| 1. What's your most favorite bumper sticker you've ever seen? |
showed a guy praying and said "stop talking to yourself" |
| 2. Do you sing in the shower? |
nope |
| 3. Are you guilty of showing to much PDA? |
nah |
| 4. What's the best smell in the world? |
matches |
| 5. Which of your current friends have you known the longest? |
christine and/or amy |
| 6. Do you say Ca-RI-bbean or Carib-BE-an? |
both, depends on my mood |
| 7. Do you drip-dry after a shower/bath? |
hells no. big fluffy towels |
| 8. For toilet paper: Do you wad or fold it before use? |
origami dragon first |
| 9. What's the best animal to sing about in Old McDonald? |
i don't remember how that goes |
| 10. If you could paint your room any way you want it, what would it look like? |
i'd make gary or duncan paint it |
| 11. Have you ever flipped off your mother or father? |
behind their back, sure |
| 12. Which of your closest friends would be easiest to date? |
easiest? Gary's technically the "easiest" hehe |
| 13. Which of your closest friends would be hardest to date? |
hardest? I can't imagine any of them hard, thanks. |
| 14. Do you have a favorite pair of underwear? |
the ones with Animal from the muppets all over them |
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| 15. If so, what do they look like? |
uh... |
| 16. Do you always use your turn signal? |
i walk |
| 17. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? |
almost did, but some ugly people were there so i refused. 6th grade snob. |
| 18. Have you ever dated someone that your closest friend didn't approve of? |
yup |
| 19. Can you do a cartwheel? |
nope |
| 20. What time is it? |
too late |
| 21. Do you ever check surveys for correct spelling and grammar? |
no |
| 22. Did it bother you I ended a question with a preposition? |
no, i'm not a nazi |
| 23. Do you know what a preposition is? |
yes, i'm not a nazi |
| 24. Type of internet connection? |
that's a lame question |
| 25. Did you ever play in boxes as a kid? |
yes, but i'm straight now |
| 26. Do you know anyone who doesn't like chocolate? |
yep |
| 27. For the girls: What's the longest time you've gone without shaving your legs? |
drew was in the military so....4 years ; ) |
| 28. For the guys: Have you ever shaved your legs? |
n/a |
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| 29. Have you ever said something because you thought it was funny, but right after you say it you wish you hadn't? |
if there was a midget or retard nearby, then probably |
| 30. What does subpoena mean? |
to formally "request" that you show up to court |
| 31. Did you think about going to dictionary.com to look it up? |
for a moment |
| 32. When was your last date? |
i'm married. every day is a date, but without the putting out. |
| 33. How many MySpace friends do you have? |
enough. i am constantly looking for who to vote off next. |
| 34. Have you ever peed in the shower? |
if you haven't you are lying. |
| 35. Can you count to 20 in Spanish? |
yup |
| 36. Anything really odd turn you on? |
like i'd say in this forum. then everyone would do it just to control me. |
| 37. How do you hold the steering wheel when you're driving? |
with my enormous boobs |
| 38. How would you describe your high school experience in exactly 5 words? |
Constantly. Trying. To. Plan. My. Escape. |
| 39. Is Alex Trebek the smartest man alive? |
no, he's a dick who reads answers off a prompter. |
| 40. What celebrity do you look most like? |
i've heard drew barrymore, but i don't buy it. |
| 41. How often do you change your MySpace song? |
whenever my mood changes |
| 42. How many pairs of shoes do you own? |
hmmm. i can only say that i dont have any that are completely yellow. |
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| 43. Are your earlobes attached or unattached? |
i hope attached |
| 44. Did you just touch an ear to check? |
haha yes |
| 45. Which is grosser: finger hair or toe hair? |
toe hair. and toes. and feet. |
| 46. What time is it now? |
later than the last time you asked. |
| 47. How much ice do you put in your drinks? |
not much. it waters down the vodka |
| 48. How often do you floss? |
daily. seriously. now that i pay for my own dental care. |
| 49. Does lip gloss really "pop?" |
huh? |
| 50. Do you watch the Super Bowl just for the commercials? |
i ignore the tv that day |
| 51. Do you know anyone who is Canadian? |
seth rogen, but not personally |
| 52. Do you have a farmer's tan? |
i am the missing member of pale force |
| 53. Do you like licking the sticky part of the envelope? |
sometimes, except when you get that really nasty one that tastes like acid, without the fun |
| 54. Which foot hits the floor first when you get out of bed? |
who would know that? |
| 55. Who was the US's only bachelor President? |
the same guy who was the first gay president |
| 56. What's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? |
money pit |