| 1. THE BASICS... Name? |
Rogers, Elliot |
| 2. Gender? |
male |
| 3. Sexuality? |
heterosexual |
| 4. Age? |
16 |
| 5. Height? |
5'9" |
| 6. Weight? |
105 |
| 7. Eye color? |
brown |
| 8. Hair color? |
brown |
| 9. Race? |
human |
| 10. Piercings? |
no |
| 11. Where? |
this looks like my drivers licence would if I ever had one |
| 12. Tattoos? |
no |
| 13. YOUR CRUSH... How long have you known this person? |
longer than I can remember |
| 14. How did you meet this person? |
I really have no idea |
| 15. What made you like him/her? |
I just can't put my finger on it |
| 16. Does (s)he have any piercings? |
yes |
| 17. Does (s)he have any tattoos? |
I don't think so |
| 18. Smoker or nonsmoker? |
non, I hope |
| 19. Favorite thing about this person? |
they are... them |
| 20. Does (s)he know you like him/her? |
I don't think so, but I think they may suspect something |
| 21. Does (s)he like you, too? |
I don't know |
| 22. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE... Color? |
I've settled on green |
| 23. Flower? |
I don't have one |
| 24. Type of pants? |
the pants kind |
| 25. Type of shoes? |
shoes |
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| 26. Tv show? |
House |
| 27. Song? |
Glass Onion |
| 28. Movie? |
too many, can't decide |
| 29. Food? |
err... spaghetti? |
| 30. Game? |
I don't know |
| 31. Candy? |
I don't eat much candy |
| 32. Book? |
The Stand |
| 33. Place to go? |
VA |
| 34. Website? |
www.sabukudo.com <-- Go there |
| 35. THIS OR THAT... Burger King or McDonald's? |
mcdonalds |
| 36. Subway or Firehouse Subs? |
subway, never heard of the other |
| 37. KFC or Popeye's? |
I went to an unsanitary KFC once, so I'll have to go with popeyes |
| 38. Pizza Hut or Domino's? |
dominos |
| 39. Chocolate or vanilla? |
vanilla |
| 40. PINK TEAM OR BLUE TEAM? |
blue team I guess |
| 41. White or black? |
both |
| 42. Dark or light? |
light |
| 43. Right or left? |
right |
| 44. Wet or dry? |
I don't really care |
| 45. Cold or hot? |
somewhere in the middle |
| 46. Sunny or rainy? |
either way |
| 47. On or off? |
on? |
| 48. Top or bottom? |
I don't know |
| 49. Up or down? |
why are you asking me all these questions? |
| 50. Against a wall or against a door? |
a.. wall... I suppose... |
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| 51. In the closet or out? |
This is really confusing me |
| 52. Covered or uncovered? |
un... I don't know |
| 53. Radio or cd? |
cd |
| 54. Sony PSP or Nintendo DS Lite? |
I haven't even so much as touched either of those |
| 55. AIM or MSN? |
neither |
| 56. Laptop or desktop? |
desktop, my laptop sucks |
| 57. Private or public? |
private |
| 58. Rich or poor? |
in the middle |
| 59. Love or money? |
love |
| 60. Sharp or dull? |
depends on what you're talking about |
| 61. Hard or soft? |
"".................................." |
| 62. Thick or thin? |
"".................................." |
| 63. Long or short? |
"".................................." |
| 64. Water or fire? |
water |
| 65. Crayola or Rose Art? |
crayola |
| 66. Emails or letters? |
emails |
| 67. Sidekick or Blackberry? |
I don't know |
| 68. Prepaid or monthly? |
i don't know |
| 69. MTV or BET? |
neither |
| 70. LAST... Picture you took? |
i don't know |
| 71. Thing you bought? |
i don't know |
| 72. Person you talked to? |
someone but I'm too tired to remember who. |
| 73. Person you called? |
it smells like pee in here |
| 74. Person who called you? |
I'm getting suspicious of the dog. |
| 75. Text message you received? |
or maybe it was andrew |
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| 76. Text message you sent? |
either way, it smells horrible |
| 77. Clothes you wore? |
I can see andrew grinning over there. |
| 78. Type of underwear you wore? |
I bet he hasn't left runescape to use the toilet all day |
| 79. Thing you said? |
jeez, the stink is getting worse. |
| 80. Show you watched? |
all the little pee pee people dancing around me |
| 81. Place you went? |
pointing and laughing as i wrinkle my nose in disgust |
| 82. Thought you had? |
well, I'll show YOU, little pee pee people. I'll show you |
| 83. Dream you had? |
just wait and see... |
| 84. HOW MANY DO YOU OWN? Cell phones? |
none. anyway, my nose is burning |
| 85. TVs? |
I sure do bet it's andrew |
| 86. Computers? |
oh, too many times has he done things like this to me |
| 87. Dvd players? |
I can only suspect it is he, summoner of the pee |
| 88. VCRs? |
look at how he plays runescape, making money in pure glee |
| 89. CDs? |
and without knowing it I just proved that I suck at poetry |
| 90. DVDs? |
I didn't even try to make it rhyme, but it just did. |
| 91. Pairs of shoes? |
oh, the stink, it worsens |
| 92. Belts? |
GRAB ME THE PLIARS, AND I'LL PLUCK YOUR |
| 93. Watches? |
what was that? |
| 94. Rings? |
oh yeah, I don't have any |
| 95. Necklaces/chains? |
no |
| 96. Bracelets/wristbands? |
is this intended towards females? |
| 97. AND FINALLY... Do you regret taking this survey? |
I think it is slightly... improper... to gear this toward females |
| 98. Are you glad it's almost over? |
I think males and females should be treated equally |
| 99. Would you do it all over again? |
or, maybe I'm just too tired to think straight. |
| 100. Will you post it on your page? |
good night. |