| 1. Are you a Health Freak? |
as far as bikes go - I prefer Ducati's to ten-speeds... |
| 2. Have you ever been to college? |
I've been to one...I think I had a drink at the pub on campus ;) Technical school kids rule...HA! We all GOT jobs! Take that University Losers! |
| 3. Are you a member of the mile high club? |
I'm not only a member but the President as well...wait - what are we talking about? |
| 4. Do you like your neighbors? Why or Why not? |
Are you serious?? This question is too perfect...please refer to blog... |
| 5. Would you kill someone? |
Sure, if they were holding the last pair of slingback heels in the world - or the last coffee...either way |
| 6. Do you have any piercings? |
I just discovered that my earring holes in my ears haven't grown in...I'm impressed ;) |
| 7. Have you ever been arrested? |
Okay. What are we counting here? Juvenile? Put in car and booked?...I'm not answering... |
| 8. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? |
well my cat sleeps with me out of pity every night... |
| 9. How many times have you had an orgasm in one night? |
*giggle* oh you with your questions...just relax... |
| 10. Have you ever stolen something? |
Blinking light signs anyone? |
| 11. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? |
Yowza! Are you kidding? How flattering... |
| 12. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so what is your favorite? |
Perfume ...umm...cool water |
| 13. Tan or Pale? |
Spray on or fake-and-bake? |
| 14. Planes or Buses? |
Do i want to fall to my death from the skies or go careening off of a narrow highway? |
| 15. Diamonds or Gold? |
Diamonds baby ;) |
| 16. Who did let the dogs out? |
I freakin' hate dogs...hold on...I have to kick a puppy, I'll be right back... |
| 17. Orange Juice or Apple Juice? |
none, thanks. |
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| 18. Do you play an instrument? |
okay. there are too many nasty comments i can make about this one...i'll leave it alone - where did that dog go? |
| 19. Do you shower daily? |
alone?? |
| 20. If you could go anywhere right now where would you go? |
I'd go to NY...the city ;) |
| 21. Have you ever made out with just a friend? |
Okay...who's stalking me and writing these questions? umm... Welcome to my New Years ;) |
| 22. Would you date someone younger than you? |
Nope. Sorry. I am NOT picking you up from your parents house. Or driving you around. |
| 23. Would you date someone older than you? |
Of Course ;) I likes the older men |
| 24. Could you live without sex? |
But could sex live without me? |
| 25. snakes or rabbits? |
on a plane? Where did that freakin' dog land? |
| 26. Have you ever search your own name on google? |
How else am I going to figure out what a stalker sees? |
| 27. What is your favorite type of movie? |
Drive-in ones |
| 28. What is your favorite type of music? |
Don't really have a genre but I swear if I have to listen to Jack Johnson through my apartment wall one more time I'm going to kick at least two puppies... |
| 29. Do you own sex toys? |
no, I rent...what the ? |
| 30. Have you ever commited suicide? |
There are so many things wrong with this sentance... |
| 31. spit or swallow? |
Gum? Swallow? Only when surprised ;) |
| 32. Ever starred in your own film? |
Every day |
| 33. Do you believe in aliens? |
Have you met the creepy guy in my building? |
| 34. How do you vent anger? |
Oh! I found the puppy...he landed over there...come here...come here puppy... |
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| 35. What is your favorite word? |
abso **** inglutely |
| 36. Good or Evil? |
i can do both....i mean BE both ;) |
| 37. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? |
Why do you think my cat pity sleeps with me ....sniffle...sniffle |
| 38. Logic or Art? |
are those the two wierd guys from the office down the hall? |
| 39. Do animals have souls? |
Everything has a soul...except puppies. |
| 40. Do you think you are attractive? |
Compared to a girl I once met who bites her own toenails, I'm doing alright... |
| 41. Do you like Holidays? |
Which one? Billie? |
| 42. What are you wearing right now? |
come one now...we were doing so well...don't be creepy.... |
| 43. Have you ever done Porn? |
*sigh...I'm going to have to find another puppy unless you smarten up... |
| 44. Rough or Sensual? |
...here puppy, I've got a treat for you...come closer... |
| 45. Do you smoke? |
Okay - now we are back to normal. |
| 46. Do you believe in Love? |
Hey...Abso **** inglutely |
| 47. Do you hate anyone? |
I hate the trainee at Starbucks who makes my life hell every morning...i think she's been training for two years now... |
| 48. Last time you saw your mom? |
Last weekend ;) |
| 49. Cats or Dogs? |
Are you serious? I like the **** cats... |
| 50. Do you like seafood? |
eek! Allergic** |
| 51. Have you ever met a celebrity? |
Yup |
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| 52. Do you believe animals have souls? |
Again? |
| 53. Where did you last go on vacation? |
*sigh...Calgary...I'm ashamed...just keep that between us okay? |
| 54. Lace or Satin? |
huh? |
| 55. Mints or chewing gum? |
Gum...but I do swallow when I am surprised remember so be careful... |
| 56. Have you ever danced in Public? |
Does Howdy Dowdy have wooden balls?? |
| 57. Do you believe in Hell? |
I believe in what goes around comes back around baby |
| 58. Last speeding ticket? |
6 years ago...I believe Ty was just saying for me to slow down and then...well...I'm blaming you Ty - you distracted me. |
| 59. Do you like to drive fast? |
Changing lanes is for racecar drivers |
| 60. Would you concider it fun to have the cops chase you in a pursuit? |
Would it be fun to get shot at and then featured on To Serve and Protect?? |
| 61. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? |
Sure...contact me for corporate dinners, family reunions, etc.... |
| 62. Do you like to Kiss? |
*giggle...yes |
| 63. Are you a good Kisser? |
Unless they all lied and then I will have a lot of puppy kicking in my future... |
| 64. What is your favorite color? |
Green |
| 65. Are you tired of this survey? |
Very |
| 66. Who was your last dream of? |
that's private |
| 67. Who are some of your favorite performers? |
umm...what kind of preformers? |
| 68. Are you Happy right now with your life? |
Actually yes. |
| 69. What is your favorite position? |
For work? On the baseball team? what are we getting at? |
| 70. Are you tired of doing this survey? |
I'm going to go now...I have a puppy kicking appointment at 6. |
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