| 1. I am... |
whatever you say I am |
| 2. My home is... |
full of children, some mine, some not |
| 3. If I had a million dollars, I would... |
buy a bigger house |
| 4. My best friend... |
which one? |
| 5. My parents taught me... |
how to be dysfunctional |
| 6. Every day... |
I do laundry |
| 7. My life... |
is fascinating |
| 8. If I found out my ex was gay... |
that would explain ALOT |
| 9. Boys are... |
small men |
| 10. Girls are... |
emotional |
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| 11. I hate people who... |
are mean to me |
| 12. Last November... |
oh ... I'm not going there. |
| 13. Hickory Dickory Dock... |
hahaha Andrew Dice Clay |
| 14. The best invention ever... |
freedom |
| 15. I love it when... |
my house is clean, and my kids are home safe |
| 16. Sometimes I... |
wish I wasn't here |
| 17. I work... |
eternally |
| 18. GO... |
F' yourself (sorry first thing that popped in my head) |
| 19. The funniest thing that has ever happened to me was... |
too many to mention |
| 20. God... |
rules |
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| 21. Jesus... |
saves |
| 22. Buddha... |
is a fat statue |
| 23. My last relationship... |
ended horribly |
| 24. The best movie ever is... |
Willy Wonka |
| 25. One weird fact about me is... |
I'm alergic to the sun |
| 26. Stuffed animals are... |
yardsale fodder |
| 27. I wish... |
I could sleep without dreaming |
| 28. My dream last night... |
don't remember |
| 29. My first thought waking up... |
Oh God, not again. |
| 30. My favorite kitchen utensil... |
tongs |
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| 31. Today I ate... |
spaghetti |
| 32. Sometimes I swear... |
life is trying to kill me |
| 33. Politics... |
suck |
| 34. My body... |
is curvy =) |
| 35. I dream one day I will... |
be happy |
| 36. Tomorrow... |
never comes |
| 37. Love makes... |
no sense |
| 38. Sharpies... |
are not intended for 3 year olds |
| 39. As a child, I... |
wanted to be Elvis |
| 40. The world could do with less... |
drama |
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