| 1. Do animals go to Heaven? |
sure |
| 2. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? |
yes |
| 3. Chocolate or vanilla? |
chocolate |
| 4. What is your favorite type of ice cream? |
chocolate |
| 5. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? |
**** no |
| 6. Have you ever gone to a public school? |
yes |
| 7. Is it Pet's Mart or Pet Smart? |
who cares |
| 8. Last text? |
hey whats up |
| 9. Have you ever met a celebrity? |
sort of (tom cruise) |
| 10. Name one person you hate, and why: |
clay money.. enough said |
| 11. What is/was your favorite subject in school? |
lunch |
| 12. Have you ever walked more than a mile? |
yea |
| 13. Do you like yourself? |
no i hate myself because im NOT a loser |
| 14. Have you ever searched for your own name on Google? |
no because i have a life |
| 15. Are you registered to vote? (And have you yet?) |
no |
| 16. Do you look like your mom or your dad? |
hahaha |
| 17. Favorite month? |
may |
| 18. Boxers or briefs? |
two words.... free ball |
| 19. Who is the quietest person you know? |
kelsey |
| 20. Have you ever stolen something over $20? |
yea |
| 21. Sneakers or flip-flops? |
flipflops |
| 22. Explain what you think about dating. |
why not |
| 23. What was the last compliment you GAVE? |
you look great |
| 24. Pink or blue? |
blue |
| 25. Have you ever told someone that you loved them? |
my whole family |
| 26. Who is your oldest friend? How long have you known them? |
grandpap lue (92) since i was 3 |
| 27. Is there happiness in slavery? |
what the **** type of question is that of course not |
| 28. Have you ever been on a road trip? |
yea |
| 29. Your best friend: |
dani |
| 30. Would you date someone older than you? |
duh |
| 31. Do you believe in life after love? |
yea |
| 32. Who have you met in real life after meeting them online? |
keira |
| 33. What's your favorite book? |
books blow |
| 34. Last time you used the bathroom? |
a coupe hours ago |
| 35. What do you wear to bed? |
nothing |
| 36. What's your favorite song? |
shiny happy people - R.E.M. |
| 37. Have you ever been camping? |
yea |
| 38. Have you ever cut off a limb? |
sure pleanty of times |
| 39. Who do you talk to most on the phone? |
jones |
| 40. Have you ever seen Nine Inch Nails in concert? |
no |
| 41. Would you set yourself on fire? |
is there alcohol involved? |
| 42. Do you believe in free will? |
yea |
| 43. Who annoys you? |
clay money... enough said |
| 44. Where is your favorite place to be? |
bed |
| 45. Sunrise or sunset? |
night time |
| 46. Do you wear perfume? |
of course |
| 47. Have you ever been surfing? |
yea |
| 48. Last kiss? |
my mommy |
| 49. What kind of music do you hate? |
classical |
| 50. Last time you were really really mad? |
idk |
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| 51. Do you drink alcohol? |
yea |
| 52. Have you ever bought a car? |
no |
| 53. Tastes great, or less filling? |
who the **** cares as long as its food |
| 54. Who do you trust? |
myself |
| 55. Do you get along with other people's parents? |
not really |
| 56. What does the world need more of? |
boobs |
| 57. Do you get motion sickness? |
no |
| 58. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? |
for money |
| 59. Have you ever been on a roller coaster? |
yea |
| 60. Do you wear makeup? |
when im playing dress up |
| 61. Do you like photography? |
not really |
| 62. Do you have any piercings? |
my penis, both nipples, and my tongue... all pierced together |
| 63. Have you ever been late to work because of myspace? |
no |
| 64. Do you drink soda? |
yea |
| 65. Do you want to talk to anyone right now? |
sure |
| 66. Cell phone, land line, or talking with a mic on the computer? |
how about in person |
| 67. Do you have a cell phone? |
yea |
| 68. Have you ever trusted in Jesus Christ as your savior? |
yea |
| 69. What sports do you play? |
soccer |
| 70. What is one thing that annoys you? |
clay money.. enough said |
| 71. Do you want to die? |
why the **** would i want to die |
| 72. Have you ever thrown up on a dentist? |
my dad is a dentist.... so yes |
| 73. Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? |
i'd like a girlfriend |
| 74. What would be the best way to die? |
umm... not to die |
| 75. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? |
yea |
| 76. Have you ever fallen in love with a neighbor? |
no |
| 77. Who can you tell anything to? |
jill |
| 78. Who is the stupidest person you know? |
kelly jones |
| 79. Do you ever use your full name? |
yea |
| 80. Do you believe in aliens? |
no |
| 81. Do you have any pets? Why? |
2 cats... because my parents bought them |
| 82. Would you go to college if you had a chance? |
yea |
| 83. Do you cry a lot? |
no |
| 84. Abortion or adoption? |
i was adopted, and abortion sucks.... so neither keep it you **** |
| 85. What is your favorite number? |
mine |
| 86. Land or water? |
both |
| 87. Fridays or Ruby Tuesdays? |
both |
| 88. Have you ever been dumped? |
yea |
| 89. Do you like arcades? |
not really |
| 90. Have you ever been on a motorcycle? |
yea |
| 91. Flip-flops or slippers? |
flip flops |
| 92. Pain or no gain? |
neither |
| 93. What is your favorite female name? |
sheniqua |
| 94. Do you smoke? |
smoke what? |
| 95. What if you had three wishes - what would you wish for? |
money, all knowledge, and to live forever |
| 96. Apple or Microsoft? |
both are rich so who cares |
| 97. Have you gone on a date? |
yea |
| 98. Have you been on drugs? |
no |
| 99. Do you get annoyed easily? |
no |
| 100. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? |
no |
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| 101. One best friend or many good friends? |
one best friend |
| 102. Do you stop to smell the roses? |
sure... if i had a vagina |
| 103. Have you ever made a promise you'd die to keep? |
yea |
| 104. Do you have a girlfriend? |
no |
| 105. Have you ever gone a week without showering? |
no |
| 106. Favorite city? |
j town |
| 107. Have you ever driven a Ferrari? |
i wish |
| 108. What would you change about the past? |
hugh jackman being born |
| 109. Do you believe in soul mates? |
sure |
| 110. What grade are you in? |
10th |
| 111. Who do you talk to most on IM? |
idk |
| 112. Will the world end in fire or ice? |
i really hope it doesnt |
| 113. Who is the most boring person you know? |
c tassell |
| 114. Favorite type of sock? |
a clean one |
| 115. Where did you get your last email from? |
idk |
| 116. Have you ever been homeless? |
technically yes |
| 117. What was the last insult you GAVE? |
i told mrs. jones her cooking is worse than dog food |
| 118. Have you ever been on a boat? |
yea |
| 119. Do you like taking surveys? |
i dont care |
| 120. Grandma or grandpa? |
they are both boring |
| 121. Favorite website? |
www.nakedchicks.com |
| 122. Do you like depressing music? |
www.penisland.com |
| 123. You or your love? |
my love |
| 124. Last hug? |
buggy |
| 125. Do you like the band The Arcade Fire? |
no |
| 126. Do you personally know any bums? |
yea crazy george |
| 127. What is your favorite emoticon? |
idk |
| 128. Last phone call? |
jones |
| 129. Where is your favorite place to live? |
home |
| 130. Group or single dates? |
single |
| 131. Have you ever been on a cruise? |
23 |
| 132. Do you sleep naked? |
sometimes |
| 133. Favorite comic strip? |
im not a nerd |
| 134. New York or California? |
cali |
| 135. What do you think of reality TV? |
it blows |
| 136. Have you ever been racist? |
no |
| 137. Do you like cats? |
yea |
| 138. Do you like cows? |
no |
| 139. Have you ever kissed someone? |
yea |
| 140. Logic or art? |
logic |
| 141. Are your parents still together? |
yea |
| 142. What is something you wish you were better at? |
basketball |
| 143. Who is the skinniest person you know? |
the anorexic twins that jog all around abacoa |
| 144. Have you ever made out with just a friend? |
i think so |
| 145. Disney or Warner Brothers? |
idk |
| 146. Would you be president if you could? |
sure |
| 147. Movie at home or in a theatre? |
home |
| 148. Can you write with both hands? |
yea |
| 149. Do you get along with your parents? |
sometimes |
| 150. Have you ever cried in public? |
when i was little |
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| 151. Do you know how to drive stick? |
no |
| 152. How are you feeling right now? |
good thanks |
| 153. Do you hate someone? |
clay money.. enough said |
| 154. Have you ever been in an accident? |
yea |
| 155. Have you ever had your heart broken? |
no i think it still works |
| 156. Do you like seafood? |
yea |
| 157. Do you like the band Radiohead? |
yea |
| 158. Have you ever been high? |
hehe |
| 159. Do you know how to drive a car? |
yea |
| 160. Dogs or cats? |
both |
| 161. What's your favorite animal? |
my penis... its called the beast |
| 162. Have you ever tried to bite a dentist? |
my dad is a dentist... so yes |
| 163. Would you smoke? |
smoke what? |
| 164. What is your favorite flavor in general? |
idk |
| 165. How easily do you trust people? Why? |
not very easily because people are selfish |
| 166. Kleenex or Puffs? |
as long as it works |
| 167. What is the longest you have gone without sleeping? |
32 hours |
| 168. Have you ever gone to a private school? |
no |
| 169. Watching or playing sports? |
both |
| 170. Hug or kiss? |
kiss |
| 171. Why are they called fingers if they don't fing? |
i dont care |
| 172. Do you celebrate Christmas? |
yea |
| 173. Have you ever been drunk? |
yea |
| 174. Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman? |
i dont know them |
| 175. Have you ever yelled at a telemarketer? |
yea |
| 176. Your crush's first name: |
jackie |
| 177. Have you ever failed drivers' ed? Why? |
no |
| 178. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? |
no |
| 179. What were you doing at midnight last night? |
playin ps2 |
| 180. Do you believe that animals have souls? |
idk |
| 181. What is your favorite male name? |
luke |
| 182. Have you ever done yoga? |
no... i have a penis |
| 183. Do you like the taste of blood? |
im not a freak |
| 184. Explain your religious beliefs. |
catholic... enoguh said |
| 185. Jeans or skirt? |
skirt |
| 186. Do you believe in Heaven? |
yea |
| 187. Would you cry if MySpace stopped working? |
no because im not a nerd |
| 188. Who did you last talk to? |
jones |
| 189. For a guy: short or long hair? |
i am a guy, but mine is short |
| 190. Long or short hair? |
i just answered |
| 191. How many times a day do you go on myspace? |
maybe 1 |
| 192. Last time you saw your dad? |
20 minuites ago |
| 193. Meat or veggies? |
meat |
| 194. Have you ever kissed someone in the rain? |
yea |
| 195. What name brand do you wear the most? |
luke's closet |
| 196. What is your dream job? |
male stripper/giggalo |
| 197. Would you chug beer? |
yea |
| 198. Do you hate yourself? |
no... im happy |
| 199. Explain your political beliefs. |
i dont vote for retarded people |
| 200. Say something annoying. |
clay money |