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1. Which U.S. president declared Thanksgiving a national holiday? PRESIDENT LINCOLN
2. Where will you be on Thanksgiving? ARIZONA (a.k.a. the turkey state)
3. What's the farthest you've ever travelled for Thanksgiving? OH to AZ
4. Do you put up decorations? of COURSE!
5. Best Thanksgiving memory: this one time, a bunch of dogs came in and ate all the turkey. dad got real mad,but we made up for it by going out to eat at a chinese joint. lol!
6. Funniest Thanksgiving memory: mostly, i remember checking the turkey to make sure mom hadn't charred the **** er.
7. Worst Thanksgiving memory: 5+6= crap
8. Thanksgiving memory that you're most thankful for: the first one with nathan....i was glad he was alive.
9. First Thanksgiving memory: hmmm...they kind of all blend together.
10. What's your favorite Thanksgiving food? turkey, i only eat it once a year.
11. What's your favorite Thanksgiving pie? puuuumkin-FOR SURE!
12. What's your favorite Thanksgiving dessert? UUUH...pie is dessert, no? am i missing something?
13. What's your favorite food made from the leftovers? hell NO. I HAATE LEFTOVERS...wait...dirty rice.
14. What's the worst Thanksgiving food? cranberry crap in a can...YUUUUUCK
15. Weirdest thing you've ever eaten for Thanksgiving? BEEF?
16. Do you watch football on Thanksgiving? i can pretend to,but in my head i entertain myself with the idea of cutting myself.
17. Do you know who played the 1st football game, Thanksgiving 1934? haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
18. Have you seen the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special? yes
19. Have you seen The Waltons Thanksgiving Story? no
20. Have you seen The Mouse and The Mayflower? no
21. Do you watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? yeeeeees, i looove to watch all the crappy singing, slipping all over, drops, and up and coming broadway stuff!
22. Have you ever been in a parade? yes...prolly, why the macy's day parade is so entertaining...i know they're all miserable,but fighting it.
23. Can you recite at least 50% of the song Alice's Restaurant? huh? no.
24. Do you even know what Alice's Restaurant is? You should! well **** !
25. Do you go shopping the day after Thanksgiving? i've been known to,but i've gotten older and wiser....well older, so that whole **** IT attitude is really setting in.
26. What is your FAVORITE thing about Thanksgivng? eating and doing nothing
27. What do you hate about Thanksgiving? cleaning up afterwards
28. Who would you like to invite to your Thanksgiving dinner? everyone i know,but i can't and i never will.
29. What are YOU thankful for this year? friends and family... MERRY NEW YEAR!