| 1. Which U.S. president declared Thanksgiving a national holiday? |
No Answer |
| 2. Where will you be on Thanksgiving? |
IN MY TURKEY PANTS |
| 3. What's the farthest you've ever travelled for Thanksgiving? |
SCHNECTADY |
| 4. Do you put up decorations? |
I'M USUALLY IN CHARGE OF CUPS & ICE |
| 5. Best Thanksgiving memory: |
I LOVE JAQUES COUSTEAU!!!! |
| 6. Funniest Thanksgiving memory: |
JOEY AND THE TURKEY ON HIS HEAD |
| 7. Worst Thanksgiving memory: |
THERE'S A TOE IN MY KITCHEN... |
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| 8. Thanksgiving memory that you're most thankful for: |
No Answer |
| 9. First Thanksgiving memory: |
MORE BANDAGES!!! MORE BANDAGES!!! |
| 10. What's your favorite Thanksgiving food? |
RACHEL? I HAVE THE YAMS IF YOU'D LIKE TO "EXCHANGE THEM" |
| 11. What's your favorite Thanksgiving pie? |
IT'S A TRIFLE!!! |
| 12. What's your favorite Thanksgiving dessert? |
CUSTARD GOOD, MEAT GOOD, PEAS GOOOOOOD, |
| 13. What's your favorite food made from the leftovers? |
THE MOISTMAKER |
| 14. What's the worst Thanksgiving food? |
No Answer |
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| 15. Weirdest thing you've ever eaten for Thanksgiving? |
No Answer |
| 16. Do you watch football on Thanksgiving? |
DAMN YOU REF, YOU BURN IN HELL!! |
| 17. Do you know who played the 1st football game, Thanksgiving 1934? |
No Answer |
| 18. Have you seen the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special? |
No Answer |
| 19. Have you seen The Waltons Thanksgiving Story? |
No Answer |
| 20. Have you seen The Mouse and The Mayflower? |
No Answer |
| 21. Do you watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? |
"AND NOW, HERE'S THE STARS FROM THE HIT SHOW 'DAYS OF OUR LIFE'" |
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| 22. Have you ever been in a parade? |
"I'M IN THE HIT SHOW DAYS OF OUR LIFE!!! STUPID LONG SLEEVES!!! |
| 23. Can you recite at least 50% of the song Alice's Restaurant? |
No Answer |
| 24. Do you even know what Alice's Restaurant is? You should! |
No Answer |
| 25. Do you go shopping the day after Thanksgiving? |
No Answer |
| 26. What is your FAVORITE thing about Thanksgivng? |
No Answer |
| 27. What do you hate about Thanksgiving? |
MORE TURKEY, MR CHANDLER? |
| 28. Who would you like to invite to your Thanksgiving dinner? |
FUN BOBBY |
| 29. What are YOU thankful for this year? |
No Answer |