Hahahaha Mean Girls again. |
| 113. Does your dream house have a fence around it? |
Possibly. |
| 114. Best form of birth control: |
The pill. Fixes bad skin as well as protecting against pregnancy. Raaaaaad! |
| 115. Should nicotine be legal? How about marijuana? |
Nicotine IS legal... isn't it? In cigarettes? I don't know. |
| 116. Should they lower the drinking age? |
No! |
| 117. What are your views on abortion? |
Depends on the circumstances. I'd seriously consider it if I was in that circumstance (as in if I was pregnant, right now). |
| 118. What about homosexuality? |
No problems. |
| 119. Do you like rap music? |
NO! |
| 120. Is sex the same as love? |
No no no no no no no no no no. |
| 121. Oh, and what is your favorite color? |
Purple. |