| 1. name |
name |
| 2. age |
age |
| 3. how do you feel about existentialism? |
No Answer |
| 4. are you a fan of Friedrich Nietzsche? |
No Answer |
| 5. Mac or Dell? |
mac |
| 6. Netscape, Internet Explorer, Mozilla Firefox, or Safari? |
safari |
| 7. Last book you read and had a significant impact on you? |
No Answer |
| 8. Have you ever been locked out of your house? |
No Answer |
| 9. Have you ever read the communist manifesto? |
No Answer |
| 10. what time is it? |
No Answer |
| 11. who is your favorite comedian? |
No Answer |
| 12. when did Columbus sail the ocean blue? |
1492 |
| 13. when was slavery abolished in the US? |
No Answer |
| 14. do you know who Hammurabi is? |
No Answer |
| 15. Are you an idiot? |
No Answer |
| 16. are you excited for Resident Evil Extinction? |
No Answer |
| 17. have you ever stepped on a dead animal? |
No Answer |
| 18. If you're a boy have you ever worn girls underwear? if you're a girl have you ever worn boys underwear? |
No Answer |
| 19. Have you ever lit a bag of crap on fire? |
No Answer |
| 20. Have you ever thrown said bag of crap at someone's house? |
No Answer |
| 21. Have you seen the Manchurian Candidate? The remake or the original? |
No Answer |
| 22. Do you like Beck? |
No Answer |
| 23. Can you play any instruments? If so, which? |
No Answer |
| 24. Do you smoke cigarettes? |
No Answer |
| 25. If so, what brand do you smoke? |
No Answer |
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| 26. On top or bottom? |
No Answer |
| 27. have you ever gotten in a physical fight? |
No Answer |
| 28. What is your Utopia? |
No Answer |
| 29. Have you ever read anything by Ayn Rand? |
No Answer |
| 30. What is your favorite album this year? |
No Answer |
| 31. what year is it? |
No Answer |
| 32. do you write in a journal? |
No Answer |
| 33. what is your biggest obsession? |
No Answer |
| 34. do you enjoy sonic youth? |
No Answer |
| 35. what is the last concert you attended? |
No Answer |
| 36. the last movie you saw? |
No Answer |
| 37. why do you take surveys? |
No Answer |
| 38. do you trim the bushes? |
No Answer |
| 39. do you enjoy spending time by yourself? |
No Answer |
| 40. what do you think about fatalism? |
No Answer |
| 41. is money the root of all evil? |
No Answer |
| 42. do you have an extensive vocabulary? |
No Answer |
| 43. do you know what maudlin means? |
No Answer |
| 44. are you that way? |
No Answer |
| 45. what baffles you? |
No Answer |
| 46. are you interested in philosophy? |
No Answer |
| 47. would you like a frontal lobotomy? |
No Answer |
| 48. are you the root of all evil? |
No Answer |
| 49. i'm tired of typing are you? |
No Answer |
| 50. what time is it now? |
No Answer |
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| 51. should this survey end here? |
No Answer |
| 52. have you ever chipped a tooth? |
No Answer |
| 53. do you like shakespeare? |
No Answer |
| 54. do you think that perhaps he was a homosexual? |
No Answer |
| 55. what's your orientation? |
No Answer |
| 56. who's the last person you had sex with? |
No Answer |
| 57. do you have homework you need to do? |
No Answer |
| 58. do you prefer brand name or generic? |
No Answer |
| 59. what's some of your hobbies? |
No Answer |
| 60. have you ever slept on your roof? |
No Answer |
| 61. do you enjoy climbing trees? |
No Answer |
| 62. collecting rocks? |
No Answer |
| 63. do you collect anything? |
No Answer |
| 64. have you ever made up a survey? |
No Answer |
| 65. do you like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs? |
No Answer |
| 66. whose a worse rapper 50 cent or Kanye West? (trick question) |
No Answer |
| 67. have you ever touched a cadaver? |
No Answer |
| 68. are you cold? |
No Answer |
| 69. where is toucan sam? |
No Answer |
| 70. are you in debt? |
No Answer |
| 71. have you ever gotten a cut on your genitals? |
No Answer |
| 72. are you perverted? |
No Answer |
| 73. am i? |
No Answer |
| 74. do you like video games? |
No Answer |
| 75. do you like to paint your nails black? |
No Answer |
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| 76. are you way out? |
No Answer |
| 77. have you ever read anything by Stephen Hawkings? |
No Answer |
| 78. are you a genius? |
No Answer |
| 79. who is your favorite painter? |
No Answer |
| 80. what do you find to be aesthetically pleasing? |
No Answer |
| 81. are you interested in space? |
No Answer |
| 82. what is the longest you have ever watched tv? |
No Answer |
| 83. what is that sound in the background? |
No Answer |
| 84. is it music? |
No Answer |
| 85. a person? |
No Answer |
| 86. who or what are you listening to? |
No Answer |
| 87. do you believe in god? |
No Answer |
| 88. who's better: the greek gods or the roman gods? |
No Answer |
| 89. do you smoke pot? |
No Answer |
| 90. bowls, bongs, joints, dutch's, or blunts? |
No Answer |
| 91. do you like cigaweed? |
No Answer |
| 92. do you agree with me that it sucks? |
No Answer |
| 93. what is your ethnicity? |
No Answer |
| 94. whats the most meaningful conversation you've ever had? |
No Answer |
| 95. who was it with? |
No Answer |
| 96. do you keep track of current affairs? |
No Answer |
| 97. how do you feel about the main presidential candidates? |
No Answer |
| 98. are you going to vote for that bitch Hillary? |
No Answer |
| 99. are you a feminist? and yes guys you can be a feminist too |
No Answer |
| 100. i think im really done are you? |
No Answer |
| 101. does your hand hurt? |
No Answer |
| 102. good night or good morning? |
No Answer |