| 1. How are you doing today? |
fine thank you.........just bored |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
same as tonight....quizes and waitin for BIL to fix computer |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
mmmmm...bigger than it was |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
Evil Knievil jump set |
| 5. Where's the money? |
in da bank |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
nope..........watchin England get knocked out of Euro 2008 |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
they know |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
Sir Ranulph Fieenes |
| 9. Do you drink? |
Water, yes |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
yes...........he was behind the sofa |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
no but i know Michael Jackson does |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
why not |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
nope............dont like the bush |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
as above |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
yes |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
yes |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
mmmmm......probably the Hulk, but then he wont go to heaven |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
nope |
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| 19. What is Love? |
illusive |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
no |
| 21. Did you say no? |
yes |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
no |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
ill try |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
C**T |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
no |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
trick |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
no...........fuk off.its mine |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
hahahahaha......nooo |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
hopefully not Maths |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
Business?? |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
Plate |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
???????? |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
what??????? |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
my left hand |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
sometimes...........old man thing |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
Bouncers...........not what you are thinking Rog |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
hope so |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
Course.........im a genius |